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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #16
    Re: Hi!

    Originally posted by Fin_in_here View Post
    Thanks that helps.

    So if Adam and Eve were the 1st two humans on this planet and they had two sons how did they make more chindren?
    We don't appreciate this line of questioning, Bjorn. I thought you said you were a Christian.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Fin_in_here
      Unsaved trash
      Under Investigation
      • Aug 2011
      • 10

      #17
      Re: Hi!

      Ok this site isn't quite what I expected. A bit too narrow-minded for me.

      How do I delete my profile?

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #18
        Re: Hi!

        Originally posted by Fin_in_here View Post
        Ok this site isn't quite what I expected. A bit too narrow-minded for me.

        How do I delete my profile?
        Dear Hatemonger;

        I'm sorry, but it is our policy NEVER to remove the account of an unsaved fool. Your belligerent hatemongering will remain for future unsaved scum to see and learn from for all eternity (or until Jesus returns to slay most of the earth, whichever comes first).

        Jesus called you here for a reason, so you might rethink your selfish tantrum and stick around.

        If you'd really like to remove yourself from our Godly forum, all you need to do is to click on that tiny red "x" in the upper righthand corner of your computer screen. Then close your computer, stand up, and walk away.

        YIC,

        --Pastor Ezekiel
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • James Hutchins
          True Christian™
          Just a Regular Nice Guy
           
          • Jun 2009
          • 29453

          #19
          Re: Hi!

          Originally posted by Fin_in_here View Post
          Ok this site isn't quite what I expected. A bit too narrow-minded for me.

          How do I delete my profile?
          The Truth is never narrow minded. Accepting the love of God requires an incredibly split wide open mind.
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • Fin_in_here
            Unsaved trash
            Under Investigation
            • Aug 2011
            • 10

            #20
            Re: Hi!

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Dear Hatemonger;

            I'm sorry, but it is our policy NEVER to remove the account of an unsaved fool. Your belligerent hatemongering will remain for future unsaved scum to see and learn from for all eternity (or until Jesus returns to slay most of the earth, whichever comes first).

            Jesus called you here for a reason, so you might rethink your selfish tantrum and stick around.

            If you'd really like to remove yourself from our Godly forum, all you need to do is to click on that tiny red "x" in the upper righthand corner of your computer screen. Then close your computer, stand up, and walk away.

            YIC,--Pastor Ezekiel
            I'm using a Mac so i don't have a red x on my computer but thansk anyway

            Btw how exactly am I a hatemonger? We have some diffeneces in opinion but never have I done something to insult you or something like that

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #21
              Re: Hi!

              Originally posted by Fin_in_here View Post
              I'm using a Mac so i don't have a red x on my computer but thansk anyway

              Btw how exactly am I a hatemonger? We have some diffeneces in opinion but never have I done something to insult you or something like that
              You've been spewing hatred and mocking God ever since you logged on here. You drooling eskimo savages are notorious for being hatemongers.

              Enjoy hell, Nanook.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Nobar King
                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                Christ's Guardian
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2007
                • 23748

                #22
                Re: Hi!

                I saw a Macintosher recently and it had a red X, although to be fair it was on the left side and not the right. Just what you would expect from the sinister programmers at apple.
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • Fin_in_here
                  Unsaved trash
                  Under Investigation
                  • Aug 2011
                  • 10

                  #23
                  Re: Hi!

                  Asking questions is not insulting, it's lack of knowledge.
                  Sorry if you misunderstood

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                  • John Scopes
                    Unsaved Trash, Monkey worshiping Darwinista
                    • Sep 2009
                    • 666

                    #24
                    Re: Hi!

                    Originally posted by Fin_in_here View Post
                    Thanks that helps.

                    So if Adam and Eve were the 1st two humans on this planet and they had two sons how did they make more chindren?
                    You seem confused in what may be an innocent way borne of ignorance. All humans are descended from a mitochondrial matriarch in Africa millenia ago. What mates she may have had are lost to history.
                    sigpic
                    “Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge: it is those who know little, and not those who know much, who so positively assert that this or that problem will never be solved by science.” Charles Darwin The Descent of Man (1871)

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                    • Faith_Machine
                      Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Mar 2011
                      • 10050

                      #25
                      Re: Hi!

                      Originally posted by Fin_in_here View Post
                      I'm using a Mac...

                      Do you also sit down to pee?
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                      • Faith_Machine
                        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Mar 2011
                        • 10050

                        #26
                        Re: Hi!

                        Originally posted by Fin_in_here View Post
                        Thanks that helps.

                        So if Adam and Eve were the 1st two humans on this planet and they had two sons how did they make more chindren?
                        This is a non-issue, as God has provided a way.
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                        In accordance with article 7 of the Swaggart Amendment to the Landover Baptist Church Constitution, you are hereby notified that this forum user is a
                        REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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                        • Deaner
                          Christ's Love Messenger
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 5932

                          #27
                          Re: Hi!

                          Originally posted by Fin_in_here View Post
                          How do I delete my profile?
                          Get on your knees and apologize to Jesus and to all the members of Landover you have insulted with you lies and hatred. A 500 word essay should suffice. Make it sincere and grovel. Tell us how much you love us and how much you hate yourself. We'll give that a try first. If it doesn't work we will think of something else. On your knees homer.

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                          • Redeemed Papist
                            Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                            True Christian™
                            • Jul 2011
                            • 10409

                            #28
                            Re: Hi!

                            Ooh I can't quite figure out what this troll is doing. It's too subtle for my mind.
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                            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                            The truth about volcanos
                            Sex and debauchery in public schools
                            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                            • Billy Bob Jenkins
                              Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                              About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                              Hates anal sex. And trees.
                              True Christian™
                              • May 2010
                              • 8337

                              #29
                              Re: Hi!

                              Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                              Ooh I can't quite figure out what this troll is doing. It's too subtle for my mind.
                              Genesis 3:1

                              1Now the serpent was more subtil than any beast of the field which the LORD God had made. And he said unto the woman, Yea, hath God said, Ye shall not eat of every tree of the garden?


                              I too am a simple sort of man, and do not go for the mind games that unsaved trash play.

                              I think perhaps his goal is to entice us into anger, by feigning unrealistic stupidity.
                              The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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