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  • iwanttolearn
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Mar 2011
    • 2

    #1

    I introduce myself

    I am in fact unsaved trash but i come to this church because so many different churches put a spin on gods word and you as you claim say gods word as it clearly means with examples from the holy book as proof to non belivers. So i come here to learn true christianity.

    Gen 1:26: Then God said, “Let us make man in our image, in our likeness, and let them rule over the fish of the sea and the birds of the air, over the livestock, over all the earth, and over all the creatures that move along the ground.”
  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22889

    #2
    Re: I introduce myself

    Are you a foreigner? That's not what Genesis 1:26 says! Please use the KJV1611.

    And, FYI, we do not "claim" the Bible is God's Word - for example, no one "claims" that the Pacific Ocean is filled with water - it is a fact.
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    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    • iwanttolearn
      Unsaved trash
      Under Investigation
      • Mar 2011
      • 2

      #3
      Re: I introduce myself

      thank for that fact and i will do as you say and use the KJV1611

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #4
        Re: I introduce myself

        Originally posted by iwanttolearn View Post
        I am in fact unsaved trash but i come to this church because so many different churches put a spin on gods word and you as you claim say gods word as it clearly means with examples from the holy book as proof to non belivers. So i come here to learn true christianity.

        Gen 1:26: Then God said, “Let us make man in our image, in our likeness, and let them rule over the fish of the sea and the birds of the air, over the livestock, over all the earth, and over all the creatures that move along the ground.”
        If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

        If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

        You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

        Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • MitzaLizalor
          Completely CRAZY for the Lord
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2010
          • 14414

          #5
          Re: I introduce myself

          Originally posted by iwanttolearn View Post
          I am in fact unsaved trash but i come to this church because so many different churches put a spin on gods word and you as you claim say gods word as it clearly means with examples from the holy book as proof to non belivers. So i come here to learn true christianity.

          ## demon inspired NIV quote deleted ##
          I hope that you srart learning soon. Proper nouns require a capital letter: I've highlighted them in your quote (above). Many people also like to capitalise God's Word, too.

          Your post should then look like this:
          I am in fact unsaved trash but I come to this Church because so many different churches put a spin on God's Word and you as you claim say God's Word as it clearly means with examples from the Holy Book as proof to non belivers. So I come here to learn True Christianity.

          Citing demonic altered versions of The Bible is also unacceptable, as has already been pointed out.

          Here is a link to the official King James site, and Genesis 1:26

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          • Youth Minister Harry
            Matt 19:14 Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven.
            True Christian™
            • Feb 2011
            • 832

            #6
            Re: I introduce myself

            Originally posted by iwanttolearn View Post
            I am in fact unsaved trash but i come to this church because so many different churches put a spin on gods word and you as you claim say gods word as it clearly means with examples from the holy book as proof to non belivers. So i come here to learn true christianity.

            Gen 1:26: Then God said, “Let us make man in our image, in our likeness, and let them rule over the fish of the sea and the birds of the air, over the livestock, over all the earth, and over all the creatures that move along the ground.”
            Welcome to the friendliest forums anywhere on God's internet! You want to learn, and learn you shall if you will hang in there. Pick up that KJV 1611 and get to reading. As your questions arise, ask them! Praise God!

            Redeemed In A Flood Of Christ's Blood Of Life,
            Harry Lester
            Slathered in the Fresh Hot Blood of the Infant Christ,
            -Youth Minister Harry Lester

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