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    My Introduction

    Hello, my name is Joseph, and I would currently consider myself a Catholic. However, I diagree with the corruption and the horrible acceptance of things such as homosexuals and atheists that is present in the Catholic Church today. I am looking for some truth from real God fearing Christians. Is the place to look?

    My favorite Bible verse is Matthew 1:1 - 1:17 because it shows that everything with God is planned out and that as long I stay within his rules, I have nothing to fear.

    If you have any more questions, I would be glad to answer them.
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    Re: My Introduction

    Welcome to our friendly family forum!

    What is your favorite gun?
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • #3
      Re: My Introduction

      Originally posted by GodFearinRationalist View Post
      Hello, my name is Joseph,...
      Welcome!

      and I would currently consider myself a Catholic.
      Then we would consider you a hell-bound sinner.

      However, I diagree with the corruption and the horrible acceptance of things such as homosexuals and atheists that is present in the Catholic Church today.
      Then why do you consider yourself a papist? If you don't follow believe 100% of what your religion says, then you are NOT "of" that religion.

      I am looking for some truth from real God fearing Christians. Is the place to look?
      It is the ONLY place to look.

      My favorite Bible verse is Matthew 1:1 - 1:17 because it shows that everything with God is planned out and that as long I stay within his rules, I have nothing to fear.
      Good scripture. I must warn you, though, that you ALWAYS have something to fear. Even if you are walking the straight and narrow, you are at risk of being tempted by Satan into a hell-bound lifestyle. Or worse, you could commit the unforgiveable sin and be destined for Hell without and chance of forgiveness. (See my sig block re: the "big but.")

      If you have any more questions, I would be glad to answer them.
      Are you married? If so, how many sons do you have? When will you become saved?
      Yours In Christ,

      Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

      Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

      Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
      Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
      The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
      Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
      How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
      20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
      God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
      Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
      Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
      Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
      There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
      Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

      Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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      • #4
        Re: My Introduction

        Originally posted by GodFearinRationalist View Post
        Hello, my name is Joseph...
        Hi, Joseph.

        However, I diagree with the corruption and the horrible acceptance of things such as homosexuals and atheists that is present in the Catholic Church today.
        But you're OK with having an ex-Nazi pedo-enabler as "Christ's representative on Earth"?

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        • #5
          Re: My Introduction

          Mossberg 12 gauge shotgun

          I am not married, but I am engaged to a wonderful girl.

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          • #6
            Re: My Introduction

            Originally posted by GodFearinRationalist View Post
            Mossberg 12 gauge shotgun
            Good choice, especially for self defense. I prefer a Smith and Wesson 500 Mag Hunter myself as I mostly use my guns to kill animals for dinner.
            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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            • #7
              Re: My Introduction

              Originally posted by GodFearinRationalist View Post
              I also take offense to the fact that it says that i am "unsaved trash" under my name. I would stand to reason that I am on any godly persons level.

              Okay, prove it. Do you attend a Baptist church? No. What good deeds have you done? How many people have you spread the word of God to? How many times have you gone fourth and multiplied without committing adultery? Were you even baptized? Are you even knowledgeable of the King James Bible enough to fill out one of my crosswords?

              Janine Walker

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              • #8
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                So..............at what age did they start touching you?
                [Rev 19:20] And the beast was taken, and with him the false prophet that wrought miracles before him, with which he deceived them that had received the mark of the beast, and them that worshipped his image. These both were cast alive into a lake of fire burning with brimstone


                PALIN/BACHMAN 2016

                With their husbands permission of course

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                • #9
                  Re: My Introduction

                  Originally posted by GodFearinRationalist View Post
                  Hello, my name is Joseph, and I would currently consider myself a Catholic. However, I diagree with the corruption and the horrible acceptance of things such as homosexuals and atheists that is present in the Catholic Church today. I am looking for some truth from real God fearing Christians. Is the place to look?

                  My favorite Bible verse is Matthew 1:1 - 1:17 because it shows that everything with God is planned out and that as long I stay within his rules, I have nothing to fear.

                  If you have any more questions, I would be glad to answer them.
                  How old are you boy? Why aren't you over in Iraquistan sending sand nigras to hell for Jesus?

                  I assume you are aware that Mary-worshiping Catholicks are not Christians.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • #10
                    Re: My Introduction

                    Sorry for the delay!

                    Originally posted by Janine Walker View Post
                    Okay, prove it. Do you attend a Baptist church? No. What good deeds have you done? How many people have you spread the word of God to? How many times have you gone fourth and multiplied without committing adultery? Were you even baptized? Are you even knowledgeable of the King James Bible enough to fill out one of my crosswords?

                    Janine Walker
                    I am actively looking for a baptist church in the Columbus, OH region, but I do not have a means of transportation to get there so, I am independently studying the bible. I actively go out of my way to perform good deeds, and I press the word of God onto anyone and everyone I can. I am still a virgin, so no adultery has been committed. I was baptized, in the Catholic Church though. The world will never know, so hit me with your best shot.

                    Originally posted by Brother Scott View Post
                    So..............at what age did they start touching you?
                    I have never been touched. I'm not stupid.

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    How old are you boy? Why aren't you over in Iraquistan sending sand nigras to hell for Jesus?

                    I assume you are aware that Mary-worshiping Catholicks are not Christians.
                    I am not in Iraq because I am attending University in Ohio. Is this a crime?

                    Any more?

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