[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Greetings from Alabama

Yes brother, and also to tell God, who is a homersexual, so that he may smite them.

Please tell me this is a simple unfamiliarity with comma usage.



YiC,

Z. Smyth

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Greetings from Alabama

Yes brother, and also to tell God, who is a homersexual, so that he may smite them.

You honestly think God needs your help in knowing who is gay?

1 Samuel 16:7 But the LORD said unto Samuel, Look not on his countenance, or on the height of his stature; because I have refused him: for the LORD seeth not as man seeth; for man looketh on the outward appearance, but the LORD looketh on the heart.

Unbelievable conceit!

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Greetings from Alabama

Please tell me this is a simple unfamiliarity with comma usage.



YiC,

Z. Smyth

Oh my!

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

Re: Greetings from Alabama

Oh my!

OH YOUR!

[Col. Hank McGuinness]

Re: Greetings from Alabama

My esteemed forum peer(s)

I am outraged at these misinterpretations of my posts, through God I hope to post in a clearer and more concise way.

Whilst sat in the mess hall having my dinner a young recruit once came to me and asked if I could help him with his kit. Naturally I assumed it was a homersexual trick but alas his intentions were pure, and during a candle lit evening (the electricity was out at camp freedom that evening) I was able to show the private how to properly oil and lubricate his weapon, ensure his clothes stayed dry by storing them all neatly at the foot of his bed.

It goes to show, sometimes a statement misinterpreted can breed anger and outrage. Thank you for pointing out my ungodly syntax issues.

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

Re: Greetings from Alabama

My esteemed forum peer(s)

I am outraged at these misinterpretations of my posts, through God I hope to post in a clearer and more concise way.

Whilst sat in the mess hall having my dinner a young recruit once came to me and asked if I could help him with his kit. Naturally I assumed it was a homersexual trick but alas his intentions were pure, and during a candle lit evening (the electricity was out at camp freedom that evening) I was able to show the private how to properly oil and lubricate his weapon, ensure his clothes stayed dry by storing them all neatly at the foot of his bed.

It goes to show, sometimes a statement misinterpreted can breed anger and outrage. Thank you for pointing out my ungodly syntax issues.

Oh dear oh dear. Dont worry. We are here to HELP you!

Seriously. Syntax is like a supository. Can be very small, but depending on where you put it, a syntax can make people jump and say ouch.

So dont worry. Will all be okay. Just be careful whit your syntaxes.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Greetings from Alabama

Whilst sat in the mess hall having my dinner a young recruit once came to me and asked if I could help him with his kit. Naturally I assumed it was a homersexual trick but alas his intentions were pure, and during a candle lit evening (the electricity was out at camp freedom that evening) I was able to show the private how to properly oil and lubricate his weapon, ensure his clothes stayed dry by storing them all neatly at the foot of his bed.

1 John 2:16 For all that is in the world, the lust of the flesh, and the lust of the eyes, and the pride of life, is not of the Father, but is of the world.

James 4:16 But now ye rejoice in your boastings: all such rejoicing is evil.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Greetings from Alabama

I do not know. All the gum flapping reminds me of this story. Onece upon a Tyne, there was this guy and he told so many lies he spit soda in a stream. This happend at the beach where he was trying to make a new castle.

[Col. Hank McGuinness]

Re: Greetings from Alabama

I do not know. All the gum flapping reminds me of this story. Onece upon a Tyne, there was this guy and he told so many lies he spit soda in a stream. This happend at the beach where he was trying to make a new castle.

Esteemed forum peer,

This story sounds familiar, is it something I may have heard at preaching?

[landoverlover]

Re: Greetings from Alabama

Esteemed forum peer,

This story sounds familiar, is it something I may have heard at preaching?

No way you are a "peer" of Brother Hutchins.

Did you used to be a commercial pilot, perhaps?