Looking for guidance

[Former Atheist]

I am a sinner seeking guidance.

I was raised in a sinful family, where the only bible was the New International Version. My family are all filthy atheists. I attended a heathen university, and studied the heathen science called "physics". I believed in evolution, global warming, reason, science, and the equality of men and women.

One night, a man offered me pizza. With the pizza, he gave me a copy of the King James Bible. I opened it and found 1 Corinthians 6:9-10 "Know yee not that the vnrighteous shall not inherite the kingdome of God? Be not deceiued: neither fornicatours, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselues with mankinde, Nor theeues, nor couetous, nor drunkards, nor reuilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God" and my life changed forever.

I struggled with what I called "contradictions" in the Good Book for some time, and I sought to reconcile my faith with what the evil secularists were teaching me. It was only when I met a Young Earth Creationist that I realized that reason and science are tools of Satan, and that every word in the Bible is true. I dropped out of school and turned away from my friends and family. I now spend all my time trying to forget the things I "learned" at that heathen place of "instruction", trying to forget the people I used to think were important to me, and praying to JESUS.

LBC is the holiest place I could have ever imagined. I hope to one day be a True Christian ™ and that the great people here can guide me in Jesus' ways.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Looking for guidance

Well praise Jesus! I thank and honor Him for sending you to us, and just in the nick of time from what I can see.

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[Faith_Machine]

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Welcome, friend! How many times have you impregnated your wife?

[Redeemed Papist]

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Yours is a familiar tale, Brother.

If you constantly look to scripture to tell you what to say in any situation in which you find yourself you will find yourself moving lock step with Jesus all the swifter. You might die tomorrow so this is really important.

Your heart seems in the right place. We just need to see what scripture you are moved to quote.

[Miss Christine]

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Welcome here! It sounds like you are just beginning an important journey to salvation and I think you'll find this community to be a helpful recource.

[MitzaLizalor]

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I KINGS 6
1 And it came to passe in the foure hundred and fourescore yeere after the children of Israel were come out of the land of Egypt, in the fourth yere of Solomons reigne ouer Israel, in the moneth Zif, which is the second moneth, that he began to build the house of the Lord.
2 And the house which king Solomon built for the Lord, the length thereof was threescore cubites, and the breadth thereof twentie cubits, and the height thereof thirtie cubites.
3 And the porch before the Temple of the house: twentie cubites was the length thereof, according to the breadth of the house, and tenne cubites was the breadth thereof before the house.
4 And for the house he made windowes of narrow lights.
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Atheists do have a "god" of course: FORNICATION. Jesus can set you free. Amen?

I CORINTHIANS 6
16 What, know ye not that he which is ioyned to an harlot, is one body? for two (saith he) shalbe one flesh.
17 But hee that is ioyned vnto the Lord, is one spirit.
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Psalm 95 Hallelujah !

[Former Atheist]

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Atheists do have a "god" of course: FORNICATION. Jesus can set you free. Amen?

I CORINTHIANS 6
16 What, know ye not that he which is ioyned to an harlot, is one body? for two (saith he) shalbe one flesh.
17 But hee that is ioyned vnto the Lord, is one spirit.
©1611

Psalm 95 Hallelujah !

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AMEN

Welcome, friend! How many times have you impregnated your wife?

"Know yee not that the vnrighteous shall not inherite the kingdome of God? Be not deceiued: neither fornicatours, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselues with mankinde, Nor theeues, nor couetous, nor drunkards, nor reuilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God"

I have not met a woman who is not effeminate. I once feared of never finding a Godly woman who was not effeminate, but I know that Jesus wants me to marry and dominate a woman, and that He will provide me with one.

[Faith_Machine]

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I must commend you for adhering to the Lord's word with such vim and vigor, but I'm pretty sure the word "effeminate," in this case, is meant to refer to men who exhibit feminine qualities. Which, of course, is disgusting.

God doesn't want for women to not exhibit feminine qualities, friend, and he certainly doesn't want you marrying a woman like this:

[MitzaLizalor]

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WHAT is "her" "friend" doing>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>?

[Shela Tansper]

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WHAT is "her" "friend" doing>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>?

And what is that red thing hanging from her neck made from

[MitzaLizalor]

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And what is that red thing hanging from her neck made from

You're not thinking "ectoplasm" are you Mrs Tansper?

[Former Atheist]

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I must commend you for adhering to the Lord's word with such vim and vigor, but I'm pretty sure the word "effeminate," in this case, is meant to refer to men who exhibit feminine qualities. Which, of course, is disgusting.

God doesn't want for women to not exhibit feminine qualities, friend.

I looked again at 1 Corinthians chapter 6, and what did I find? Neither the word "man" or "woman" is there! Now, "reason" would tell you then that the chapter is for all people, but "reason" is the tool of the devil. Men are more important than women, so obviously 1 Corinthians 6 is about men. That means that there's a pretty woman out there I can dominate and control for the rest of both our lives and then all of eternity in Heaven!

I'm so glad I came to this place, where True Christians (TM) and Honorary True Christians (TM) can show me the true and righteous path. PRAISE JESUS!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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I must commend you for adhering to the Lord's word with such vim and vigor, but I'm pretty sure the word "effeminate," in this case, is meant to refer to men who exhibit feminine qualities. Which, of course, is disgusting.

God doesn't want for women to not exhibit feminine qualities, friend, and he certainly doesn't want you marrying a woman like this:

You are most certainly correct!
Deuteronomy 22:5

King James Version (KJV)


5The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.

[Former Atheist]

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I went out today and told three different women with pretty faces that I was going to dominate and marry them, but two yelled at me and one punched me in the stomach. I prayed and thought for some time afterwards and I think I know what happened.

Yesterday, I talked about what "reason would tell you". I didn't accept reason, but I said what it would say. I completely ignored the wisdom of Colossians 2:8, "Beware lest any man spoile you through Philosophie and vaine deceit, after the tradition of men, after the rudiments of the world, and not after Christ"

This can only mean one thing. I'm allowing the devil to speak to me directly, to tell me what reason "would" say, and he's trying to use this opening to worm his way into my heart. In such a state of sin, why would any woman let me dominate her? These women must have known what a sinner I am. I can barely stand it myself. I'm going to eliminate this sin of reason completely from my mind. Please, pray for me, for I grew up surrounded by this sin and others, and spent years at a heathen university. I don't need to tell you how bad it gets at those places.

Even worse, I defiled this most holy of places with Satan's lies.

I'm gonna need all the prayer I can get.

[Faith_Machine]

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SHOUT GLORY! It warms the cockles of my heart to witness a sincere seeker of truth as he grows in the Lord!

Praying for you real hard, brother! You keep assertively approaching those pretty ladies, and I'm sure God will make one of them get down on her knees for you real soon!