Hello All

[harojaro91]

I actually just stumbled upon this website and immediately saw some pretty radical posts. I am not here to argue with anything, but simply to gain insight and understanding to some of these ideas. Once again, I am not here to pick fights or disprove anything.

Firstly: I notice the "badges" that some posters have within their nameplate that say things like 1st Year Bible study, Protected by Jesus, Saved, and so on. Then I came across one that says true American... I am wondering what a true American is defined as, as I have always been told that this nation was founded and inhabited by people escaping the prosecution of the Church of England. A more specific example; the main author of the Constitution of the United States once said, "Religious bondage shackles and debilitates the mind and unfits it for every noble enterprise, every expanded prospect."

As a reminder to quell rising tempers: I am here only to gain insight into the beliefs of this church on these issues.

Second: I looked at a post declaring rational thought evil. I'm not sure I entirely understand... Rationality is defined literally as: "the state of having good sense and sound judgment." I don't really have much to say on this one except that I am inquiring the explanation as to why it is evil.

Third: The Earth is flat? Wouldn't that mean that each time we saw the sun it would be a different sun? I need this one explained, I literally have photos showing the roundness of the earth. You dont even have to go to outer space for this one... Even flying on a plane you can see curvature.

Thank you for your time and patience, I am looking forward to reading responses.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hello All

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Hello Hair-O!

Instead of barging in here in an argumentative manner and accusing us of radicalism and anger issues and promoting the Church Of England and bragging about your plane rides and denigrating America and describing S&M practices, how about sticking to the strictures of the Introduction Forum, to wit:

Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

The Admins have made it quite a tricky thing by hiding this at the top of every page in this forum.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

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I guess let's skip the howdy and get right down to it.

I actually just stumbled upon this website and immediately saw some pretty radical posts. I am not here to argue with anything, but simply to gain insight and understanding to some of these ideas. Once again, I am not here to pick fights or disprove anything.

Clearly not. You are looking to have one stop shopping for your complaints. I suppose I am customer service. But I'm not from India.

Firstly: I notice the "badges" that some posters have within their nameplate that say things like 1st Year Bible study, Protected by Jesus, Saved, and so on. Then I came across one that says true American... I am wondering what a true American is defined as, as I have always been told that this nation was founded and inhabited by people escaping the prosecution of the Church of England.

A True American is anyone who is line with the fact that America is God's favored country.

A more specific example; the main author of the Constitution of the United States once said, "Religious bondage shackles and debilitates the mind and unfits it for every noble enterprise, every expanded prospect."

Jefferson is roasting in hell plain and simple. Jefferson, Thomas Paine and Franklin are all being slow grilled and cooked over Satan's broiler.

Second: I looked at a post declaring rational thought evil. I'm not sure I entirely understand... Rationality is defined literally as: "the state of having good sense and sound judgment." I don't really have much to say on this one except that I am inquiring the explanation as to why it is evil.

Because the Bible says so. What is so hard to understand about that?

Third: The Earth is flat? Wouldn't that mean that each time we saw the sun it would be a different sun? I need this one explained, I literally have photos showing the roundness of the earth. You dont even have to go to outer space for this one... Even flying on a plane you can see curvature.

Read the threads! You are only the 1,000,000 asshat who has come in here with that same argument.

Learn how to use the search function.

[harojaro91]

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Getting a bit feisty I see... I am simply asking questions to see your viewpoints on these issues. They don't make sense to me, therefore I wish to put my confusions to rest. If I can't get an answer little more than one made by a person with the maturity and intelligence of a 5th grader than I guess I have wasted my time here. Ban me if you want, or prove me wrong, either way I will have gotten one of the two answers I desire.

[harojaro91]

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To think I was going to donate real $$ if my questions could be answered. You all seem to know exactly what you speak of, so why is it you cannot answer my questions?

Guess you proved me right. Oh, and you won't go to heaven for this condescending shit you preach, believe me. God represents good, not evil.

[SoccerIsGay]

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1. A true American always has God on his side.

