[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Greetings from Alabama

This troll knows about as much about the United States military as it does about the Holy Bible.

I wonder if it knows that impersonating an officer in the U.S. military is a serious federal offense. I think I'll run this clown by the DOF and the FBI and see what comes back.

[Col. Hank McGuinness]

Re: Greetings from Alabama

Greetings friends,

Please read my explanation of this rather unorthadox warcry earlier in the thread as I have already addressed this.

Pastor, you're absolutely correct it appears I uploaded a portrait of myself taken which was an elaborate prank on my Army bretheren, I have changed my avatar to show my uniform correctly - your attention to detail is Godly.

1 Samuel 4:12
And there ran a man of Beniamin out of the army, and came to Shiloh the same day with his clothes rent, and with earth vpon his head.

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

Re: Greetings from Alabama

Oh no! He are dislexyc! That is a bad sign no?
(Thankyou for show this - I never would have notice bt my own..)



YIC, Mari

[Sister Kitty]

Re: Greetings from Alabama

Perhaps you're right. I'll look to be less narcissistic however this is a thread to introduce myself, I seemed like an appropriate topic for such a thread.

I think you need to get right with Jesus and with Landover's Pastors now, little boy!

It's truth time, full and unvarnished. You're hanging by a thread.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Greetings from Alabama

Oh no! He are dislexyc! That is a bad sign no?
(Thankyou for show this - I never would have notice bt my own..)



YIC, Mari

You see now why we always have to look out for you with your naively open approach with the men.

[Col. Hank McGuinness]

Re: Greetings from Alabama

I think you need to get right with Jesus and with Landover's Pastors now, little boy!

It's truth time, full and unvarnished. You're hanging by a thread.

These are untrusting times indeed! Obama has made sceptics of us all Sister!

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

Re: Greetings from Alabama

These are untrusting times indeed! Obama has made sceptics of us all Sister!

My grandpa is putting a sceptic tank in the garden right now. I dont know what you are meaning there? But it no sound me very good...or smell neither...??

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Greetings from Alabama

These are untrusting times indeed! Obama has made sceptics of us all Sister!

Sister Kitty is a Godly True Christian(tm) woman! You will not call her a skeptic!

[Col. Hank McGuinness]

Re: Greetings from Alabama

Sister Kitty is a Godly True Christian™ woman! You will not call her a skeptic!

I'd never dream of it! In late August 07 I was holed up in a ditch 3 miles out of Godless Basra, I turned to my troops and I said "Men, God will guide is to win the day"

A few amongst the bunch who had obviously been brainwashed by the HELLywood media were stirred into a frenzy over this, claiming God would never help them and that we should spend more time shooting at the enemy and less time doing one of my mandatory 15 minute prayer drills. They were skeptical of our success and sure enough, God saw to send A10 bombers to carpet strike the entire area, laying waste to those Godless, freedom hating terrorist sons-a-bitches.

They needed little proof after that. Bear with me brothers and you God will show that my intentions are true and hopefully strikedown a few homersexuals presently.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Greetings from Alabama

Why would we want to strike down homosexuals?

That's God's job.

Our function is to let homos know just how much God actually hates them and how it's in their best interests to repent and get properly married.

[Col. Hank McGuinness]

Re: Greetings from Alabama

Why would we want to strike down homosexuals?

That's God's job.

Our function is to let homos know just how much God actually hates them and how it's in their best interests to repent and get properly married.

Yes brother, and also to tell God, who is a homersexual, so that he may smite them.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Greetings from Alabama

Nearly ever Homer I have ever met was a nice guy. Terrific hosts, very good singers. I have nothing but nice things to say about them. God on the other hand, feels they are abonimations and need to be eliminated. So as a good True Christian(tm), I do as he says. Just like with gooks. They can make a great Typhoon soup but when my Major in 'Nam would say "light Em up", I did.

[HTannor]

Re: Greetings from Alabama

It is with a heavy heart, that I fear this "Marine" is a poser trying to wiggle his way into our Godly Forum© with tales of derring-do.

During my nearly two days of Navy Seal training, we lifted many heavy things while running in the surf, we became familiar with small arms, and we learned to identify creepy-crawly things that could serve as dinner while in "enemy country."


No, no, I'm not seeking praise. No matter how eager you are to lavish praise upon me I give you this information to show "what it was really like." I bring this up only to give you a true taste of how tough we had it.

Now that you know what hardships we endured, I believe you should challenge this person to provide information that will verify how tough he really had it. I'm sure you will conclude the Navy Seals had it much tougher.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Greetings from Alabama

Yes brother, and also to tell God, who is a homersexual, so that he may smite them.

God already knows. He is fully aware of who is naughty and who is nice.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Greetings from Alabama

Yes brother, and also to tell God, who is a homersexual, so that he may smite them.

Wait a second....You think God is a queer?!