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  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22380

    #16
    Re: swedish christian

    Swedish is not a language, it is a practical joke. Unless they now claim "Börk Börk Börk" actually means something.

    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • Faith_Machine
      Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Mar 2011
      • 10050

      #17
      Re: swedish christian

      In all fairness, there's a lot to be said for the Swedes. For example, they're not Puerto Rican.
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      • Swedishchristian79
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Aug 2011
        • 22

        #18
        Re: swedish christian

        i do feel sorry for you all, you all know what happens when you are misled and misguided by false prophets like your leader must be. You do not follow Jesus, you obiously follow the antichrist. It becomes more and more apparent.

        You guys are not a church you are a sect. And you are all misled. I pray you will open your eyes and see that.

        Funny thing is that all sects always claim to be Gods favourite church and Gods favourite people, and they always claim that whoever dont pay their fees to that pertucular church is doomed. You have all been misled and you need to repent.

        And to that moron who says swedish is not a language, I feel sorry for you if you think the swedish chef in the muppets acually speaks swedish. I guess that you have never learned much in school about other countries, I would not be surprised if you couldnt find Canada on a map.

        May God bless you all and I hope you can find the strength to open your eyes, because they are clearly blocked by someone other than God.

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        • Zechariah Smyth
          Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
          True Christian™
          • Feb 2011
          • 15251

          #19
          Re: swedish christian

          Originally posted by Swedishchristian79 View Post
          *** goodbye cruel world ***
          Please point out to me where any True Christian™ has made a theological comment that is not supported by Scripture.

          Better yet: send it to a Pastor, and they will be righteously rebuked.



          Yours in Christ,

          Z. Smyth
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          • Swedishchristian79
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Aug 2011
            • 22

            #20
            Re: swedish christian

            if you read the thread where they "mention reasons why God hates Sweden" and ponder why God would hate a country for those reasons mentioned? First of all there was not one single accurate accusation of sweden, Not one. Exept for the science conducted in the 40ies. And if God would hate Sweden just because you guys says so, for made up reasons then you all are mormons.

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            • Zechariah Smyth
              Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
              True Christian™
              • Feb 2011
              • 15251

              #21
              Re: swedish christian

              Originally posted by Swedishchristian79 View Post
              if you read the thread where they "mention reasons why God hates Sweden" and ponder why God would hate a country for those reasons mentioned? First of all there was not one single accurate accusation of sweden, Not one. Exept for the science conducted in the 40ies. And if God would hate Sweden just because you guys says so, for made up reasons then you all are mormons.
              Mormons?



              We are Baptists, friend. I assure you, no True Christian(tm) wears magic underwear, thinks they will rule a planet after they die, or has more than one wife (at a time).

              YiC,

              Z. Smyth
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              • Alphonse Alban
                Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                 
                • Feb 2011
                • 5724

                #22
                Re: swedish christian

                Originally posted by Swedishchristian79 View Post
                I just joined in order to discuss the racism directed to my country
                I find this remark very arrogant and rude. There has not been any kind of racism directed to your blubber eating countrymen. In fact, we are very concerned about Eskimos of Scandinavistan.

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                • Faith_Machine
                  Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Mar 2011
                  • 10050

                  #23
                  Re: swedish christian

                  Originally posted by Swedishchristian79 View Post
                  And to that mormon who says swedish is not a language, I feel sorry for you...
                  Well I see that you've been banned, which is probably for your own good, but hopefully you're still here reading this. Listen friend, I come from a long line of Swedes on my father's side of the family. Minnesota Lutherans, to be precise. I had lots and lots of Swedish relatives that I met when I was growing up, people with crazy names like Margott and Ingot and Iner.

                  And you know what? Though plenty of them spoke with Swedish accents, I can not remember one instance of any of them ever actually speaking to me in Swedish.

                  Do you know why that is?

                  It's because SWEDISH IS NOT A LANGUAGE!
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                  • Ezekiel Bathfire
                    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                    Christ's Rottweiler
                     
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 22938

                    #24
                    Re: swedish christian

                    Originally posted by Swedishchristian79 View Post
                    And to that mormon who says swedish is not a language,
                    It's not. I was in Oslo for a week and everyone I spoke to spoke English! Oh yes, when they know your listening, they make noises like the Swedish Chef and pretend to speak some Godforsaken language, but you offer to buy one of their beers or factories and the American slips out straight away.

                    Sister Daisie-Mae went to Sweden too - she went all the way to North Cape and she said that everyone spoke American - even those that weren't on the tour-bus!

                    I think all Swedes are liars - and God hates liars.
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