I just spoke with God

[Foster The People]

Take a look! With his Godly chat interface too!

http://www.titane.ca

Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
James
God:
OK I will call you James.
Me:
okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
so are you really god?
God:
Aw. Well, I am God for Christians at least.. Really.
Me:
Do you believe that True Christians are a false cult?
God:
I can't say I believe it, but I believe you.
Me:
Yes
God:
Hey.
Me:
What
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
Yes
God:
I wouln't have known.
Me:
Well that's cool
God:
How about that. Thanks. I think you are cool, too.
Me:
Thanks
God:
Don't mention it.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: I just spoke with God

Take a look! With his Godly chat interface too!

http://www.titane.ca

Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
James

You fail. God knows everything, why wouldn't He know your name?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: I just spoke with God

Take a look! With his Godly chat interface too!

http://www.titane.ca

Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
James
God:
OK I will call you James.
Me:
okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
so are you really god?
God:
Aw. Well, I am God for Christians at least.. Really.
Me:
Do you believe that True Christians are a false cult?
God:
I can't say I believe it, but I believe you.
Me:
Yes
God:
Hey.
Me:
What
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
Yes
God:
I wouln't have known.
Me:
Well that's cool
God:
How about that. Thanks. I think you are cool, too.
Me:
Thanks
God:
Don't mention it.

Do you honestly think God would make spelling and grammatical mistakes like some kind of stupid teenage gamer?



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[John Creeser]

Re: I just spoke with God

Foster the People - the new satanic death metal band

[Foster The People]

Re: I just spoke with God

Foster the People - the new satanic death metal band

More like the new independent rock band so much for satanic death metal in which they are not you obviously never heard there music

[Sister Kitty]

Re: I just spoke with God

It thinks some dumbass computer program that gives nonsensical answers is God. Pathetic and sad. It probably uses the actual Word of God, the Holy KJV Bible, as toilet paper.

It probably feels pretty smart right now. I wonder how smart it will feel when Jesus casts it into the pit to burn for all eternity.

[Foster The People]

Re: I just spoke with God

Oh yeah! I get more negative rep for not knowing how to differentiate between there and their! Congratulations Grammar Nazis!!! You and your so called perfect "True Christian™" Ways

EDIT: CHILD PORN LINK DELETED

[John Creeser]

Re: I just spoke with God

More like the new independent rock band so much for satanic death metal in which they are not you obviously never heard there music

Of course not, why would I subject myself to subliminal satanic messages - In our printed newsletters there is a section warning us of new bands banned here at Landover. Guess who made the list?

I believe "Pumped up Kicks" is the single that made airwaves. It's obviously about shooting up the weed.

[Foster The People]

Re: I just spoke with God

Oh and by the way.



Oh irony! How much I envy you! So much for perfect "True Christians™"

Just thought I would like to let you know. Whoever this may be that made that comment.

[landoverlover]

Re: I just spoke with God

Take a look! With his Godly chat interface too!

http://www.titane.ca

Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
James
God:
OK I will call you James.
Me:
okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
so are you really god?
God:
Aw. Well, I am God for Christians at least.. Really.
Me:
Do you believe that True Christians are a false cult?
God:
I can't say I believe it, but I believe you.
Me:
Yes
God:
Hey.
Me:
What
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
Yes
God:
I wouln't have known.
Me:
Well that's cool
God:
How about that. Thanks. I think you are cool, too.
Me:
Thanks
God:
Don't mention it.

It is utter blasphemy to waste even a second of your brief God-given time on earth to write such drivel. Don't you know Jesus could return right now? Is THIS what you'll do for show-and-tell when He evaluates your life?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I just spoke with God

Dear Godmocking Fool;

You spoke with satan.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: I just spoke with God

Just thought .. ..

Really?

When?

God knows how to spell:

you don't

HANDY HINT
before trolling, learn how to write

[FallenAngel15]

Re: I just spoke with God

I also just spoke with God
I asked him if he really condemmed homosexuality and the lord god almighty creator said unto me....
God: No Homosexuality is fine, and i'm not God, i am the goddess!
Me: So the Christians have it wrong?!?
Goddess: Yes My Pagan, Gay daughter, Wicca is the true way.
Me: I never said I was pagan or gay!
Goddess:Are you?
Me: Yes.
Goddess: wanna go to hell and hang with Lucy (Lucifer)?
Me: ok

[eliot mayfield]

Re: I just spoke with God

I also just spoke with God
I asked him if he really condemmed homosexuality and the lord god almighty creator said unto me....
God: No Homosexuality is fine, and i'm not God, i am the goddess!
Me: So the Christians have it wrong?!?
Goddess: Yes My Pagan, Gay daughter, Wicca is the true way.
Me: I never said I was pagan or gay!
Goddess:Are you?
Me: Yes.
Goddess: wanna go to hell and hang with Lucy (Lucifer)?
Me: ok

Do you enjoy making Jesus weep?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: I just spoke with God

I also just spoke with God
I asked him if he really condemmed homosexuality and the lord god almighty creator said unto me....
God: No Homosexuality is fine, and i'm not God, i am the goddess!
Me: So the Christians have it wrong?!?
Goddess: Yes My Pagan, Gay daughter, Wicca is the true way.
Me: I never said I was pagan or gay!
Goddess:Are you?
Me: Yes.
Goddess: wanna go to hell and hang with Lucy (Lucifer)?
Me: ok

Then why did God put this in the Bible?

Romans 1:26-27,32
26For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
27And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
32Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.