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  • David the godmocking queer
    Unsaved trash
    • Jul 2011
    • 4

    #1

    Hello there!

    Hello everyone, I've joined this forum because I have honestly know very little about Christianity. I was raised as a scientologist, and I never really had a choice about what to believe in. Scientology is the most idiotic thing I have ever heard of, but I never spoke up when I was younger because my parents would strike me if I questioned "the truth". I came here because I have nowhere else to turn, every day I live in fear because I know if I were to die today I would go to hell, I need to learn so I can save myself. Please anyone, point me in the right direction.
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: Hello there!

    Originally posted by Godsfavor View Post
    Hello everyone, I've joined this forum because I have honestly know very little about Christianity. I was raised as a scientologist, and I never really had a choice about what to believe in. Scientology is the most idiotic thing I have ever heard of, but I never spoke up when I was younger because my parents would strike me if I questioned "the truth". I came here because I have nowhere else to turn, every day I live in fear because I know if I were to die today I would go to hell, I need to learn so I can save myself. Please anyone, point me in the right direction.

    Praise Jesus! I love it when He sends us new meat!

    Please tell us about yourself. What's your name? How old are you? What made you reject scientology (one of satan's favorite cults) and embrace Jesus?

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    • Miss Christine
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Jun 2011
      • 76

      #3
      Re: Hello there!

      The very fact that you aknowledge that you will go to hell is a sign that you are on the right track. I would say that the next step is to accept Jesus as your savior, go pick up a KJV Bible and read, read, READ until the scientology is stamped out of you.

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      • Redeemed Papist
        Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
        True Christian™
        • Jul 2011
        • 10409

        #4
        Re: Hello there!

        You could post crazy things you used to believe as a scientologist so we can mock them and show you the clearly superior and not crazy things God tells us is the absolute right way to be to be saved.
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        Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

        Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
        The truth about volcanos
        Sex and debauchery in public schools
        Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
        God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
        Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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        • James Hutchins
          True Christian™
          Just a Regular Nice Guy
           
          • Jun 2009
          • 29453

          #5
          Re: Hello there!

          You know David, the fact that you are a queer does not bother at all. I have met many queers and many were perfectly normal people. However, if you'd stop mocking God, perhaps He will help you to stop being one. Wouldn't that be swell?
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • Faith_Machine
            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Mar 2011
            • 10050

            #6
            Re: Hello there!

            I can think of a few ex-queers who might currently be described as "perfectly normal," but I've never met a practicing queer who fit that description.
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            • White Lamb
              Unsaved trash
              Under Investigation
              • Jul 2011
              • 8

              #7
              Re: Hello there!

              In my experience, people that are gay are only gay because of all the drugs they take. Do you take drugs? If you stopped, you probably wouldn't be queer at all!

              Oh, my, I'm glad you aren't a part of that cult anymore, Scientology IS fairly stupid. I mean, worshiping aliens from space? Space isn't real, otherwise, where would Heaven be?

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