hi there!

[DevotedtoGood]

Greetings All,
I just recently joined the site, and Im lookin for direction. Im From Canada and in my part of the country, baptists churches arent too common. After having a faltering in my faith with an addiction to pornography, I've finally found the light and am hoping to grow in spirit.

I realized, with my sinful behaviors that I could not be the loving man that God intended me to be. And my punishment is self evident enough. All my relationships I was in, were Hollow, and the women I was with left me.

I want to experience love, true love, and I was hoping the brothers and sisters her at Landover, could show me what it means to be a true believer!

[peaceandlies]

Re: hi there!

Welcome. What is your favourite verse in the bible?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: hi there!

Welcome to our friendly family forum!

Im lookin for direction. Im From Canada

You need to go south.

You also need to stop wasting time on women and start spending time on Jesus Christ.

[Bible Student]

Re: hi there!

Greetings All,
I just recently joined the site, and Im lookin for direction. Im From Canada and in my part of the country, baptists churches arent too common. After having a faltering in my faith with an addiction to pornography, I've finally found the light and am hoping to grow in spirit.

I realized, with my sinful behaviors that I could not be the loving man that God intended me to be. And my punishment is self evident enough. All my relationships I was in, were Hollow, and the women I was with left me.

I want to experience love, true love, and I was hoping the brothers and sisters her at Landover, could show me what it means to be a true believer!

Welcome. Reaching out to us for help is a good first start. However if you want to be saved, you are in for a lot of work.

Maybe I can help you with your "women problem." I'm going to tell you a secret that I usually do not reveal to new Unsaved Trash but you seem like a nice, sincere guy, This is it and I think you should be sitting down while reading -- good True Christian(tm) ladies (and almost every single one of them is hot, but don't let on because it will go to their pretty little heads) really, really swoon over a man who faithfully reads his 1611 King James Bible and applies the words to his life. Now please keep this a secret because we aren't really supposed to let the cat out of the bag, so to speak.

Another thing. Always be polite and respectful toward all Forum Members and especially True Christians(tm). One of the reasons is that by doing so you might garner the attention of a True Christian(tm) woman. The other reason is that True Christian(tm) men are very protective of their womenfolk and if you slip even once the word will get around that you are disrespectful towards members of God's favorite church, the Landover Baptist Church and fathers will advise their daughters to shun you.

So to start on your journey toward eternal salvation and forgather the interest of True Christian(tm) ladies, crack open your 1611 King James Bible and commence reading. And remember mum is the word.

In the meantime, I have to get back to studying my 1611 King James Bible.

[Titus Templeton]

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You need to destroy all porn videos you have. If you had them on your pc you should destroy your hard disc drive. I know it sounds a bit over the top, but even if you have deleted them, the data is still existing.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Do even attend Church? I thought Christianity was illegal in the people's republic of Cannukistan.