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  • batjocoritoare Dumne
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    • Jan 2011
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    #1

    Hello

    Hello my dear true christian fellow,

    I just discovered your forum and I am thrilled to have interesting discussion with you people !!
  • Bible Student
    Master of Biblical Study and Ancient Languages
    With Jesus now.
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2010
    • 2474

    #2
    Re: Hello

    Originally posted by batjocoritoare Dumne View Post
    Hello my dear true christian fellow,

    I just discovered your forum and I am thrilled to have interesting discussion with you people !!
    Welcome. Please elaborate - who, what, when, where, why and so what?
    YiJC, BS

    II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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    • Cranky Old Man
      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
      You kids get off his lawn!
       
      • Jan 2010
      • 22373

      #3
      Re: Hello

      Welcome to our friendly family forum!

      Can you tell us a little more about yourself? Things like what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus?
      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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      • batjocoritoare Dumne
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        • Jan 2011
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        #4
        Re: Hello

        I didn't find any edit possibilty so I am writing another note to add to my introduction post.

        First of all, I am not an american citizen but I am leaving for new england in a few days and had visited the USA several times.
        I was raised in one of the country that your god hates and lived in another one which, according to one of your 1337 grandpa map should be belgium

        In addition, I haven't been raised as a proper baptist but as a mix between jewish and christian roman. But now, I grew up and now am an atheist.

        You are going to tell me, already 3 sins in a 3 paragraph text, that is a lot.

        But I also am a scientitst, a mathematician more accurately.

        As a result and concordingly to my first and brieve post, I am really exited to have nice discussion with you my dear fellow true christian.

        Just to notice: Why can you guys quote the King James Bible and think it is relevant whereas you don't accept that people actully could do the same with for exemple a darwinist evolutionist book?

        Sincerely

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        • Bible Student
          Master of Biblical Study and Ancient Languages
          With Jesus now.
          True Christian™
          • Dec 2010
          • 2474

          #5
          Re: Hello

          Originally posted by batjocoritoare Dumne View Post
          I didn't find any edit possibilty so I am writing another note to add to my introduction post.

          First of all, I am not an american citizen but I am leaving for new england in a few days and had visited the USA several times.
          I was raised in one of the country that your god hates and lived in another one which, according to one of your 1337 grandpa map should be belgium

          In addition, I haven't been raised as a proper baptist but as a mix between jewish and christian roman. But now, I grew up and now am an atheist.

          You are going to tell me, already 3 sins in a 3 paragraph text, that is a lot.

          But I also am a scientitst, a mathematician more accurately.

          As a result and concordingly to my first and brieve post, I am really exited to have nice discussion with you my dear fellow true christian.

          Just to notice: Why can you guys quote the King James Bible and think it is relevant whereas you don't accept that people actully could do the same with for exemple a darwinist evolutionist book?

          Sincerely
          We True Christians(tm) are an exceptionally accommodating and friendly group. In fact we encourage you to quote from your darwinist evolutionist book as much as you like as long as the material you quote is God-breathed. Naturally those passages should be corroborated in the 1611 King James Bible. Where did you get the idea that we would not countenance anything that buoys our beloved Bible? Have you been listening to vacuous lies about us here at Landover Baptist Church?
          YiJC, BS

          II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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          • batjocoritoare Dumne
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            • Jan 2011
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            #6
            Re: Hello

            I do realize it looks a little bit like I am mocking you.

            I used to attend the church known as Eglise Saint Sulpice in Paris.
            Une grande église au coeur de Paris : temps de prière, adoration, confessions, activités pour les jeunes, préparation des sacrements.


            "Moral philosophy is nothing else but the science of what is good, and evil, in the conversation, and society of mankind. Good, and evil, are names that signify our appetites, and aversions; which in different tempers, customs, and doctrines of men, are different." Thomas Hobbes Leviathan

            I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was, and which is to come, the Almighty. Revelation

            Sincerely

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            • Bible Student
              Master of Biblical Study and Ancient Languages
              With Jesus now.
              True Christian™
              • Dec 2010
              • 2474

              #7
              Re: Hello

              Originally posted by batjocoritoare Dumne View Post
              I used to attend the church known as Eglise Saint Sulpice in Paris.
              Une grande église au coeur de Paris : temps de prière, adoration, confessions, activités pour les jeunes, préparation des sacrements.


              Sincerely
              Do they make good French fries there?
              YiJC, BS

              II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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              • Janine Walker
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                • Dec 2010
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                #8
                Re: Hello

                Originally posted by Bible Student View Post
                Do they make good French fries there?
                I don't know but I certainly don't make good French fries .

                Maybe, Batjo the "scientist mathematician" can give me a good French fry recipe.

                Janine Walker
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                • Rev. M. Rodimer
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                  • May 2008
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                  #9
                  Re: Hello

                  Originally posted by batjocoritoare Dumne View Post
                  Just to notice: Why can you guys quote the King James Bible and think it is relevant whereas you don't accept that people actully could do the same with for exemple a darwinist evolutionist book?

                  Sincerely
                  Please show me where your Darwinist evolutionist books tell people how to conduct themselves, whom to kill, and how to ensure that they avoid an eternity of torment in God's Lake of Fire.

                  Thank you.
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • Bible Student
                    Master of Biblical Study and Ancient Languages
                    With Jesus now.
                    True Christian™
                    • Dec 2010
                    • 2474

                    #10
                    Re: Hello

                    Originally posted by Janine Walker View Post
                    I don't know but I certainly don't make good French fries .

                    Maybe, Batjo the "scientist mathematician" can give me a good French fry recipe.

                    Janine Walker
                    I'll be right back. That picture made me hungry for some potatoes.
                    YiJC, BS

                    II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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                    • Dillon
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                      • Dec 2010
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                      #11
                      Re: Hello

                      Originally posted by batjocoritoare Dumne View Post
                      But I also am a scientitst, a mathematician more accurately.
                      Thank God being a mathematician scientist does not require one to employ an effective usage of proper English.

                      Originally posted by batjocoritoare Dumne View Post
                      I am really exited to have nice discussion with you my dear fellow true christian.
                      Please dedicate some of your time to learning the new vocabulary word for the day: fellow.

                      Yours in Christ,
                      -Dillon Marigold
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                      Why God hates the Federal Reserve
                      My Biblical reasoning why the unsaved are unwelcome

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                      • Ezekiel Bathfire
                        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
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                        • Jan 2008
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                        #12
                        Re: Hello

                        No another one thinking he's Belgiam!

                        Zebulun sent me this over the internets. He said it was from the Times of London.
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                        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                        Author of such illuminating essays as,
                        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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