Hello, Friends!

[Hannah Is Saved]

I am Hannah, and once upon a time I was a sinner. However, one day I walked past an open church door and the music drew me in! I was soon enchanted with God's word!
After a while, of course, I realized that the singing and dancing done in this church was sinful, and I left. I went to a Friends church for a while, but once I learned that they accept gays into their congregation, I could not stay. I am not currently attending a church, but I hope to find one near me where their are fellow God-fearing folk who are dedicated to God and his Son!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Hello, Friends!

Welcome to God's Favorite Forum, Hannah. Tell us about your relationship with God who is Jesus. How many sons have you borne your husband? What sort of pie does he enjoy?

[Hannah Is Saved]

Re: Hello, Friends!

Welcome to God's Favorite Forum, Hannah. Tell us about your relationship with God who is Jesus. How many sons have you borne your husband? What sort of pie does He enjoy?

My relationship with God and Jesus is quite strong! I pray every hour, even if atheists try to prosecute me by claiming I am "obstructing pedestrian traffic" or other inane accusations.
My fiance and I have had no children, as we are not married. Sex before marriage is a sin!
And my husband enjoys all pies except peanut butter.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello, Friends!

I hope your fiancé is a Christian. Are you sure you filed your permission slip to be here in the Church office? I cannot ask Miss Cookie as she is working the kissing booth at the Freehold 4th of July celebration.

What passage do you and your fiancé love most? In what manner is it the most satisfying?

[WinnerNotSinner]

Re: Hello, Friends!

My relationship with God and Jesus is quite strong! I pray every hour, even if atheists try to prosecute me by claiming I am "obstructing pedestrian traffic" or other inane accusations.

Praise!

Keep preachin' His Word, ignore the hate, ignore the persecution, you are one of the LORD's Children now!

John 15:18 If the world hate you, ye know that it hated me before it hated you.

Matthew 5:10-11 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness’ sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.

[Hannah Is Saved]

Re: Hello, Friends!

I hope your fiancé is a Christian.

My fiance is a Christian, do not worry! In fact, he s the one who showed me the way of God!

What passage do you and your fiancé love most? In what manner is it the most satisfying?

That's a toughy... I definitely like John 8:7. I used to be the person being stoned... But now I feel great being able to be the stoner! (the kind that throws stones, not the sinful kind)

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Hello, Friends!

My fiance is a Christian, do not worry! In fact, he s the one who showed me the way of God!

Why did he give you permission to post here?

[Once was lost]

Re: Hello, Friends!

Welcome but please ask your Fiance to give you permission to post before telling us to much. After all your just a female.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Hello, Friends!

I think your biggest problem is that your husband or father isn't finding you a church that is right for you. No wonder you are lost. Have you tried asking him which church is the right one? Maybe you lack the understanding to realise this is the right thing to do.

I'm sure he will make the right choice. Perhaps it is your mission to drive out the gays from the church you are avoiding because of your feminine emotions. How will you know if you continue to blunder about on your own?

How can your menfolk help you if you don't ask them? I'm sure that if you are afflicted with godless male family members a Pastor will help you but one thing is for sure; you can't continue as you are, a rudderless and lost woman trying to muddle through.