[Father Maurice Lester]

Re: I am a piffleing whore...

...I'm savin myself for Peyton manning.

The Colts drafted linemen knowing he needs pass protection and help with the running game... so unless you are a pulling guard or Presbyterian, maybe both, you are better off looking elsewhere.

(I am confident you aren't a tight end.)

However... there are plenty of good lads in the NFL who graduated from Notre Dame and as such are likely Heaven bound. Many of them are interior linemen and perhaps there is one who can see the beauty inside you and help you to find a true path to Christ through His Church.



Bless you, my late-round marital draft choice,
Father Mo






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[New Creation (Recalcitrant)]

Re: I am a piffleing whore...

Anna,

First, welcome to our forum. Jesus brought you here for a reason.

Also, we know that there's no such thing as lesbians and that this is all just a cry for help. Well, Anna, help is here.

I'm sure you're familiar with the first step as it's the same as Alcoholics Anonymous: You must admit you have a problem:

Romans 10:9-10

That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved.

For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation.

The Bible tells you that you're a sinner (Romans 3:23). You can go your whole life and reject it but the fact is right there in front of you, made obvious by the fact that your life is falling apart. You're like the Sodomites- the residents of Sodom, not California- who totally rejected God and gave themselves over to the lusts of their flesh. God destroyed them, and the same is coming to you if you don't heed our warning:

Romans 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death..."

You will die and burn in Hell forever if you die in your sin. The Good News™ is that there's a second part to that verse:

Romans 6:23 "...but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord."

If you're ready to leave your life of sin and debauchery behind and have eternal life in JESUS name just believe in your heart that Jesus' brutal flagellation, humiliation, agonizing execution and (temporary) death atoned for your sin, realize that you as a sinner, and as such deserve much worse than that, and repeat the following prayer aloud, believing the words with all your heart, soul, and mind:

Dear Lord,

Thank you for not casting me into the pits of Hell yet. I realize that I am a worthless sinner, the scum of the earth, worth less than dirt in your perfect eyes, and completely devoid of any redeeming qualities. I know that I deserve to be tortured, raped, impaled, burned alive, and much worse for all eternity. I thank you Jesus for your atoning sacrifice and for the opportunity to instead join You and your chosen in Heaven (providing I remain sinless for the rest of my life). Dear Jesus I ask you to enter me right now and become the Lord of my life, never leaving me nor forsaking me for another. In Jesus name I pray. Amen.

[purple flowers (aka emma)]

Re: I am a piffleing whore...

I thought you were one of those HeShe's. And please, stop with the theatrics. We'd ban you but it has been a while since we has a 'Mouse in a Box'.

You make me want to go hunting in Woodhaven.

I apologize for my rude comment Mr. Hutchins. You do not know me; but it freightens me that you know my neighborhood. How did you do that???

I am harmless; and I do act like that; except for when I do. Also, what do you mean by 'mouse in a box???'

Thank you,
Anna.

[John Creeser]

Re: I am a piffleing whore...

I apologize for my rude comment Mr. Hutchins. You do not know me; but it freightens me that you know my neighborhood. How did you do that???

Because at landover we've spared no expense updating our security software for the all knowing DoF

Now that you are calmer, and not spewing curse words like a drunken sailer, tell us how you are going to get Saved©.

Would you like a clue?

[purple flowers (aka emma)]

Re: I am a piffleing whore...

It means having sex. The Christians here seem to think sex goes away if you don't talk about it.

You are very pretty. Much more prettier than me. But please be careful; as such talk could get you banned. I see that you have some 'red dots' (de-merits) under your name. That means they are not happy with your behavior...

I would visit Amsterdamn; but then I know I would get myself into sexually unsafe conditions. Any advice???

anna.

[Dutch Girl]

Re: I am a piffleing whore...

I would visit Amsterdamn; but then I know I would get myself into sexually unsafe conditions. Any advice???

Bring condoms!

[purple flowers (aka emma)]

Re: I am a piffleing whore...

Bring condoms!

I do not use condoms. I am also into women ONLY. I do not think God wants us to use condoms anyway. But I do appreciate the advice.

You are very pretty...and I have to wait 700 seconds to reply?? My God, what have I done? I just arrived here. I wanted to tell my story about flowers, and some other good stuff about God.

I am working on cleaning up my act. But I am not to be viewed as a circus animal for other people's entertainment and joy. I am not a circus elephant to perform tricks for people here. I am just very hurt right now...

Anna.

[Zechariah Smyth]

I do not use condoms. I am also into women ONLY. I do not think God wants us to use condoms anyway. But I do appreciate the advice.

You are very pretty...and I have to wait 700 seconds to reply?? My God, what have I done? I just arrived here. I wanted to tell my story about flowers, and some other good stuff about God.

