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  • Dan U. Holier
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2011
    • 1180

    #1

    A man with a mission: exposing travesty of the so-called “sci

    My name is Dan U. Holier; I’m redeemed ex-Catholic that adopted True Christian faith, residing in the most hostile environment you can imagine, Central Europe at the moment; thus forgive me for my rusty English, please.

    Now, let’s go straight to the point: a sane person cannot have any doubt that the Earth is flat, as proven by the Holy Bible:

    “And after these things I saw four angels standing on four corners of the earth, holding the four winds of the earth, that the wind should not blow on the earth, nor on the sea, nor on any tree.” (Revelation 7:1)

    “That it might take hold of the ends of the earth, that the wicked might be shaken out of it?” (Job 38:13)

    A globe cannot have corners or ends, right? There is no doubt about that in my heart, nevertheless…

    I’m setting up an expedition to the edge of the flat earth to prove once and for all the Earth is not a globe and expose travesty of the so-called “science” and its preposterous “theories”. I intend to document a wall of ice, a cliff and a void, or the surface of the firmament or whatever the good Lord put there.

    Does anybody want to contribute to the mission, share some True Christian wisdom with me or at least give me a heads-up?

    God bless you all.
    Dan U. Holier
    Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


    ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)
  • Stewart Pid
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jul 2011
    • 10

    #2
    Re: A man with a mission: exposing travesty of the so-called “sci

    Originally posted by Dan U. Holier View Post
    My name is Dan U. Holier; I’m redeemed ex-Catholic that adopted True Christian faith, residing in the most hostile environment you can imagine, Central Europe at the moment; thus forgive me for my rusty English, please.

    Now, let’s go straight to the point: a sane person cannot have any doubt that the Earth is flat, as proven by the Holy Bible:

    “And after these things I saw four angels standing on four corners of the earth, holding the four winds of the earth, that the wind should not blow on the earth, nor on the sea, nor on any tree.” (Revelation 7:1)

    “That it might take hold of the ends of the earth, that the wicked might be shaken out of it?” (Job 38:13)

    A globe cannot have corners or ends, right? There is no doubt about that in my heart, nevertheless…

    I’m setting up an expedition to the edge of the flat earth to prove once and for all the Earth is not a globe and expose travesty of the so-called “science” and its preposterous “theories”. I intend to document a wall of ice, a cliff and a void, or the surface of the firmament or whatever the good Lord put there.

    Does anybody want to contribute to the mission, share some True Christian wisdom with me or at least give me a heads-up?

    God bless you all.
    Dan U. Holier
    Why is that necessary? Why do you want to proof them non-believers the earth is flat? As you stated: it is clear the earth is flat. The Bible says so! Let them non-believers proof the earth isn't flat. The burden is upon them, not upon True Christians. They know the Truth.

    Bless,

    Stu

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    • Faith_Machine
      Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Mar 2011
      • 10050

      #3
      Re: A man with a mission: exposing travesty of the so-called “sci

      Dan, I don't quite understand the physics involved, but I believe Landover's researchers have asserted that it is not possible for us to travel to the ends of the Earth in the manner you describe. I believe if you attempted to do so, you'd be forced to travel a path that curved in such a way as to almost create the illusion of the Earth being a sphere.

      I hope you'll forgive me for not being able to elaborate, but I'm dealing with some crazy neighbors at the moment. Hopefully somebody here can point you to the relevant discussion threads.
      WARNING:
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      REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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      • Dan U. Holier
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Jul 2011
        • 1180

        #4
        Re: A man with a mission: exposing travesty of the so-called “sci

        Originally posted by Stewart Pid View Post
        Why is that necessary? Why do you want to proof them non-believers the earth is flat? As you stated: it is clear the earth is flat. The Bible says so! Let them non-believers proof the earth isn't flat. The burden is upon them, not upon True Christians. They know the Truth.

        Bless,

        Stu
        Because True Christians™ need to fight for the Truth to prevail and not let atheists, agnostics, catholics, mooslins, new-agers and the rest of the scum – to believe what the devil wants them to believe. The world is turned into unholy place because of lukewarm like “Christians” without zeal and passion - in my humble opinion.

        Godspeed.
        Dan M. Holier
        Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


        ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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        • Dan U. Holier
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Jul 2011
          • 1180

          #5
          Re: A man with a mission: exposing travesty of the so-called “sci

          Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
          Dan, I don't quite understand the physics involved, but I believe Landover's researchers have asserted that it is not possible for us to travel to the ends of the Earth in the manner you describe. I believe if you attempted to do so, you'd be forced to travel a path that curved in such a way as to almost create the illusion of the Earth being a sphere.

          I hope you'll forgive me for not being able to elaborate, but I'm dealing with some crazy neighbors at the moment. Hopefully somebody here can point you to the relevant discussion threads.
          Mr. Machine, thank you for sharing the True Christian™ wisdom with me.

          Does the above mentioned “physics” involve the unholy one and his deluded minions murdering True Christians™ - like Robert Scott, Roald Amundsen and the whole crew of the Franklin Expedition - trying to tell the Truth® to the world?
          Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


          ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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          • Stewart Pid
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Jul 2011
            • 10

            #6
            Re: A man with a mission: exposing travesty of the so-called “sci

            Originally posted by Dan U. Holier View Post
            Because True Christians™ need to fight for the Truth to prevail and not let atheists, agnostics, catholics, mooslins, new-agers and the rest of the scum – to believe what the devil wants them to believe. The world is turned into unholy place because of lukewarm like “Christians” without zeal and passion - in my humble opinion.

