New here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dittohead4life!]

Hi, I guess I'm new here and its a breath of fresh air to see so many other real Christians here. I hope I can get some fellowship here so I can better lead my life in Christ. My son has been visting porno sites and 4can and Ive set him up with an account here too. I hope he can learn a thing or too!

Thanks
DITTOHEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[John Creeser]

Re: New here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi, I guess I'm new here and its a breath of fresh air to see so many other real Christians here. I hope I can get some fellowship here so I can better lead my life in Christ. My son has been visting porno sites and 4can and Ive set him up with an account here too. I hope he can learn a thing or too!

Thanks
DITTOHEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Welcome to our Godly forum friend. What church do you attend? What version of the Bible do you read from?

As for your son, you seem a little soft on him. Have you tried beating the porn and 4chan out of him?

[Dittohead4life!]

Re: New here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey! how do I change the unsaved trash thing! Thats not very christian to say that to people you don't know. Its one of the first things _I_ ask people, so it should be in the sign up thing if your saved or not.!!!!!!!

[Gabriel Reproba]

Re: New here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey! how do I change the unsaved trash thing! Thats not very christian to say that to people you don't know. Its one of the first things _I_ ask people, so it should be in the sign up thing if your saved or not.!!!!!!!

Everyone with a new account is classified as Unsaved Trash until the prove otherwise and clear our DoF investigation. Look at it as an opportunity to share your love for Jesus and the Bible.

Speaking of which, what is your favorite Bible verse? What church do you go to? When do you think the Rapture will be?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: New here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey! how do I change the unsaved trash thing! Thats not very christian to say that to people you don't know. Its one of the first things _I_ ask people, so it should be in the sign up thing if your saved or not.!!!!!!!

Dear friend:

It would do no good to ask, since most "Christians," including many "Christian" visitors to this board, are actually cherry-picking liberal space cadets who only think they are saved. To answer your question, you may change the "unsaved trash" thing by demonstrating through your posts that you are saved, since every tree is known by its fruit (Luke 6:44).

[Dittohead4life!]

Re: New here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Welcome to our Godly forum friend. What church do you attend? What version of the Bible do you read from?

As for your son, you seem a little soft on him. Have you tried beating the porn and 4chan out of him?

I used to attend Risen Church of Our Lord in Johnstown, but I heard that the pastor there wife's sister had a gay son, and I took my family out of there! We go the Vineyard Baptist Church now. I blame some of this on the problems Lance has been having.

I use the King James Version. Ive heard that there are homosexual translation in the International version. Im not a foreigner so I sure as shuck dont need an international version!

I have tried beating him, my father sure a shuck didnt raise no softy. I usally use a phone cord on the small of his back or a few coat hangers i duck taped together. I call that one "Jesus's Love" because Jesus uses tough love on us.

[Didymus Much]

Re: New punctuation abuser here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

... I'm not a foreigner......

Then why use the smiley waving a Liberian (not American) flag?

[BelieverInGod]

Re: New here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hmm...... Seems that the Vineyard Church in Johnstown lists itself as a "community" church, not Baptist.

What you will find is this:

• A casual atmosphere

• Friendly people who’ll help you find your way around

• Today’s music

• Messages relevant to your daily life

• A cool children’s program

• Free coffee to help you relax, recharge and relate to others

• That you matter to God – and to the Vineyard Community



Whether you’re single, married, single again, with or without children – no matter where you’ve been or what you’ve done – we invite you to experience the difference here.



We currently have 3 services to offer you!

1. -Saturday Evenings at 6:30 pm - This service features an acoustic style of worship.
   
2. -Sunday Mornings at 10:00 & 11:30 am
   

You’re in good company with those of us who are reconnecting with others of faith... just exploring who God is... or rediscovering what church can be.



Wondering what to expect?



No one is going to single you out or ask you to stand up and give your name. Grab a free coffee, bring it into the Auditorium and relax. Here is what happens…



1. Sing: For the first 20 to 30 minutes or so, we’ll sing some simple songs to God. Feel free to have a seat anytime during the worship service. Some people like to stand the entire time. Just be comfortable. Check out our Worship page if you are interested in learning more about worship at the Vineyard Community.

2. Giving: Just prior to the end of our singing, we take up the tithes and offerings. This is for those who value the mission of the Vineyard Community and are learning to give. We use this time to give back to God a portion of what He’s given to us. Remember, it all belongs to Him.

3. Welcome: We’ll briefly tell you about a few things happening around here.

4. Message: Our speaker will give a 30 to 40 minute message about applying God’s truths to life’s challenges. Check out our Online Sermons to sample the type of message you will hear at the Vineyard Community.

5. The Big Finish: We close with a short prayer and that’s it. If you like, individual prayer is offered at the front of the Auditorium after every service. Feel free to grab another cup of coffee and connect with others.

Why aren't you going to Johnstown Independent Baptist Chruch?

[Dittohead4life!]

Re: New here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone with a new account is classified as Unsaved Trash until the prove otherwise and clear our DoF investigation. Look at it as an opportunity to share your love for Jesus and the Bible.

Speaking of which, what is your favorite Bible verse? What church do you go to? When do you think the Rapture will be?

They are all gone out of the way, they are together become unprofitable; there is none that doeth good, no, not one. Romans 3:12 is my favorite verse as it describes all the pinheads that threat the only free (not if Polosi had her way) country in the world America

Dear friend:

It would do no good to ask, since most "Christians," including many "Christian" visitors to this board, are actually cherry-picking liberal space cadets who only think they are saved. To answer your question, you may change the "unsaved trash" thing by demonstrating through your posts that you are saved, since every tree is known by its fruit (Luke 6:44).

If I made a error I appologize Pastor. My family holds all Pastors in very high regard an I admire your ministry. I should prove myself in your fellowship

[Dittohead4life!]

Re: New here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hmm...... Seems that the Vineyard Church in Johnstown lists itself as a "community" church, not Baptist.



Why aren't you going to Johnstown Independent Baptist Chruch?

I've had many fights with my wife about this. She converted from Methodist to Baptist when we were courting and she feels very uncomfortable about Johnsontown IBC. I would actually really like to go to Jersey Baptist on our Sunday and Wednesday services , but take Lance to bible study on Thrusdays.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: New here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've had many fights with my wife about this. She converted from Methodist to Baptist when we were courting and she feels very uncomfortable about Johnsontown IBC. I would actually really like to go to Jersey Baptist on our Sunday and Wednesday services , but take Lance to bible study on Thrusdays.

You named your boy "Lance" and you're surprised he's a homosexual?

[BelieverInGod]

Re: New here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've had many fights with my wife about this. She converted from Methodist to Baptist when we were courting and she feels very uncomfortable about Johnsontown IBC. I would actually really like to go to Jersey Baptist on our Sunday and Wednesday services , but take Lance to bible study on Thrusdays.

I just tend to be suspicious of "community churches" usually they're only one step above Unitarians.

[Dittohead4life!]

Re: New here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You named your boy "Lance" and you're surprised he's a homosexual?

Lance is from Pat's previous marriage and Im perrty certain he hits for the home team sir. Its his problem with the pornos and 4cans that are sending his butt in the express elevator to heck. Read more before you post mister.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: New here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Read more before you post mister.

Mind your place, GUEST.

[Dittohead4life!]

Re: New here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mind your place, GUEST.

Ok!