Greetings brothers in Christ!

[Beamofhope]

I first of want to point out that I am ever so overjoyed to find out that there are still sane people out there in the world! I myself spent endless nights praying to our LORD that he'd provide me with an at least small amount of people that are sane!

I myself sadly live in the country of whoremongers, Sweden. I am so ashamed that I've been born in this disgusting liberal country, that i pray to the lord that he'll provide me with help to one day move to the U.S.

My name is Marco and I am a proud christian! I usually throw stones into phone marketing buildings since i know they work on sundays, i hate faggots & anything else that is ungodly. I am saving myself for marriage and hopefully i'll find a submissive woman who knows her place once i move to the U.S.

I wish to read more of your posts up here, and i'll pray for all of you good christians out there!

Yours in Christ -- Marco.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Greetings brothers in Christ!

What's with this sudden invasion of cuckoo clock fetishists?

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Greetings brothers in Christ!

Coincidence?

http://www.trollspotters.com/

I think not.

[Beamofhope]

Re: Greetings brothers in Christ!

What's with this sudden invasion of cuckoo clock fetishists?

My friend, would you please enlighten me on what a cuckoo clock fetishit is? Thank you

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Greetings brothers in Christ!

Also why do you think you impress anyone here by hating the gays? Nobody hates the gays in here - we hate the gayness and want to purge it from their very bodies in order to save their souls. That's not hatred of people - it's hatred of sin. Are you some sort of twisted person?

Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

Also how many sons has your wife borne for Jesus? What kind of pie does she make for you?

[Beamofhope]

Re: Greetings brothers in Christ!

Also why do you think you impress anyone here by hating the gays? Nobody hates the gays in here - we hate the gayness and want to purge it from their very bodies in order to save their souls. That's not hatred. Are you some sort of twisted person?

Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

Also how many sons has your wife borne for Jesus? What kind of pie does she make for you?

I am deeply sorry for using the wrong words on hating homosexuals. I meant as in that i hate the homosexual lifestyle (language barrier.)

I am a lutheran Christian ( and a proud one! )

My favourite bible verse is: Ezekiel 23: 19-21

I do state that I still haven't found a suitable female here in this disgusting country i live in, since everyone here is a disgusting femnazi, liberal and "indipendent" demon spawn.

I came to find jesus when I inherited a king james bible from my dead grandpa who lived in Hueston Texas.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Greetings brothers in Christ!

I am a lutheran Christian ( and a proud one! )

Lutherans have lesbians in positions of authority. Lesbians, as you know, are both female and homosexual. This is unacceptable, and anybody who associates with lesbians deserves to die. How much worse then for those who turn to lesbians for spiritual wisdom? Woe unto you, Lutheran lesbo enabler.

Romans 1:26-27,32
26For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
27And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
32Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Greetings brothers in Christ!

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