Grüssgott!!

[DerKaiserVonPreussen]

Gutentag noble ausländer and followers of Christ,


I am from Germany and have always been a devoted follower of Christ. My favorite KJV Bible verse is:

Proverbs 15:3 The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good.

This means everyone should be ashamed when he or she masturbates, because the Lord sees that evil deed. And why should we defile His sight with such beastly atrocities while we should spend our time working and honoring Christ? Only through hard work can a man earn good money, and God loves the rich!

And with our tradition of stomping our armies into France, God's favorite European nation should be Germany.


God be with you!

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Grüssgott!!

Hello!

I find it odd that you use a greeting normally associated with the southern part of Germany, while Prussia was primarily comprised of the northern regions.

At any rate...tell us how you came to find Jesus! Has your wife popped out any sons for you?

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

P.S. And just so you know, you are the foreigner here.

[DerKaiserVonPreussen]

Re: Grüssgott!!

Hello!

I find it odd that you use a greeting normally associated with the southern part of Germany, while Prussia was primarily comprised of the northern regions.

At any rate...tell us how you came to find Jesus! Has your wife popped out any sons for you?

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

P.S. And just so you know, you are the foreigner here.

I found 'Grüssgott' more appropriate because it literally means 'Greet God'.

My grandfather was from the United States, and a Baptist like the good people on this forum. Since then everyone in our family is Baptist and I too grew up with it.

I have good children that will one day fill the ranks of Jesus' army, and that one of the Reich.


God be with you.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Gutentag noble ausländer and followers of Christ,

Guten Tag is two words, noble is edle and Ausländer takes an uppercase 'A'. I can award you 1 out of 10 for capitalizing 'Christ'.

I am from Germany and have always been a devoted follower of Christ. My favorite KJV Bible verse is:

Proverbs 15:3 The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good.

This means everyone should be ashamed when he or she masturbates, because the Lord sees that evil deed.

Indeed, if you wouldn't do it in front of your mother, why do it in front of The Lord?

And with our tradition of stomping our armies into France, God's favorite European nation should be Germany.

This does not follow at all - have you Scripture to support this?

God be with you!

He is, one day, He may be with Germany.

[DerKaiserVonPreussen]

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Guten Tag is two words, noble is edle and Ausländer takes an uppercase 'A'. I can award you 1 out of 10 for capitalizing 'Christ'.

Forgive me if I confused you with that introduction. I was messing up American Language with German Language and I forgot about capitalizing Ausländer. I sincerely apologize for spreading confusion about that.

This does not follow at all - have you Scripture to support this?

God hates france, and thus we as good Christians honour him by sending frog armies to hell in a mass-production like rate.


God be with you.

[MitzaLizalor]

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Hello Mr. VonPreussen (or are you Herr or Graf or something?)
I am posting from Australia this morning - a very heathen country. I've just been working at a week long "Art Festival" where I met a few German boys, or young men really. They were very polite. There were several groups of French girls too, who seemed to be mainly lesbians: they did quite a lot of the activity you described. I didn't talk to them much. They drank a lot of wine, I thought.

Hello!

Hello Mr Smyth;

One of OP's comments reminded me to ask you something about
a) Europe
b) England
c) KJV 1611

a) I suppose Germany is central to the anti-papist thrust what with Martin Luther etc. even though I understand that it would be very difficult for a Lutheran to get to Heaven. So Germany might be marginally favoured over other former nations from that continent.


b) Is England supposed to be a part of Europe? It doesn't seem like a foreign counry – except they play a lot of soccer of course
But I don't follow any sports so that doesn't really affect me. which leads to:


c) Was King James king of America when The Bible ©1611 was translated?

[Reverand Stubber]

Re: Grüssgott!!

And with our tradition of stomping our armies into France, God's favorite European nation should be Germany.

yet you have an embarrassing history of defeat. Two shameful World War peformances bare testament to God's view that the sausage munchers are not his chosen Race. Martin Luther himself cursed Wittenburg & the Hun.

[DerKaiserVonPreussen]

Re: Grüssgott!!

Hello Mr. VonPreussen (or are you Herr or Graf or something?)
I am posting from Australia this morning - a very heathen country. I've just been working at a week long "Art Festival" where I met a few German boys, or young men really. They were very polite. There were several groups of French girls too, who seemed to be mainly lesbians: they did quite a lot of the activity you described. I didn't talk to them much. They drank a lot of wine, I thought.

