I'm dying...

[Lillith The Whore]

....From laughter! This site is so offensive it's hilarious!
I particularly like the smilies!
Anyways, I'm 25, female, married and loving everyday of my life! Any other questions may be met with bizarre answers.
~Lillith~

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

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*Sigh*
How many children have you born your husband?

[Lillith The Whore]

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Two, a son and a daughter. Too bad my daughter is the smart one.

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

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Two, a son and a daughter. Too bad my daughter is the smart one.

Probably because you hold your son under water every chance you get, therefore he prefers his dad.

What is the best pie you bake for your husband?

[Lillith The Whore]

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No, I don't drown my children. My husband is the disciplinarian. Hmmm...probably pumpkin. It's his favorite. Of course, he likes anything I cook.

[Youth Minister Harry]

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Two, a son and a daughter. Too bad my daughter is the smart one.

I'm sorry to hear your son is not the brightest. How old is? Perhaps it's time for him to receive some personal Bible lessons from a qualified instructor in a private setting...

By the way, you DO have your husband's permission to post here, right?

Showered In The Loving Blood Of Christ Jesus,
Harry Lester

[Lillith The Whore]

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My son is 4, but sadly is not handi-capable. He would understand Bible lessons about as well as he understands not to play in traffic...Actually, he takes after his biological father who is a lazy good for nothing whore mongerer. Unfortunately, not so bright...I'm pretty sure he was polish, I just didn't know until it was too late.
Um..permission? Yep, sure do....so long as all my housework is done and the kids are asleep...yep... The housework is most definently done! LOL!

[Mrs. Rogers]

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My son is 4, but sadly is not handi-capable.

What new nonsense is "handi-capable"? My dear, your son is a dunce. No amount of politically-correct simpering will cure him of that. However, I truly believe the LORD loves Himself all manner of God-fearing dunces, providing they haven't been cursed with serious deformities. General thickness and stupidity is fine, but not pea-sized brains rattling around inside skulls with low, sloping foreheads. So perhaps there's hope for your little boy after all!

[Brother Enoch]

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My son is 4, but sadly is not handi-capable. He would understand Bible lessons about as well as he understands not to play in traffic...Actually, he takes after his biological father who is a lazy good for nothing whore mongerer.

Your son is a 4 year old whoremonger? What have you done to that poor boy?

[Zechariah Smyth]

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This site is so offensive it's hilarious!

What do you find offensive, Goody Lillith?

Yours in Christ,

Zechariah Smyth

[Bible Student]

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No, I don't drown my children. My husband is the disciplinarian. Hmmm...probably pumpkin. It's his favorite. Of course, he likes anything I cook.

It seems you are avoiding Baby Jesus, going down kicking and screaming. Why do you hate Him? Every unchristian answer there is seems to come out of your mouth fingers.

I will pray for your quick recovery if I have time in between reading my 1611 King James Bible.

[Bible Student]

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My son is 4, but sadly is not handi-capable. He would understand Bible lessons about as well as he understands not to play in traffic...Actually, he takes after his biological father who is a lazy good for nothing whore mongerer. Unfortunately, not so bright...I'm pretty sure he was polish, I just didn't know until it was too late.
Um..permission? Yep, sure do....so long as all my housework is done and the kids are asleep...yep... The housework is most definently done! LOL!

That was not nice calling your son shoe polish. With an abusive parent like you it is no wonder he might be a bit socially maladjusted and slow. Of course you aren't mentioning if he is actually a negra or if he is normal?

[James Hutchins]

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My son is 4, but sadly is not handi-capable. He would understand Bible lessons about as well as he understands not to play in traffic...Actually, he takes after his biological father who is a lazy good for nothing whore mongerer. Unfortunately, not so bright...I'm pretty sure he was polish, I just didn't know until it was too late.
Um..permission? Yep, sure do....so long as all my housework is done and the kids are asleep...yep... The housework is most definently done! LOL!

Your sons dad is a whore monger?

How long have you been a whore?

Do you bear children for all the whore mongers?

Does your current husband know about your 'hobby'?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Hello, Lillith.

We already have a God-mocker here named "Lilith".

Maybe an Administrator should change your name to something less likely to cause confusion . . . say, "Illith"?

[True Disciple]

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Anyways, I'm 25, female, married and loving everyday of my life!

Foolish people are often happier people than wise people, as Ecclesiastes 7:3 teaches. You won't be loving the days of your Afterlife, woman.

Any other questions may be met with bizarre answers.
~Lillith~

So far, I haven't seen much answers very different from what you'd expect from a hellbound godmocking feminist. We often get those types here, you know. Probably, you're having a good laugh together with your fellow wiccan sluts, don't you?

Two, a son and a daughter. Too bad my daughter is the smart one.

Yes, it's always sad to see intelligence in a female, who doesn't need any of it to do her womanly chores. It's a waste. Probably God made your son a retard to punish you for whoring with alcoholic Polacks.

Um..permission? Yep, sure do....so long as all my housework is done and the kids are asleep...yep... The housework is most definently done! LOL!

A good wife is never finished with her housework. Iron his socks a second time. Vacuum the stairs, or polish the cutlery or something, God created you specifically for this purpose. Don't be lazy, woman! God hates that! If you think you're finished, you can always read Proverbs 31 for new ideas:

Proverbs 31:10-31:
Who can find a virtuous woman? for her price is far above rubies. The heart of her husband doth safely trust in her, so that he shall have no need of spoil.
She will do him good and not evil all the days of her life.
She seeketh wool, and flax, and worketh willingly with her hands.
She is like the merchants' ships; she bringeth her food from afar.
She riseth also while it is yet night, and giveth meat to her household, and a portion to her maidens.
She considereth a field, and buyeth it: with the fruit of her hands she planteth a vineyard.
She girdeth her loins with strength, and strengtheneth her arms.
She perceiveth that her merchandise is good: her candle goeth not out by night.
She layeth her hands to the spindle, and her hands hold the distaff.
She stretcheth out her hand to the poor; yea, she reacheth forth her hands to the needy.
She is not afraid of the snow for her household: for all her household are clothed with scarlet.
She maketh herself coverings of tapestry; her clothing is silk and purple.
Her husband is known in the gates, when he sitteth among the elders of the land.
She maketh fine linen, and selleth it; and delivereth girdles unto the merchant.
Strength and honour are her clothing; and she shall rejoice in time to come.
She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness.
She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness.
Her children arise up, and call her blessed; her husband also, and he praiseth her.
Many daughters have done virtuously, but thou excellest them all.
Favour is deceitful, and beauty is vain: but a woman that feareth the LORD, she shall be praised.
Give her of the fruit of her hands; and let her own works praise her in the gates.