            Godspeed.
            Dan M. Holier
            In my opinion, truth never needs to be proved. Because when truth is challenged, it leads to waste talk and arguments because no one is willing to listen. Exactly what most people try to do on this Godly forum.
            Challenging the truth. Really stupid. Truth is truth and it remains unaffected. As much as you want to challenge it.

            Bless,

            Stu

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            • Dan U. Holier
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Jul 2011
              • 1180

              #7
              Re: A man with a mission: exposing travesty of the so-called “sci

              Originally posted by Stewart Pid View Post
              In my opinion, truth never needs to be proved. Because when truth is challenged, it leads to waste talk and arguments because no one is willing to listen. Exactly what most people try to do on this Godly forum.
              Challenging the truth. Really stupid. Truth is truth and it remains unaffected. As much as you want to challenge it.

              Bless,

              Stu
              Mr. Pid, without doubt about sincerity of your True Christian™ faith and with due respect; I beg to differ:

              http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=45427

              A senior member of this honorable, God-fearing community has to – unfortunately – shovel the Truth® down the throats of soulless, ignorant masses.

              God bless
              Dan U. Holier.
              Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


              ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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              • Stewart Pid
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Jul 2011
                • 10

                #8
                Re: A man with a mission: exposing travesty of the so-called “sci

                Originally posted by Dan U. Holier View Post
                Thank you for showing me this Godly post, Mr. Dan! Such simple experiments anyone can do.
                I hope this helped some atheistic empricists to see the Truth®.
                It saddens me however that the Bible isn't enough for these people to see the Truth®.

                Bless,

                Stu

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                • Redeemed Papist
                  Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                  True Christian™
                  • Jul 2011
                  • 10409

                  #9
                  Re: A man with a mission: exposing travesty of the so-called “sci

                  Why does this person want to find proof of something in the Bible? What's the point. Just read.
                  sigpic
                  Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                  John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                  Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                  The truth about volcanos
                  Sex and debauchery in public schools
                  Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                  God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                  Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                  • Dan U. Holier
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Jul 2011
                    • 1180

                    #10
                    Re: A man with a mission: exposing travesty of the so-called “sci

                    Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                    Why does this person want to find proof of something in the Bible? What's the point. Just read.
                    Let me repeat: the Holy Bible is the only Truth® I need and the only book I read. I’m trying to follow an example of a senior member of this honorable community, Rev. Jim Osborne at proving the Biblical Truth® to soulless, ignorant masses empirically.
                    Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


                    ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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                    • Redeemed Papist
                      Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                      True Christian™
                      • Jul 2011
                      • 10409

                      #11
                      Re: A man with a mission: exposing travesty of the so-called “sci

                      So why go to any effort to prove it?

                      I’m setting up an expedition to the edge of the flat earth to prove once and for all the Earth is not a globe and expose travesty of the so-called “science” and its preposterous “theories”. I intend to document a wall of ice, a cliff and a void, or the surface of the firmament or whatever the good Lord put there.
                      Why is this necessary?
                      sigpic
                      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                      The truth about volcanos
                      Sex and debauchery in public schools
                      Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                      Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                      • Dan U. Holier
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Jul 2011
                        • 1180

                        #12
                        Re: A man with a mission: exposing travesty of the so-called “sci

                        How about the spiritual experience of the journey in His name? Imagine a group of young, adventurous men, united in the True Christian™ faith, cruising for months toward their destination, reciting selected Biblical quotes and, potentially, taking care for each others’ colonic demons.

                        If THIS doesn’t convince you, then I just don’t know what else to say…

                        Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


                        ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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                        • Dan U. Holier
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Jul 2011
                          • 1180

                          #13
                          Re: A man with a mission: exposing travesty of the so-called “sci

                          Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                          So why go to any effort to prove it?

                          Why is this necessary?
                          I’ve already replied , even twice.
                          Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


                          ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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                          • Redeemed Papist
                            Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                            True Christian™
                            • Jul 2011
                            • 10409

                            #14
                            Re: A man with a mission: exposing travesty of the so-called “sci

                            And none of your replies make sense.

                            I can prove everything you're setting out to prove with your trollish fake christian expedition by opening one book.
                            sigpic
                            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                            The truth about volcanos
                            Sex and debauchery in public schools
                            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

                            Comment

                            • Dan U. Holier
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Jul 2011
                              • 1180

                              #15
                              Re: A man with a mission: exposing travesty of the so-called “sci

                              Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                              And none of your replies make sense.

                              I can prove everything you're setting out to prove with your trollish fake christian expedition by opening one book.
                              I’ll ignore your preposterous insinuations - which are, IMHO, disrespectful toward senior members of this community as well. You don’t need to prove me anything, son; I know the Truth®.

                              Don’t you think that True Christians™ should fight for the Truth® to prevail and not let soulless, ignorant masses to believe whatever they and the devil wants them to believe? Are you, by some chance, advocating the unholy 1st Amendment “rights”, here?
                              Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


                              ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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