I am working on cleaning up my act. But I am not to be viewed as a circus animal for other people's entertainment and joy. I am not a circus elephant to perform tricks for people here. I am just very hurt right now...

Anna.

Please go back and reread your first few posts in this thread. People here get the respect they insist on with their actions, no more no less.

(Romans 13:2) "Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation."

YiC,

Z. Smyth
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[purple flowers (aka emma)]

Re: I am a piffleing whore...

Please go back and reread your first few posts in this thread. People here get the respect they insist on with their actions, no more no less.

(Romans 13:2) "Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation."

YiC,

Z. Smyth
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I did re-read them. And I have apologized to Mr. Hutchins. I was having a bad night; but still...I know that is not any excuse to act in that manner...

I will admit, I am a train wreck. Satan is always on my doorstep - tempting me with drugs, alcohol, and evil sexual promises of a better life....

I would like to speak the 'the man' himself. I see there is a Pastor Ezekiel here. Perhaps, he may help. I will try harder. I'm not a bad person; just mis-directed I suppose. But what I speak about is how I feel...

How do I escape Satan? He is always here; yet I seek salvation...

Anna.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: I am a fucking whore...

Bury your nose in a KJV Bible. Even a leisurely reader will make it through in a few weeks: I'm surprised more people don't do it.

ALL the answers are in there, friend.

YiC,

Z. Smyth
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[purple flowers (aka emma)]

Re: I am a piffleing whore...

Bury your nose in a KJV Bible. Even a leisurely reader will make it through in a few weeks: I'm surprised more people don't do it.

ALL the answers are in there, friend.

YiC,

Z. Smyth
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I am working on it. I will admit; I allowed Satan in my door because I led a life of debachary. It is MY fault. And people can see that. And when you do not allow God into your heart; it is not good...and bad things Jesus and God.

Can't go on like this...
Anna.

[James Hutchins]

Re: I am a piffleing whore...

I apologize for my rude comment Mr. Hutchins. You do not know me; but it freightens me that you know my neighborhood. How did you do that???

I am harmless; and I do act like that; except for when I do. Also, what do you mean by 'mouse in a box???'

Thank you,
Anna.

No, I know exactly who you are. When you are on a first name basis with Jesus, very little escapes us. And I do know you, better than you can possibly imagine.

• abby's rainbow
• deafgirl
• no sunshine for me..
• purple flowers
• ruined in a day
• starring Emma!
• Sunshine2011
• unwanted emily

I know you are harmless. But you take up valuable resources that could be better spent saving some false Christian. Do you think you are more important than a person who thinks their soul has been Saved© only to find out it is not? We all know you could care less about yours. Which is how we feel.

[purple flowers (aka emma)]

Re: I am a piffleing whore...

No, I know exactly who you are. When you are on a first name basis with Jesus, very little escapes us. And I do know you, better than you can possibly imagine.

• abby's rainbow
• deafgirl
• no sunshine for me..
• purple flowers
• ruined in a day
• starring Emma!
• Sunshine2011
• unwanted emily

I know you are harmless. But you take up valuable resources that could be better spent saving some false Christian. Do you think you are more important than a person who thinks their soul has been Saved© only to find out it is not? We all know you could care less about yours. Which is how we feel.

I would like to know how you think you know who I am. I think that is a fair question. But perhaps, I am not worthy of an answer??? No, I do not think I am more important than a person who thinks they have their soul saved. I do not judge. Only HE can judge. I understand that. Again, please tell me how you know my neighborhood; and where I am. I think it may have been a lucky guess??? If you were to mention what street I live on; that would be most impressive...and I would believe God told you that. I would honestly have hope...

anna

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: I am a piffleing whore...

I would like to know how you think you know who I am. I think that is a fair question. But perhaps, I am not worthy of an answer??? No, I do not think I am more important than a person who thinks they have their soul saved. I do not judge. Only HE can judge. I understand that. Again, please tell me how you know my neighborhood; and where I am. I think it may have been a lucky guess??? If you were to mention what street I live on; that would be most impressive...and I would believe God told you that. I would honestly have hope...

anna

Anna,

Jesus knows the kind of trashy, blue collar UNION (as in anti-Christian) neighborhood you live in, He sees when you spit in His Loving face by reading Origin of the Species or donate to the Democratic Party or watches Rachel (thespian) Madows on MSNBC. Jesus sees all that and MORE!

I will pray for you Anna before it is too late.

[James Hutchins]

Re: I am a piffleing whore...

I would like to know how you think you know who I am. I think that is a fair question. But perhaps, I am not worthy of an answer??? No, I do not think I am more important than a person who thinks they have their soul saved. I do not judge. Only HE can judge. I understand that. Again, please tell me how you know my neighborhood; and where I am. I think it may have been a lucky guess??? If you were to mention what street I live on; that would be most impressive...and I would believe God told you that. I would honestly have hope...

anna

Right. Out of all the towns in the world, I guessed yours.