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  • Pastor Billy-Reuben
    Senior Pastor
    VP of Evangelical Outreach
    On FIRE for Jesus
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 5812
    #16
    Re: Be nice to Handofgod, he has amnesia

    @handofgod

    The jig is up. We know that you are a once-a-month-bathing European who downloads illegal music and porn videos from Pirate Bay. Casting aspersions on a good Christian like Bobby Joe is not going to take the spotlight off of you.

    Pastor Billy-Reuben
    Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

    ✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
    Trump / Arpaio 2016 -- The Government We Deserve
    #ChristianLivesMatter

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      • The Absurdist
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        • Jan 2008
        • 100
        #17
        Re: John McCain is a Liberal

        Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
        Godly point. Voting for anyone but McCain is blaspheme against the Holy Spirit; instant damnation with out forgiveness pure and simple.

        The choice is your's McCain and life eternal or the other candidates and Hell.
        Still in contradiction with your signature my friend. Don't think that'll be turned to silence that way, sorry.
        Søren Kierkegaard: "The Absurd, or to act by virtue of the absurd, is to act upon faith ... I must act, but reflection has closed the road so I take one of the possibilities and say: This is what I do, I cannot do otherwise because I am brought to a standstill by my powers of reflection."

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          • Bobby-Joe
            Landover Security Superviser
            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 18405
            #18
            Re: John McCain is a Liberal

            Originally posted by The Absurdist View Post
            Still in contradiction with your signature my friend. Don't think that'll be turned to silence that way, sorry.
            Your' quote fishing doesn't impress me. Those words were obviously taken out of context.

            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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              • The Absurdist
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                • Jan 2008
                • 100
                #19
                Re: John McCain is a Liberal

                Lol this is an absurd parody of the reality. Its half funny at this point.
                Søren Kierkegaard: "The Absurd, or to act by virtue of the absurd, is to act upon faith ... I must act, but reflection has closed the road so I take one of the possibilities and say: This is what I do, I cannot do otherwise because I am brought to a standstill by my powers of reflection."

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                  • Bobby-Joe
                    Landover Security Superviser
                    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 18405
                    #20
                    Re: John McCain is a Liberal

                    Originally posted by The Absurdist View Post
                    Lol this is an absurd divine revelation of the reality. Its half funny at this point.
                    We have this thing called Tabor's law here. It goes.

                    Tabor's Law;
                    When an atheist loses an argument with a theist they accuse the theist of joking.
                    I invoke Tabor's Law here, you have lost your argument with me Absurdist.

                    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                      • The Absurdist
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                        • Jan 2008
                        • 100
                        #21
                        Re: John McCain is a Liberal

                        What about the fact that you erase some of my question, instead of getting aside and picking an answer that is not even half in relation with the original question?
                        Søren Kierkegaard: "The Absurd, or to act by virtue of the absurd, is to act upon faith ... I must act, but reflection has closed the road so I take one of the possibilities and say: This is what I do, I cannot do otherwise because I am brought to a standstill by my powers of reflection."

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                          • The Absurdist
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                            • Jan 2008
                            • 100
                            #22
                            Re: Be nice to Handofgod and Absurdist, they have amnesia

                            I don't get were I inherit this losse of point in my last reply
                            Søren Kierkegaard: "The Absurd, or to act by virtue of the absurd, is to act upon faith ... I must act, but reflection has closed the road so I take one of the possibilities and say: This is what I do, I cannot do otherwise because I am brought to a standstill by my powers of reflection."

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                              • Bobby-Joe
                                Landover Security Superviser
                                Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 18405
                                #23
                                Re: John McCain is a Liberal

                                Originally posted by The Absurdist View Post
                                What about the fact that you erase some of my question, instead of getting aside and picking an answer that is not even half in relation with the original question?
                                You're comment was deleted because it was more of that atheist lying nonsense about Landover being some kind of joke. We frankly find those comments offensive and unacceptable.

                                Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                                Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                                  • Ezekiel Bathfire
                                    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                                    Christ's Rottweiler
                                     
                                    • Jan 2008
                                    • 22938
                                    #24
                                    Re: John McCain is a Liberal

                                    Originally posted by handofgod View Post
                                    What if I gave you the actual link to the topic?

