God hates Australia

[KJV Lover]

God is taking revenge on Australia, with His tried and tested method of flooding.



Glory!

[Nobar King]

Re: God hates Australia

This is either a sign of the end times or the return of Noah's flood:

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: God hates Australia

God is giving Australia an enema! A nation founded with criminals is still paying for their offense to the Lord!




Australia,

You'd better pray

God has set upon you

to wash that sin away!

[KJV Lover]

Re: God hates Australia

This is either a sign of the end times or the return of Noah's flood:

Brother, have you been reading secular science and its nonsense about the Earth being round?

We know there was once a tree tall enough to see “to the end of the Earth” (Daniel 4:10-11), the devil took Jesus to a mountain tall enough to see “all the kingdoms of the world” (Matthew 4:5-8; Luke 4:5) and, come Judgment Day, there will be “four angels standing on the four corners of the earth” (Revelation 7:1). None of this would be possible if the Earth were round.

Praise the sweet name of Jesus.

[Dillon]

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None of this would be possible

Make no mistake, nothing is impossible with the Lord ( Matthew 19:26 ).

But yes, the world is flat.

Yours in Christ,
-Dillon Marigold

[geezuzz]

Re: God hates Australia

you guys actually think the worlds flat, that is special.

[Dillon]

Re: God hates Australia

The Bible tells us so. This has been discussed before.


Please, do tell how you know this not to be true. I'd certainly be very interested in hearing this, and get a good laugh.

[KJV Lover]

Re: God hates Australia

you guys actually think the worlds flat, that is special.

The Holy Bible tells us the world is flat. We don't think, we're True Christians.™

You can either accept the Holy Word of God, or go straight to Hell. We don't mind.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: God hates Australia

Sheesh, Brother Nobar makes a joke and you guys jump all over him. No wonder people don't think Christians have a sense of humor.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: God hates Australia

This is either a sign of the end times or the return of Noah's flood:

The earth being flat, it also has two sides.

That's why Austria is referred to as "down under."

Case closed.

[KJV Lover]

Re: God hates Australia

The earth being flat, it also has two sides.

That's why Austria is referred to as "down under."

Under the Earth are pillars. 1 Samuel 2:8 "He raiseth up the poor out of the dust, and lifteth up the beggar from the dunghill, to set them among princes, and to make them inherit the throne of glory: for the pillars of the earth are the LORD's, and He hath set the world upon them."

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: God hates Australia

I wonder when a drownded Australian sinner gets to Hell how long it takes for the fire to dry them off . . .

[Errick]

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Under the Earth are pillars. 1 Samuel 2:8 "He raiseth up the poor out of the dust, and lifteth up the beggar from the dunghill, to set them among princes, and to make them inherit the throne of glory: for the pillars of the earth are the LORD's, and He hath set the world upon them."

these pillars, do they rest on the back of a giant turtle that makes its way through space and time? also is the world square, round, octagonal or a triangle in shape?

thanks you,

eric

[KJV Lover]

Re: God hates Australia

these pillars, do they rest on the back of a giant turtle that makes its way through space and time?

As far as I know, The Holy Bible does not say. Pehaps you would like to obtain a copy of the King James 1611 Bible for yourself, read it, and report back with your conclusions on biblical cosmology?

also is the world square, round, octagonal or a triangle in shape?

Flat with four corners. “And after these things I saw four angels standing on the four corners of the earth” (Revelation 7:1).

Good luck with biblical cosmology.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: God hates Australia

The damned Austrians have no one to blame but themselves and their Godless ways! Their ingratitude is beyond words! Read this report!

Global warming likely cause of Australia's Drought Feb 08, 2010

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/sciencefair/post/2010/02/620009980/1

Australia's long-standing drought likely arises from global warming, representing a once-in-5,400 years event, suggests Antarctic ice core data.

In the journal Nature Geoscience, Tas van Ommen and Vin Morgan of Australia's Antarctic Climate and Ecosystems Cooperative Research Centre looked at 750 years of preserved snow accumulation at Antarctica's Law Dome ice-core site. Snowfall there "correlates inversely", according to the study, with rainfall in southwestern corner of Western Australia, which has seen a 15% to 20% drop since the 1970's.

"The precipitation anomaly of the past few decades in Law Dome is the largest in 750 years, and lies outside the range of variability for the record as a whole, suggesting that the drought in Western Australia may be similarly unusual," finds the study.

Australia's loss has been East Antarctica's gain, with increased snowfall there during the drought. "Only a single such (drought) event is expected in around 38,000 years for a climate unchanged from that of the past 750 years," write the authors, and should happen just once in 5,400 years, under normal conditions. The drought, they conclude, "lies outside the envelope of natural variability and supports the hypothesis of anthropogenically (man-made) induced climate shift."

[...]The Orr family received 13 inches of rain in 2009 and have been hand feeding stock for approximately 8 years. Drought in New South Wales has increased by 1%, the state is now believed to be 95% marginally or fully in drought despite some rain during the Christmas period.

OK? They wanted rain, lots of it, God gave them rain, lots of it and now they are whining again!

What's the matter with these people? Has the blood rushed to their heads becasue they're upside down? Why do they not appreciate God's Gifts? Were not their prayers answered? Have not a few sinners been smitten? Is it not so much more simple to baptize people now?

I'm furious! I hope they get a plague of frogs or whatever river it is runs red with blood!