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Do you think there is any possibility that I might do to heaven? I try to be the best person I can, but I don't beleive a God exists. I'm not trying to convert, or rather de-convert anyone here i'm just curious.
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Re: Atheist here, hey LBC.
Once again, if you have to ask, the answer is
NO!
Why would an "atheist" be concerned about going to heaven anyway? Do you think God's going to be accepting of your little games?Drama queen -
Re: Atheist here, hey LBC.
I have good news for you, friend! There is a possibility you can go to Heaven! However, it is conditional on a few things:Originally posted by B3nn3tt View Post
1. You need to stop worshipping monkeys and hating God.
2. You need to sincerely repent of your sins, promise to sin no more and accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior.
3. You can't have committed blasphemy against the Holy Ghost.
If you can do these three things and follow all the 600+ commandments laid out for us in the KJV Bible, then your chances of getting to Heaven will be pretty good!
If you don't do all of those things, then your chances of getting into Heaven will be nil. If that is the case, then I hope you enjoy lakes (of fire)."Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32
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Re: Atheist here, hey LBC.
I see what you did there.. you misspelled believe on purpose because you secretly believe that God does exist.Originally posted by B3nn3tt View Post
Proverbs 16:9
A man’s heart deviseth his way: But the Lord directeth his steps.
I believe your heart told you to come to come to this forum and the Lord told you to come here as well. This is a good chance for saving your own soul, so don't mess it up!
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Re: Atheist here, hey LBC.
Well, logically speaking, it would make more sense for you to first be converted to Christianity before you attempt to de-convert people from their dysfunctional atheistic lifestyles.Originally posted by B3nn3tt View Post
You have your heart in the right place, even if the mind isn't there yet. No worries, we're there to help you help atheists.I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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Re: Atheist here, hey LBC.
If you remain an atheist instead of a True Christian(tm), you will spend eternity in God's Lake of Fire.Originally posted by B3nn3tt View Post
Revelation 21:8Any other unbelievably stupid questions?
But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: Atheist here, hey LBC.
Even though I enjoy punching atheists nearly as much as I enjoy punching homers at least they are are a clean slate. False Christians are the worst.
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Re: Atheist here, hey LBC.
Here's your problem: Being a "nice guy" won't get you into Heaven. Read this sermon now.Originally posted by B3nn3tt View Post
Your immortal soul depends on it!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Atheist here, hey LBC.
If you repent your sins, change your life, begin to study the Holy Bible and go to church, why not.Originally posted by Bonnett View PostProverbs 1:7 King James Version (KJV)
The fear of the Lord is the beginning of knowledge: but fools despise wisdom and instruction.Comment
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Re: Atheist here, hey LBC.
And tithing. Don't forget the tithing. Pastor needs a new pair of Escalades.Originally posted by BaronOB View Post
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Re: Atheist here, hey LBC.
How can you be an atheists ? Can you not see what God has given us? Were you born blind? You poor child, it's going to be a really terrible eternity for you.Ugh.Comment
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Re: Atheist here, hey LBC.
Since atheists only care about personal profit, I will put it in terms you can understand:Originally posted by Bonnett View Post
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Re: Atheist here, hey LBC.
You forgot that he must pay tithes and make free will offerings. No one gets to heaven for free.Originally posted by BaronOB View PostComment
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Re: Atheist here, hey LBC.
And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.Originally posted by KJV Lover View Post
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Re: Atheist here, hey LBC.
It's impossible to be an "atheists', literallyOriginally posted by dpwashi View Post
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