                                    About reading ungodly books. - The Landover Baptist Church Forum
                                    http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=135908
                                    A Christian Help Forum led by Sister Daisy Mae Johnson. Warning! Sometimes the Lord's advice is a hard pill to swallow.


                                    It's a little bit down.

                                    And the second link is provided by google. It's not a picture.

                                    It seems like Jesus is one my side today!

                                    Praise Jesus!
                                    Is this the sort of thing you mean?
                                    Last edited by Ezekiel Bathfire; 04-11-2008, 01:25 AM.
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                                    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                                    Author of such illuminating essays as,
                                    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                                      • Ezekiel Bathfire
                                        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                                        Christ's Rottweiler
                                         
                                        • Jan 2008
                                        • 22938
                                        #25
                                        Re: Be nice to Handofgod and Absurdist, they have amnesia

                                        Struggling with a picture, my computer is possessed...
                                        Last edited by Ezekiel Bathfire; 04-11-2008, 01:25 AM.
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                                        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                                        Author of such illuminating essays as,
                                        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                                          • handofgod
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                                            • Jan 2008
                                            • 76
                                            #26
                                            Re: Be nice to Handofgod and Absurdist, they have amnesia

                                            Oké, this is absurd...

                                            You people are doomed! Please I beg you! turn around before it's too late! You can still save yourself!
                                            When our enemies strike us, we must not retaliate; we must even turn the other cheek. And we must forigve -- not seven times, but seventy times seven.

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                                              • handofgod
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                                                • Jan 2008
                                                • 76
                                                #27
                                                Re: Be nice to Handofgod and Absurdist, they have amnesia

                                                And here to translate what the belgium man sad:
                                                ATTENTION ONLY FOR STRONG TRUE CHRISTIANS!















                                                "like hitting the drums with a penis"

                                                I'm terrible offendid by this and I would like to sue you guys. How do I do this? You are american so you should know this. Please tell me. I just had to go outside and take a ten minut walk because my eyes felt like they were bleeding.
                                                When our enemies strike us, we must not retaliate; we must even turn the other cheek. And we must forigve -- not seven times, but seventy times seven.

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                                                  • Bobby-Joe
                                                    Landover Security Superviser
                                                    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                                    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 18405
                                                    #28
                                                    Re: Be nice to Handofgod and Absurdist, they have amnesia

                                                    Originally posted by handofdog View Post
                                                    I'm terrible offendid by this and I would like to sue you guys. How do I do this? You are american so you should know this. Please tell me. I just had to go outside and take a ten minut walk because my eyes felt like they were bleeding.
                                                    Sue us for what? Are you on drugs?

                                                    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                                                    Hot Must ReadThreads!


                                                    Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                                                      • handofgod
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                                                        • Jan 2008
                                                        • 76
                                                        #29
                                                        Re: Be nice to Handofgod and Absurdist, they have amnesia

                                                        Thanks for making this special topic for us! I realy apreciate it!

                                                        You can see my reason in my post. Or do you suffer from temporary blindness? It's just a question, i'm not accusing you. I'm sorry if i'm wrong.

                                                        And a theist just says: I don't take no word from no goddamn liberal communist!!! when he's losing an argument. Or he says he's downloading stuff, and there for his argument is not true. How do you call that?
                                                        When our enemies strike us, we must not retaliate; we must even turn the other cheek. And we must forigve -- not seven times, but seventy times seven.

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                                                          • Brother Temperance
                                                            Senior Usher
                                                            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                                            A very nice young man
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 15621
                                                            #30
                                                            Re: Be nice to Handofgod and Absurdist, they have amnesia

                                                            Originally posted by handofgod View Post
                                                            And a theist just says: I don't take no word from no goddamn liberal communist!!! when he's losing an argument. Or he says he's downloading stuff, and there for his argument is not true. How do you call that?
                                                            Friend, when has any Christian on this board said that they're illegally downloading stuff?
                                                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                                            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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