Oh my...

[Richard Hammond]

Well today i went from suicidal to laughing my ass off.

This forum is 40 times more fun to read then 4chan with somehow 5 times more racism and woman hate (and i didnt think a forum could hate more then 4chan)

So thank you all for each and one of your funny as hell posts keep the hate up ill be reading

[Henry Dickens]

Re: Oh my...

Your welcome.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Oh my...

Well today i went from suicidal to laughing my ass off.

This forum is 40 times more fun to read then 4chan with somehow 5 times more racism and woman hate (and i didnt think a forum could hate more then 4chan)

So thank you all for each and one of your funny as hell posts keep the hate up ill be reading

Suicide is not an option. That body ain't yours, pal:

(1 Corinthians 6:19-20) "What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own? For ye are bought with a price: therefore glorify God in your body, and in your spirit, which are God's."

And, if you see instances of hate or racism, please send an email to the Senior Pastor (link is at the bottom of the page). It's been a little crazy around here lately with all the 4tards and Finnish and pastafarians spreading their filth, but they are weeded out pretty quickly.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Smile1967]

Re: Oh my...

Well today i went from suicidal to laughing my ass off.

This forum is 40 times more fun to read then 4chan with somehow 5 times more racism and woman hate (and i didnt think a forum could hate more then 4chan)

So thank you all for each and one of your funny as hell posts keep the hate up ill be reading

You laugh at His words? Do not ridicule young man, your laughter shall not last.

Luke 6:25Woe unto you that are full! for ye shall hunger. Woe unto you that laugh now! for ye shall mourn and weep

[Richard Hammond]

Re: Oh my...

Suicide is not an option. That body ain't yours, pal:

The body is mine, pal.

[PourSomeSugarOnMe:D]

Re: Oh my...

Well today i went from suicidal to laughing my ass off.

This forum is 40 times more fun to read then 4chan with somehow 5 times more racism and woman hate (and i didnt think a forum could hate more then 4chan)

So thank you all for each and one of your funny as hell posts keep the hate up ill be reading

SAME HERE!!
(: xD they're freaking hilarious, aren't they?

[Richard Hammond]

Re: Oh my...

SAME HERE!!
(: xD they're freaking hilarious, aren't they?

Yep lol.
I'm joking about the Suicidal bit, but seriously this site is more fun than 4chan.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Oh my...

You've said that before. Were you dropped on your head as a child.

I've no idea who 4chan is, is he some sort of Slant?

Anyway, enough of your garbage, why aren't you praising Jesus? He has brought you here for a reason.

[Richard Hammond]

Re: Oh my...

You've said that before. Were you dropped on your head as a child.

I've no idea who 4chan is, is he some sort of Slant?

Anyway, enough of your garbage, why aren't you praising Jesus? He has brought you here for a reason.

I'm not trying to dis-respect you or this site.
But you guys have been brain-washed.

Now I don't have a problem with you believing in God, but when you mock people or say retarded things because someone is gay or don't have the same opinion they get banned from this site or flamed.

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: Oh my...

I'm not trying to dis-respect you or this site.
But you guys have been brain-washed.

Now I don't have a problem with you believing in God, but when you mock people or say retarded things because someone is gay or don't have the same opinion they get banned from this site or flamed.

Where does the Bible say it's okay to be a homosexual, Lil Romyo?

[Richard Hammond]

Re: Oh my...

Where does the Bible say it's okay to be a homosexual, Lil Romyo?

Who cares about the Bible? It's a book.
If I wrote a book and said go murder everyone, does that mean you have to do as it says?

Does it matter if someone is homosexual? No.
Whats wrong with someones sexuality? after all, we're all humans and we should live our life with how we want.

Don't you agree?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Oh my...

Now I don't have a problem with you believing in God,

Well, that IS good news. We Pastors were just having a meeting last night and the question was,

"What do we do if that vile lump of unsaved trash, a.k.a. Richard Hammond, has a problem with our believing in God?"

There were a few who just wanted to pack up, close the Church and go home. There were others who were thinking that we could fly you out here and show you the good work we are doing.

And there were a couple who just said, "If we keep quiet, he'll go away."

Well with your "I don't have a problem with you believing in God." The matter all seems a little premature.

Thank you, and thank you again.


(OK, who's going to ban this cretin?)

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: Oh my...

Who cares about the Bible? It's a book.

It's God holy word to mankind. Myself and about 3 billion other people care about it.

If I wrote a book and said go murder everyone, does that mean you have to do as it says?

No, that just makes you a lunatic.

Does it matter if someone is homosexual? No.

Oh, that was a rhetorical question? The correct answer is yes. God cares a lot. That's probably why homers are mentioned no less than 14 times in both the Old and New Testaments.

Whats wrong with someones sexuality? after all, we're all humans and we should live our life with how we want.

Don't you agree?

No.

[Richard Hammond]

Re: Oh my...

It's God holy word to mankind. Myself and about 3 billion other people care about it.



No, that just makes you a lunatic.



Oh, that was a rhetorical question? The correct answer is yes. God cares a lot. That's probably why homers are mentioned no less than 14 times in both the Old and New Testaments.



No.

My original point stays valid, you guys won't allow someone else's opinion.
You also said 'Fag!,' Isn't the whole point of following God so your religious and nice to people?

I really don't think that was needed.

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: Oh my...

My original point stays valid, you guys won't allow someone else's opinion.
You also said 'Fag!,' Isn't the whole point of following God so your religious and nice to people?

I really don't think that was needed.

Why do you trolls always use that defense when cornered?

The Bible tells us to rebuke people strongly and in public.

2 Timothy 4:1-4 I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom; Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine.
For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears;
And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables.

and

1 Timothy 5:20 Them that sin rebuke before all, that others also may fear.

Now, go and sin no more.