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  • Dr. Isaiah Jones
    Christ's Antiquarius
    True Christian™ Creation Scientist
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2011
    • 736

    #1

    Greetings

    Greetings, fellow Christians. My name is Isaiah Jones and I'm an unemployed Archaeologist currently residing in Des Moines, Iowa. I attend Grandview Park Baptist Chruch and I hold a doctorate in Creation Science and Biblical Archaeology from the Creation Studies Institute in Fort Lauderdale, Florida.

    I have a loyal wife and twelve wonderful sons. My favorite Bible verse is Haggai 2:8 because it clearly depicts our Lord's capitalistic views.
    Haggai 2:8 The silver is mine, and the gold is mine, saith the LORD of hosts.
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    2nd Timothy 6:20-21 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called: Which some professing have erred concerning the faith. Grace be with thee. Amen.
  • Cody Parsons
    Forum Member - trying, bless his heart
    Forum Member
    • Feb 2011
    • 55

    #2
    Re: Greetings

    Hello Dr. Jones its nice to meet u.

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    • John Creeser
      Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
       
      • Aug 2009
      • 7248

      #3
      Re: Greetings

      Welcome friend.

      12 sons you say!! WOW!! Your wife is blessed as she didn't produce any pie-makers/daughters.
      -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
      -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

      -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
      -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
      -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
      -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
      -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

      STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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      • Dr. Isaiah Jones
        Christ's Antiquarius
        True Christian™ Creation Scientist
        True Christian™
        • Mar 2011
        • 736

        #4
        Re: Greetings

        Originally posted by John Creeser View Post
        Welcome friend.

        12 sons you say!! WOW!! Your wife is blessed as she didn't produce any pie-makers/daughters.
        Well, I also have three daughters but I didn't think that was important enough to mention.
        How "My Little Pony" Turns Men Gay Through Subliminal Mind Control
        The Tyrannosaurus Rex: A Creationist Perspective
        How Newton's Laws PROVE God's Existence
        God HATES Carbon Dating

        2nd Timothy 6:20-21 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called: Which some professing have erred concerning the faith. Grace be with thee. Amen.

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        • Youth Minister Harry
          Matt 19:14 Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven.
          True Christian™
          • Feb 2011
          • 832

          #5
          Re: Greetings

          Originally posted by Dr. Isaiah Jones View Post
          I have a loyal wife and twelve wonderful sons.
          Welcome to the most Godly forums on the internet web network online. We are delighted to have educated men such as yourself join us to fellowship and worship the Lord. What a beautiful family The Lord has given you! How old are the boys? What are their wonderful names? Do they like sports? I'm sure they're strong. They are strong aren't they? They must be! Praise God!

          Delighted By The Sight Of Christ's Blood,
          Harry Lester
          Slathered in the Fresh Hot Blood of the Infant Christ,
          -Youth Minister Harry Lester

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          • Dr. Isaiah Jones
            Christ's Antiquarius
            True Christian™ Creation Scientist
            True Christian™
            • Mar 2011
            • 736

            #6
            Re: Greetings

            Originally posted by Youth Minister Lester View Post
            Welcome to the most Godly forums on the internet web network online. We are delighted to have educated men such as yourself join us to fellowship and worship the Lord. What a beautiful family The Lord has given you! How old are the boys? What are their wonderful names? Do they like sports? I'm sure they're strong. They are strong aren't they? They must be! Praise God!

            Delighted By The Sight Of Christ's Blood,
            Harry Lester
            Why thank you very much, good friend. My boys' names are Peter, Andrew, James, Philip, Bartholomew, Matthew, Thomas, Simon, Paul, Mark, Dick and John. They are all strong as steel and straight as arrows. The Lord has surely blessed me with His grace. Shout Glory!
            How "My Little Pony" Turns Men Gay Through Subliminal Mind Control
            The Tyrannosaurus Rex: A Creationist Perspective
            How Newton's Laws PROVE God's Existence
            God HATES Carbon Dating

            2nd Timothy 6:20-21 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called: Which some professing have erred concerning the faith. Grace be with thee. Amen.

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            • Cody Parsons
              Forum Member - trying, bless his heart
              Forum Member
              • Feb 2011
              • 55

              #7
              Re: Greetings

              How old are ur daughters and do they have husbands yet.

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              • Zechariah Smyth
                Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                True Christian™
                • Feb 2011
                • 15251

                #8
                Re: Greetings

                Originally posted by Dr. Isaiah Jones View Post
                Greetings, fellow Christians. My name is Isaiah Jones and I'm an unemployed Archaeologist currently residing in Des Moines, Iowa. I attend Grandview Park Baptist Chruch and I hold a doctorate in Creation Science and Biblical Archaeology from the Creation Studies Institute in Fort Lauderdale, Florida.

                I have a loyal wife and twelve wonderful sons. My favorite Bible verse is Haggai 2:8 because it clearly depicts our Lord's capitalistic views.
                Haggai 2:8 The silver is mine, and the gold is mine, saith the LORD of hosts.
                Greetings to you, Brother Isaiah.

                Congratulations on 12 fine sons and 3 daughters. I have been blessed with only one son and 3 daughters. Perhaps I need to go reread Proverbs 27:4 !

                Haggai is one of my favorite books (if a little short), and one of my favorite verses is right there in the same chapter as your favorite verse. In light of my comment above, it takes on an even more important and revelatory meaning:

                "I smote you with blasting and with mildew and with hail in all the labours of your hands; yet ye turned not to me, saith the LORD." (Haggai 2:17)

                When things go wrong (too many daughters, not enough sons) turn to GOD!

                Praise!



                Yours in Christ,

                Zechariah Smyth
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                • Dr. Isaiah Jones
                  Christ's Antiquarius
                  True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                  True Christian™
                  • Mar 2011
                  • 736

                  #9
                  Re: Greetings

                  Originally posted by Cody Parsons View Post
                  How old are ur daughters and do they have husbands yet.
                  My daughters are 13, 17 and 25 years old. The latter two have already been married to nice older men but the youngest is still available if you're interested.
                  How "My Little Pony" Turns Men Gay Through Subliminal Mind Control
                  The Tyrannosaurus Rex: A Creationist Perspective
                  How Newton's Laws PROVE God's Existence
                  God HATES Carbon Dating

                  2nd Timothy 6:20-21 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called: Which some professing have erred concerning the faith. Grace be with thee. Amen.

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                  • Brother Alex
                    True Christian™ Creation Cosmologist
                    Strong in Spirit and Filled With Christ's Wisdom
                    A Greater Genius Than Einstein, Hawking, and Sagan Combined
                    True Christian™
                    • Feb 2010
                    • 860

                    #10
                    Re: Greetings

                    I bid you welcome, Dr. Jones, to God's favorite forum. It's nice to see more men around here with an academic background in Biblical sciences.
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