Praise God

[AlexanderTheServant]

Brothers and Sisters

I come before you today, my head bowed down, my eyes filled with tears of love and my heart overjoyed. Since the day I was born the devil has tested me. He has put forth every sin imaginable and I have fallen. But it ends here, today! No more shall I shake hands with the demon, no more shall my steps be guided towards damnation, no more shall my heart cuvet the darknes, no more shall I deny Jesus and the Lord in heaven! Today, tomorrow and as long as God lets me, I shall do what ever it takes to find forgiveness, to find acceptance and to redeam my sins for I now see that the only path to eternal life is The Lord

Please, please help me on this journy by guiding me to the path that I have lost so long ago.

Revelation 22:14 "Blessed are they that do His commandments, that they may have right to the tree of life, and may enter in through the gates into the city."

Yours in faith, Forever His Servant

Alexander

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Welcome to God's favorite forum, Nanook. How old are you? What church do you attend? Or do they have any igloo churches up there...

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

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[AlexanderTheServant]

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Welcome to God's favorite forum, Nanook. How old are you? What church do you attend? Or do they have any igloo churches up there...

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

Pastor Ezekiel: Thank You for welcoming me. I am 30 years old. I'm ashamed to admit that I have yet not found a curch worthy of God from here. The places I'v been talk about equality between men and women , they talk about Gay marriage and they tell us to respect people no matter what color they are and what religion they worship I am not from Sweden, but a place similar to that. A place as cold as the fires of Hell are hot. A place as dark as the Satans mind and a place where the people are as lost as are those who voted Obama. But I do believe that I was put here for a reason. I believe God saw that I was not worthy to be born in the US of A, but He also saw that I was not totally lost. I believe I was put here to fight for His name, to speak to who ever listens and to shout out the glory that is the Love for the Lord! You also reminded me to keep a respectful tongue when addressing; I shall do that, for I know I'm not worthy of anything else.

Yours in faith, Forever His Servant

Alexander

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Pastor Ezekiel: Thank You for welcoming me. I am 30 years old. I'm ashamed to admit that I have yet not found a curch worthy of God from here. The places I'v been talk about equality between men and women , they talk about Gay marriage and they tell us to respect people no matter what color they are and what religion they worship I am not from Sweden, but a place similar to that. A place as cold as the fires of Hell are hot. A place as dark as the Satans mind and a place where the people are as lost as are those who voted Obama. But I do believe that I was put here for a reason. I believe God saw that I was not worthy to be born in the US of A, but He also saw that I was not totally lost. I believe I was put here to fight for His name, to speak to who ever listens and to shout out the glory that is the Love for the Lord! You also reminded me to keep a respectful tongue when addressing; I shall do that, for I know I'm not worthy of anything else.

Yours in faith, Forever His Servant

Alexander

Welcome Alexander!

Revelation 22:14 is also one of my favorite verses.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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No more shall I shake hands with the demon,

That's not some sort of euphemism, is it?

A guarded welcome, anyway. Have you started reading the KJV yet? It's available online for FREE, you know. And Landover has its own Bible in a Year program here on the forum!

[Cursed]

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You can do it, Mr. Alexander!

If GOD can save a wretched filthy monstrous piece of pseudo-human garbage like me, of course you can make it!

Just be sure to submit to His will (The 1611 King James Bible) in all things.

If you don't know what to do next, just ask a Landover Baptist Pastor! They will guide you to the narrow gate to Heaven, Amen!

[natewatson]

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You can do it, Mr. Alexander!

If GOD can save a wretched filthy monstrous piece of pseudo-human garbage like me, of course you can make it!

Just be sure to submit to His will (The 1611 King James Bible) in all things.

If you don't know what to do next, just ask a Landover Baptist Pastor! They will guide you to the narrow gate to Heaven, Amen!

Curious, why are you garbage?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Curious, why are you garbage?

Take my word for it, lady. He's garbage.

[Youth Minister Harry]

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Pastor Ezekiel: Thank You for welcoming me. I am 30 years old. I'm ashamed to admit that I have yet not found a curch worthy of God from here. The places I'v been talk about equality between men and women , they talk about Gay marriage and they tell us to respect people no matter what color they are and what religion they worship I am not from Sweden, but a place similar to that. A place as cold as the fires of Hell are hot. A place as dark as the Satans mind and a place where the people are as lost as are those who voted Obama. But I do believe that I was put here for a reason. I believe God saw that I was not worthy to be born in the US of A, but He also saw that I was not totally lost. I believe I was put here to fight for His name, to speak to who ever listens and to shout out the glory that is the Love for the Lord! You also reminded me to keep a respectful tongue when addressing; I shall do that, for I know I'm not worthy of anything else.

Yours in faith, Forever His Servant

Alexander

It sounds like Jesus may have led you here with a purpose! Praise God! How many sons do you have? Have you ever thought of sending them to the U.S. to be officially saved? Also, nephews would be welcome too!


Blessed In A Fountain Of The Blood Of Salvation,
Harry Lester

[AlexanderTheServant]

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Minister Harry,

I'v been blessed with one son so far. He is a good, obedient child. He loves to play football and icehockey with me. He has also taken intrest on fixing my truck. Last week I downloaded the copy of KJV1611 and I have started to read it to my son and wife every day after I'v finished giving homeschool to them. I am planing to conceive my wife for another son this spring. This project has been delayed a bit because I had to give her a hard beating a month ago for burning three pies which she was making for me. After the beating she has not been able to lie down, and I will not conceive her in any pornographic position

[Cranky Old Man]

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Welcome to our friendly forum.

I'm ashamed to admit that I have yet not found a curch worthy of God from here.

Don't they have maps in Sweden?

[AlexanderTheServant]

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Welcome to our friendly forum.

Don't they have maps in Sweden?

Thank you Cranky Old Man

I'm not from sweden, but from the neighbouring country. :ashamed:

We do have maps here, but no churches worthy of God

Besides, I don't like to look at maps. I hate how they are always printed so that the europe and negro-AIDS filled africa are on the middle and the US of A is located on the left like some communist USA should be on the middle!

[True Disciple]

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Thank you Cranky Old Man

I'm not from sweden, but from the neighbouring country. :ashamed:

We do have maps here, but no churches worthy of God

Besides, I don't like to look at maps. I hate how they are always printed so that the europe and negro-AIDS filled africa are on the middle and the US of A is located on the left like some communist USA should be on the middle!

While America definitely is the most important country of the World, we must not forget that America's righteousnes is defined by its people, its high culture and its Christianity, not by its geography. After all, there was a time only godless indians lived here!

I think the world maps are like that because Jerusalem lies in the center, as it will be the place from where Jesus will reign together with all True Christians(tm) over the Earth.

Anyway, welcome to God's Favorite Forum, Brother!

[Yea-tho-we-walk]

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Alexander, in your opening post you stated that the devil tempted you in every imaginable way and you failed. I went to Tijuana a few years back and saw a presentation of a guy with a trained donkey perform an act that also must have been from someone who couldn't resist the devil. Did you work in Tijuana before you found Jesus? The guy looked scandiavian and smelled like ludfisk (fish). Feel free to fess up if it was you, many of us here have done worse things before finding Jesus, but at the moment I can't think of what could be worse.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Alexander, in your opening post you stated that the devil tempted you in every imaginable way and you failed. I went to Tijuana a few years back and saw a presentation of a guy with a trained donkey perform an act that also must have been from someone who couldn't resist the devil.

Perhaps that would be a good thing to add to The List, Brother!