[sir darren of price]

Buying a mirror would be a start.

But what if I find demons in my rectum?
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[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Can demons only be in your rectum?

For a small fee Billy Bob Jenkins will check for you.

I'll have you know, Jo Freddie, that there is nothing whatsoever gay about checking another man's anus for demons. Jesus would have done the same thing in my position.

Still, it is preferred that a pastor be the one to inspect the interior of the rectum and relieve it of demonic cohabitants. I have little patience for demons and may damage the rectal tissue during the extraction process.

[sir darren of price]

I'll have you know, Jo Freddie, that there is nothing whatsoever gay about checking another man's anus for demons. Jesus would have done the same thing in my position.

Still, it is preferred that a pastor be the one to inspect the interior of the rectum and relieve it of demonic cohabitants. I have little patience for demons and may damage the rectal tissue during the extraction process.

Please, I'm so worried that I have demons in my rectum, tell me how to be sure, and how to rid my body of them......please
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[mary-beth]

Re: Can demons only be in your rectum?

I'll have you know, Jo Freddie, that there is nothing whatsoever gay about checking another man's anus for demons. Jesus would have done the same thing in my position.

Still, it is preferred that a pastor be the one to inspect the interior of the rectum and relieve it of demonic cohabitants. I have little patience for demons and may damage the rectal tissue during the extraction process.

Does that mean jesus liked men too???
Surely not? He is the son of God and is pure!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Can demons only be in your rectum?

Please, I'm so worried that I have demons in my rectum, tell me how to be sure, and how to rid my body of them......please
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We do not go into the details, it can be misleading and worrying. This is the same as secular doctors not wanting patients to worry themselves by looking things up on the internet.

I have looked this up on the internet for you:

Demonic Beings

Demons are living beings, who possess free will. They have their own purposes and possess knowledge of anything and possibly everything. Demons also are very capable of possessing the body and soul.

If the demon that is possessing someone causes them or others around them injury or great emotional pain then the intention is evil and will likely worsen to degrees of extreme trauma or even death.

Demons seem to have a strong love for mocking the Holy Spirit as well as anything related to Church and the belief in God. (If they are mocking the Catholic Church, it will more than likely be a Baptist Radio station you are hearing and you can stop worrying.) Demons will leave the body of the possess once it has satisfied its own wants and or needs.

Symptoms of Demonic Possession

One of the most common symptoms in cases of demonic possession are body contortions, these contortions are usually very violent and can be painful to the person experiencing them. During these contortion episodes it is often common of the body to stiffen to the point that it is impossible to move or relax their muscles, they may stay in the same locked up position for hours or even days. (This will be your experience whilst in the rest room and may be similar to prolonged constipation.)

Another common symptom is screaming, the victim may sit there and scream for hours on end, or until they completely lose their voice. (Or this may be just sounds out of one orifice or another.)

Self mutilation is a major symptom of demon possession. (See articles on Emos)

Speaking in languages that the victim could not possibly know is a sure sign of demonic possession, also speaking in tongues is often experienced. (Beware of foreigners who might equally be Americans possessed by Demons and never go into a Pennycoastal church.)

Not being able to say prayers, attend church, or touch a cross or holy bible are also certain signs of a demon.

Ways to prevent demonic possession

There is, unfortunately no real way to prevent a demon from possessing someone.

How to banish demons

The most common and widely used method of removing a demon is an exorcism.