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  • xzibit
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Jul 2011
    • 4

    #1

    Yo, im xzbit

    Yo
    Im going to give it to ya
    And im going to deliver it to ya
  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22916

    #2
    Re: Yo, im xzbit

    Could you please leave it at the rear of the building? We are a little busy at the moment.
    sigpic


    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    • Didymus Much
      Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
      • Jun 2010
      • 14079

      #3
      Re: Yo, im xzbit

      Originally posted by xzibit View Post
      ...And im going to deliver it to ya
      Pizza guy's here. Where's Cranky? It's his turn to pay.


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      • Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson
        Pastor of Praise and Worship
        A True Christian™ Straight Shooter
        True Christian™
        • Jul 2009
        • 3890

        #4
        Re: Yo, im xzbit

        So uh, hey there, dog.

        I heard you like trolling, so I'm going to put a ban into your ban so you can get banned anytime you feel like if you don't stop being an idiot.
        Praise and worship with Pastor Will. Services at 9 a.m., 11 a.m. and 6 p.m.


        Contact me. pastorwillsampson at gmail.com

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        • Cranky Old Man
          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
          You kids get off his lawn!
           
          • Jan 2010
          • 22380

          #5
          Re: Yo, im xzbit

          Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
          Pizza guy's here. Where's Cranky? It's his turn to pay.
          I am fairly certain it's not. I already paid in 1957.
          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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          • xzibit
            Unsaved trash
            Under Investigation
            • Jul 2011
            • 4

            #6
            Re: Yo, im xzbit

            Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
            Could you please leave it at the rear of the building? We are a little busy at the moment.
            No problem, sir.

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            • Colin Cameron
              Unsaved trash, gay euro soccer fan
              • Jun 2010
              • 69

              #7
              Re: Yo, im xzbit

              Originally posted by xzibit View Post
              Yo
              Im going to give it to ya
              And im going to deliver it to ya

              This sound a little gay to me.

              The Lord is watching and you are in trouble if so. I will pray for you.

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              • Zechariah Smyth
                Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                True Christian™
                • Feb 2011
                • 15251

                #8
                Re: Yo, im xzbit

                Originally posted by xzibit View Post
                Yo
                Im going to give it to ya
                And im going to deliver it to ya
                This is not a break-dancing forum, young lady.



                Yours in Christ,

                Z. Smyth
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                • Jason
                  Unsaved trash, Papist eskimo
                   
                  • Jun 2011
                  • 25

                  #9
                  Re: Yo, im xzbit

                  If you want to pretend to be Xzibit, should you not use something more appropriate instead of sounding like a cheap DMX ripoff?
                  John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

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                  • Faith_Machine
                    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Mar 2011
                    • 10050

                    #10
                    Re: Yo, im xzbit

                    Hello Xzbit. Are you related to this fellow?

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                    • MitzaLizalor
                      Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2010
                      • 14633

                      #11
                      Re: Yo, im xzbit
                      Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                      Goblin in drag??????????

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                      • Faith_Machine
                        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Mar 2011
                        • 10050

                        #12
                        Re: Yo, im xzbit

                        Mister Mxyzptik
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                        REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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                        • MitzaLizalor
                          Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2010
                          • 14633

                          #13
                          Re: Yo, im xzbit

                          Oh, thank-you. An imp [76th worst].

                          I'm not sure whether one imp is better than a goblin..

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