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  • Zechariah Smyth
    Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
    True Christian™
    • Feb 2011
    • 15251

    #31
    Re: Greetings from Alabama

    Originally posted by Col. Hank McGuinness View Post
    Yes brother, and also to tell God, who is a homersexual, so that he may smite them.
    Please tell me this is a simple unfamiliarity with comma usage.



    YiC,

    Z. Smyth
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    • Redeemed Papist
      Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2011
      • 10409

      #32
      Re: Greetings from Alabama

      Originally posted by Col. Hank McGuinness View Post
      Yes brother, and also to tell God, who is a homersexual, so that he may smite them.
      You honestly think God needs your help in knowing who is gay?

      1 Samuel 16:7 But the LORD said unto Samuel, Look not on his countenance, or on the height of his stature; because I have refused him: for the LORD seeth not as man seeth; for man looketh on the outward appearance, but the LORD looketh on the heart.

      Unbelievable conceit!
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      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
      The truth about volcanos
      Sex and debauchery in public schools
      Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
      Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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      • Redeemed Papist
        Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
        True Christian™
        • Jul 2011
        • 10409

        #33
        Re: Greetings from Alabama

        Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
        Please tell me this is a simple unfamiliarity with comma usage.



        YiC,

        Z. Smyth
        Oh my!
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        Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

        Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
        The truth about volcanos
        Sex and debauchery in public schools
        Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
        God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
        Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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        • María Gálvez-Villalobos
          Claims not to be a dago slut
          Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
          • Mar 2011
          • 1307

          #34
          Re: Greetings from Alabama

          Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
          Oh my!
          OH YOUR!
          Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
          My favorite verse from the Bible is:
          - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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          • Col. Hank McGuinness
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Jul 2011
            • 39

            #35
            Re: Greetings from Alabama

            My esteemed forum peer(s)

            I am outraged at these misinterpretations of my posts, through God I hope to post in a clearer and more concise way.

            Whilst sat in the mess hall having my dinner a young recruit once came to me and asked if I could help him with his kit. Naturally I assumed it was a homersexual trick but alas his intentions were pure, and during a candle lit evening (the electricity was out at camp freedom that evening) I was able to show the private how to properly oil and lubricate his weapon, ensure his clothes stayed dry by storing them all neatly at the foot of his bed.

            It goes to show, sometimes a statement misinterpreted can breed anger and outrage. Thank you for pointing out my ungodly syntax issues.

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            • María Gálvez-Villalobos
              Claims not to be a dago slut
              Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
              • Mar 2011
              • 1307

              #36
              Re: Greetings from Alabama

              Originally posted by Col. Hank McGuinness View Post
              My esteemed forum peer(s)

              I am outraged at these misinterpretations of my posts, through God I hope to post in a clearer and more concise way.

              Whilst sat in the mess hall having my dinner a young recruit once came to me and asked if I could help him with his kit. Naturally I assumed it was a homersexual trick but alas his intentions were pure, and during a candle lit evening (the electricity was out at camp freedom that evening) I was able to show the private how to properly oil and lubricate his weapon, ensure his clothes stayed dry by storing them all neatly at the foot of his bed.

              It goes to show, sometimes a statement misinterpreted can breed anger and outrage. Thank you for pointing out my ungodly syntax issues.
              Oh dear oh dear. Dont worry. We are here to HELP you!

              Seriously. Syntax is like a supository. Can be very small, but depending on where you put it, a syntax can make people jump and say ouch.

              So dont worry. Will all be okay. Just be careful whit your syntaxes.
              Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
              My favorite verse from the Bible is:
              - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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              • Redeemed Papist
                Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                True Christian™
                • Jul 2011
                • 10409

                #37
                Re: Greetings from Alabama

                Whilst sat in the mess hall having my dinner a young recruit once came to me and asked if I could help him with his kit. Naturally I assumed it was a homersexual trick but alas his intentions were pure, and during a candle lit evening (the electricity was out at camp freedom that evening) I was able to show the private how to properly oil and lubricate his weapon, ensure his clothes stayed dry by storing them all neatly at the foot of his bed.
                1 John 2:16 For all that is in the world, the lust of the flesh, and the lust of the eyes, and the pride of life, is not of the Father, but is of the world.

                James 4:16 But now ye rejoice in your boastings: all such rejoicing is evil.
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                Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                The truth about volcanos
                Sex and debauchery in public schools
                Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

                Comment

                • James Hutchins
                  True Christian™
                  Just a Regular Nice Guy
                   
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 29453

                  #38
                  Re: Greetings from Alabama

                  I do not know. All the gum flapping reminds me of this story. Onece upon a Tyne, there was this guy and he told so many lies he spit soda in a stream. This happend at the beach where he was trying to make a new castle.
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • Col. Hank McGuinness
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Jul 2011
                    • 39

                    #39
                    Re: Greetings from Alabama

                    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                    I do not know. All the gum flapping reminds me of this story. Onece upon a Tyne, there was this guy and he told so many lies he spit soda in a stream. This happend at the beach where he was trying to make a new castle.
                    Esteemed forum peer,

                    This story sounds familiar, is it something I may have heard at preaching?

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                    • landoverlover
                      Also loves Jesus and America
                      True Christian™
                      • Jul 2010
                      • 828

                      #40
                      Re: Greetings from Alabama

                      Originally posted by Col. Hank McGuinness View Post
                      Esteemed forum peer,

                      This story sounds familiar, is it something I may have heard at preaching?
                      No way you are a "peer" of Brother Hutchins.

                      Did you used to be a commercial pilot, perhaps?
                      Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.

                      2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.



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                      Good Enough For JESUS....Good Enough For Me !!

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