Why thank you for your kind words, miss! May the Lord enlighten you in that dark and heathen country.

yet you have an embarrassing history of defeat. Two shameful World War peformances bare testament to God's view that the sausage munchers are not his chosen Race. Martin Luther himself cursed Wittenburg & the Hun.

Bah! In WWI we completely crushed every Russian advance, and near the end we were pushing the frogs and tommies back. Too bad you Americans had chosen the wrong side. The world wouldn't have been heathen-ridden...

[Reverand Stubber]

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Bah! In WWI we completely crushed every Russian advance, and near the end we were pushing the frogs and tommies back. Too bad you Americans had chosen the wrong side. The world wouldn't have been heathen-ridden...

Mmmmm.

Is that why you capitulated at Compiegne and ran away post haste, leaving the Fatherland to the tender mercies of the Lutherans, Catholics and Sorcerers of the Weimar Republic.

[True Disciple]

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Mmmmm.

Is that why you capitulated at Compiegne and ran away post haste, leaving the Fatherland to the tender mercies of the Lutherans, Catholics and Sorcerers of the Weimar Republic.

Friend, I think you have to appreciate the role the commies played in this. If it wasn't for them (and Godly America getting involved, of course), things might have ended differently. I'm still thankful that we had Godly senator McCarthy in the 50's, when the commies were attempting to take over America in a similar manner.

On the other hand, Germany did give birth to the evil father of communism himself, Charles Darwin Karl Marx, and God hates jewish bolsheviks. But again, Germany did try to make some amends for this during World War II, so I don't really know...

Anyway, Welcome to these forums, foreigner! Have you considered accepting Jesus as your Personal Lord and Savior already?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Grüssgott!!

Gutentag noble ausländer and followers of Christ,


I am from Germany and have always been a devoted follower of Christ. My favorite KJV Bible verse is:

Proverbs 15:3 The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good.

This means everyone should be ashamed when he or she masturbates, because the Lord sees that evil deed. And why should we defile His sight with such beastly atrocities while we should spend our time working and honoring Christ? Only through hard work can a man earn good money, and God loves the rich!

And with our tradition of stomping our armies into France, God's favorite European nation should be Germany.


God be with you!

Speak American or get out!

[jennabenna]

Re: Grüssgott!!

Jesus rollerblading christ, calm down. Just because the foreign person hasn't mastered the subtleties of english, they're a demon. Think about the differences in grammar between german and english. I personally think he's doing a remarkably good job learning english, for a christian.

[Cursed]

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Jesus rollerblading christ, calm down. Just because the foreign person hasn't mastered the subtleties of english, they're a demon. Think about the differences in grammar between german and english. I personally think he's doing a remarkably good job learning english, for a christian.

That's because you're a negroid! Leave the thinking to our betters, missy!

It's better that way. Just take a deep breath and enjoy a banana, everything will be fine.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Grüssgott!!

I have good children that will one day fill the ranks of Jesus' army, and that one of the Reich.

God be with you.

Beg pardon?

Are you one of those neo-Nazis that are such good pals with the Islamofascists, just like Hitler?

Bah! In WWI we completely crushed every Russian advance, and near the end we were pushing the frogs and tommies back. Too bad you Americans had chosen the wrong side.

That being the winning side?

[Reverand Stubber]

Re: Grüssgott!!

Friend, I think you have to appreciate the role the commies played in this. If it wasn't for them (and Godly America getting involved, of course), things might have ended differently. I'm still thankful that we had Godly senator McCarthy in the 50's, when the commies were attempting to take over America in a similar manner.

On the other hand, Germany did give birth to the evil father of communism himself, Charles Darwin Karl Marx, and God hates jewish bolsheviks. But again, Germany did try to make some amends for this during World War II, so I don't really know...

Anyway, Welcome to these forums, foreigner! Have you considered accepting Jesus as your Personal Lord and Savior already?

Friend, during the Great War the Commies played little part in the actions of their pussilanimaous Kaiser. The German Third, Seven & Ninth armies were routed by nine US Divisions, albeit under the command of a Frog, Marshall Foch. They claim to have read the KJV but they clearly did no such thing! Unlike the God fearing US soldiers, who kicked their sorry butts all the way back to Berlin.

Deuteronomy 31:6 Be strong and of good courage, do not fear nor be afraid of them; for the LORD your God, He is the One who goes with you. He will not leave you nor forsake you