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  • #1

    Howdy y'all. Erm, again.

    Hey, I'm back. Sorry I've been so absent for such a long time, I've been buried in school work. However, I wanted to share some good news with you all. I was walking home from advanced Jazz choir today and I think I've found the love of my life! We have all the same interests, apparently we go to the same church, and we're both music ed. majors with minors in pastoral studies. Just wanted to share this joy with everyone.
    Micah 6:8
    He has shown thee, O man, what is good and what the Lord requires of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God.
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  • #2
    Re: Howdy y'all. Erm, again.

    We say congrats! You reveal *shocker* you're both dudes. You say "ha, ha, fools"! Zzzzzzzz....

    Next cunningly-laid trap, please. HOMO.

    YIH,
    BAB

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    • #3
      Re: Howdy y'all. Erm, again.

      Congratulations!

      Now please get married ASAP and start MAKING CHILDREN!
      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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      • #4
        Re: Howdy y'all. Erm, again.

        Wait, what?
        Micah 6:8
        He has shown thee, O man, what is good and what the Lord requires of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God.

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        • #5
          Re: Howdy y'all. Erm, again.

          My money's with you Brother BAB. I put it down to the "advanced Jazz choir"; the Darkie music has brought his lusts to the fore.
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          • #6
            Re: Howdy y'all. Erm, again.

            Originally posted by FriendofGod View Post
            Wait, what?
            Dear Friend,

            We see right through your shabby little designs. We don't care how much love you claim to be in. HOMO IS HOMO IS HELL-BOUND. Get the turgid rod of your "love" out of your mouth and (Listerine) and pray for the forgiveness of Jesus Christ. FAG!

            Yours in His Love,
            BAB

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            • #7
              Re: Howdy y'all. Erm, again.

              But I'm a vocal musician major, we're required to take at least three forms of choir. So I'm in concert, classics, and jazz. I don't see how that makes me lustful, but I suppose if that's what you think of it I'm nobody to prove you wrong. :/
              Micah 6:8
              He has shown thee, O man, what is good and what the Lord requires of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God.

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              • #8
                Re: Howdy y'all. Erm, again.

                Dear Friend,

                I apologize. I'm a little on edge waiting for the last season of Murder, She Wrote to come out on DVD.

                KIT, BFF,
                BAB

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                • #9
                  Re: Howdy y'all. Erm, again.

                  Okay, so wait, should I be concerned that Jazz music might take control of my boyfriend? Because that's kind of alarming to think about.
                  Maybe I should go pray and see if I can get my schedule switched to Chamber choir or something...
                  Micah 6:8
                  He has shown thee, O man, what is good and what the Lord requires of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Howdy y'all. Erm, again.

                    Originally posted by Born Again Bob View Post
                    You reveal *shocker* you're both dudes.
                    You do realize I'm a woman, right?
                    Micah 6:8
                    He has shown thee, O man, what is good and what the Lord requires of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Howdy y'all. Erm, again.

                      Originally posted by FriendofGod View Post
                      You do realize I'm a woman, right?
                      Dear Friend,

                      Not falling for that one again!

                      Yours in Him,
                      BAB

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                      • #12
                        Re: Howdy y'all. Erm, again.

                        ...again? You say that as though I've tried to convince you of something otherwise before. My goodness, I don't even know how to reply to that. :/
                        Micah 6:8
                        He has shown thee, O man, what is good and what the Lord requires of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Howdy y'all. Erm, again.

                          Originally posted by FriendofGod View Post
                          ...again? You say that as though I've tried to convince you of something otherwise before. My goodness, I don't even know how to reply to that. :/
                          Not saying you ARE one, but we've had a ton of shemales arrive here lately. They can be quite convincing as seen in Rev. Jim's thread warning about them so you can see why caution is exercised around here.

                          YiC,

                          Z. Smyth
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