2. You would understand if you just read the bible.

3. There is already a thread that explains why the world is flat. No need to explain it any further. Those pics you see are all lies from the monkey scientist.

[harojaro91]

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1. Says who?

2. Oh really?

3. Monkey scientist??? I have been on a plane and seen it with my own eyes.

[Nobar King]

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To think I was going to donate real $$ if my questions could be answered.

You think there is a question that cannot be answered?

[harojaro91]

Re: Hello All

Not at all, I am still waiting for it...

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

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To think I was going to donate real $$ if my questions could be answered. You all seem to know exactly what you speak of, so why is it you cannot answer my questions?

I already answered all your questions, except for the ones about flat earth. Read the threads. The questions have been answered over and over again.

Oh, and you won't go to heaven for this condescending shit you preach, believe me.

You definitely won't see the pearly gates with your sailor's potty mouth.

Colossians 3:5-8 Put to death therefore what is earthly in you: sexual immorality, impurity, passion, evil desire, and covetousness, which is idolatry. On account of these the wrath of God is coming.
In these you too once walked, when you were living in them.
But now you must put them all away: anger, wrath, malice, slander, and obscene talk from your mouth.

God represents good, not evil.

God does everything both good and evil.

Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?

Exodus 4:11 And the LORD said unto him, Who hath made man's mouth? or who maketh the dumb, or deaf, or the seeing, or the blind? have not I the LORD?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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To think I was going to donate real $$ if my questions could be answered.

Oh yes? Look everyone! a pig flying across the face of the blue moon... Son, atheists are tightwads, they do not understand charity.

Guess you proved me right. Oh, and you won't go to heaven for this condescending shit you preach, believe me. God represents good, not evil.

Humble yourself before The Lord:
Deut. 32:39: See now that I, [even] I, [am] he, and [there is] no god with me: I kill, and I make alive; I wound, and I heal: neither [is there any] that can deliver out of my hand.

2 Chron. 15:13: That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.

Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello All

I actually just stumbled upon this website and immediately saw some pretty radical posts. I am not here to argue with anything, but simply to gain insight and understanding to some of these ideas. Once again, I am not here to pick fights or disprove anything.

Firstly: I notice the "badges" that some posters have within their nameplate that say things like 1st Year Bible study, Protected by Jesus, Saved, and so on. Then I came across one that says true American... I am wondering what a true American is defined as, as I have always been told that this nation was founded and inhabited by people escaping the prosecution of the Church of England. A more specific example; the main author of the Constitution of the United States once said, "Religious bondage shackles and debilitates the mind and unfits it for every noble enterprise, every expanded prospect."

As a reminder to quell rising tempers: I am here only to gain insight into the beliefs of this church on these issues.

Second: I looked at a post declaring rational thought evil. I'm not sure I entirely understand... Rationality is defined literally as: "the state of having good sense and sound judgment." I don't really have much to say on this one except that I am inquiring the explanation as to why it is evil.

Third: The Earth is flat? Wouldn't that mean that each time we saw the sun it would be a different sun? I need this one explained, I literally have photos showing the roundness of the earth. You dont even have to go to outer space for this one... Even flying on a plane you can see curvature.

Thank you for your time and patience, I am looking forward to reading responses.

Why do you suppose that any of us are interested in your unsaved opinions, boy? This is called the INTRODUCTIONS forum for a reason.

Tell us about yourself. What church did you grow up in? Why do you hate Jesus? Were you raped by a preist?

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[BelieverInGod]

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Getting a bit feisty I see... I am simply asking questions to see your viewpoints on these issues. They don't make sense to me, therefore I wish to put my confusions to rest. If I can't get an answer little more than one made by a person with the maturity and intelligence of a 5th grader than I guess I have wasted my time here. Ban me if you want, or prove me wrong, either way I will have gotten one of the two answers I desire.

You are incapable of reading what is in the threads and demand special attention for yourself....

And you accuse the pastor of acting like a 5-year-old?

Did you ever think we get tired of saying the same stuff over and over to retards that can't read only to be insulted because we didn't say what you wanted to hear?

Yeah, that doesn't get old.