Hello

[Hapford Humblen]

I would like to introduce myself. My name is Hapford Humblen. I support everything that this church endorses, save one thing. It seems that the majority of the members here prefer the King James Version of the Holy Bible to be the only English translation which has not been tainted by Satan. I strongly disagree. I can understand one reading William Tyndale's Bible maybe, but I would never read the butchered KJV. John Wycliff's translation is the only English translation that stays true to the doctrine of the Word of God. Any True Christian™ should take the time to learn Middle English and experience the Holy Bible the way God intended.

I would like to know where the members stand.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Hello

I would like to introduce myself. My name is Hapford Humblen. I support everything that this church endorses, save one thing. It seems that the majority of the members here prefer the King James Version of the Holy Bible to be the only English translation which has not been tainted by Satan. I strongly disagree. I can understand one reading William Tyndale's Bible maybe, but I would never read the butchered KJV. John Wycliff's translation is the only English translation that stays true to the doctrine of the Word of God. Any True Christian™ should take the time to learn Middle English and experience the Holy Bible the way God intended.

I would like to know where the members stand.

The King James Version is the most widely published and distributed version of the Bible in existence. Are you saying that Satan has defeated God?

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: Hello

I would like to introduce myself. My name is Hapford Humblen. I support everything that this church endorses, save one thing. It seems that the majority of the members here prefer the King James Version of the Holy Bible to be the only English translation which has not been tainted by Satan. I strongly disagree. I can understand one reading William Tyndale's Bible maybe, but I would never read the butchered KJV. John Wycliff's translation is the only English translation that stays true to the doctrine of the Word of God. Any True Christian™ should take the time to learn Middle English and experience the Holy Bible the way God intended.

I would like to know where the members stand.

Wycliff's translation is excellent and so easy to read.

Who among us doesn't love and deeply understand.

MT 23:12 For he that hieth himself, schal be mekid; and he that mekith hym silf, schal be enhaunsid.
MT 23:13 But wo to you, scribis and Farisees, ipocritis, that closen the kyngdom of heuenes bifore men; and ye entren not, nether suffren men entrynge to entre.
MT 23:14 Wo to you, scribis and Farisees, ipocritis, that eten the housis of widowis, and preien bi longe preier; for this thing ye schulen take more doom.
MT 23:15 Wo to you, scribis and Farisees, ypocritis, that goon aboute the see and the loond, to make o prosilite; and whanne he is maad, ye maken hym a sone of helle, double more than ye ben.
MT 23:16 Wo to you, blynde lederis, that seien, Who euer swerith bi the temple of God, it is `no thing; but he that swerith in the gold of the temple, is dettoure.
MT 23:17 Ye foolis and blynde, for what is grettere, the gold, or the temple that halewith the gold?
MT 23:18 And who euer swerith in the auter, it is no thing; but he that swerith in the yifte that is on the auter, owith.
MT 23:19 Blynde men, for what is more, the yifte, or the auter that halewith the yifte?
MT 23:20 Therfor he that swerith in the auter, swerith in it, and in alle thingis that ben ther on.
MT 23:21 And he that swerith in the temple, swerith in it, and in hym that dwellith in the temple.
MT 23:22 And he that swerith in heuene, swerith in the trone of God, and in hym that sittith ther on.
MT 23:23 Wo to you, scribis and Farisees, ypocritis, that tithen mynte, anete, and cummyn, and han left tho thingis that ben of more charge of the lawe, doom, and merci, and feith. And it bihofte to do these thingis, and not to leeue tho.

[Robert Jones]

Re: Hello

I would like to introduce myself. My name is Hapford Humblen. I support everything that this church endorses, save one thing. It seems that the majority of the members here prefer the King James Version of the Holy Bible to be the only English translation which has not been tainted by Satan. I strongly disagree. I can understand one reading William Tyndale's Bible maybe, but I would never read the butchered KJV. John Wycliff's translation is the only English translation that stays true to the doctrine of the Word of God. Any True Christian™ should take the time to learn Middle English and experience the Holy Bible the way God intended.

I would like to know where the members stand.

You seem to think that we need to prove to you that the King James Version of the Bible is imperfect, I'd say its the opposite as we've already discussed to ends why the KJV is the only suitable version of scripture to be used. As you seem to be an expert in the subject, why don't you share why we should change? Saying "John Wycliff's translation is the only English translation that stays true to the doctrine of the Word of God" is a very general statement.

[Hapford Humblen]

Re: Hello

Ever since The Fall of Man, each generation has become more fallible than the last. Hence, the majority of the world is slowly degrading into more sinful lifestyles than previous generations. Using this fact alone, we can conclude that because the KJV was written quite some time after Wycliffes, it had been much easier to taint the Word of God due to the sinful nature of man. A similar principle applies to comparisons between the KJV and the "modern" translations of today (which I will not name).

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello

I would like to introduce myself. My name is Hapford Humblen. I support everything that this church endorses, save one thing. It seems that the majority of the members here prefer the King James Version of the Holy Bible to be the only English translation which has not been tainted by Satan. I strongly disagree. I can understand one reading William Tyndale's Bible maybe, but I would never read the butchered KJV. John Wycliff's translation is the only English translation that stays true to the doctrine of the Word of God. Any True Christian™ should take the time to learn Middle English and experience the Holy Bible the way God intended.

I would like to know where the members stand.

Please read my sermon on the subject HERE.

Now complete your introduction. Tell us about yourself, your church, your family, and how you came to Jesus.

[Hapford Humblen]

Re: Hello

Well, I come from the State of Maine in the USA. And I have been a Baptists since the age of comprehension. I have many siblings, some have been adopted and I am afraid that they are not True Christians™. I go to a private Christian Academy and am in the high school where I am taught based off of the Bible rather than what the public sees fit to teach the children these days .

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello

Well, I come from the State of Maine in the USA. And I have been a Baptists since the age of comprehension. I have many siblings, some have been adopted and I am afraid that they are not True Christians™. I go to a private Christian Academy and am in the high school where I am taught based off of the Bible rather than what the public sees fit to teach the children these days .

How old are you, Matt?

[Youth Minister Harry]

Re: Hello

How old are you, Matt?

Yes, how old are you? Also, do you nourish your body with healthy food and exercise? Sports are super important for a strong, growing boy of your age. Also, do you ever go on Fellowship Retreats or Bible Camps? Don't forget to tell us how old you are! PRAISE GOD!


Consumed By The Foamy Rapids Of The Red Flowing Love From The King Of Kings,
Harry Lester

[Bible Student]

Re: Hello

I would like to introduce myself. My name is Hapford Humblen. I support everything that this church endorses, save one thing. It seems that the majority of the members here prefer the King James Version of the Holy Bible to be the only English translation which has not been tainted by Satan. I strongly disagree. I can understand one reading William Tyndale's Bible maybe, but I would never read the butchered KJV. John Wycliff's translation is the only English translation that stays true to the doctrine of the Word of God. Any True Christian™ should take the time to learn Middle English and experience the Holy Bible the way God intended.

I would like to know where the members stand.

I've actually studied Chaucerian literature under one of the foremost experts in the world. If you can say the same, then perhaps there might be some room to discuss your theories.

[Hapford Humblen]

Re: Hello

Just out of curiosity, why do you want to know my age?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Hello

And I have been a Baptists since the age of comprehension.

I am not comprehending! "Baptists"? Plural? Mark:5:9: Are you 'Legion'?

Just out of curiosity, why do you want to know my age?

It is not possible to save the soul of a minor.