[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hi!

Thanks that helps.

So if Adam and Eve were the 1st two humans on this planet and they had two sons how did they make more chindren?

We don't appreciate this line of questioning, Bjorn. I thought you said you were a Christian.

[Fin_in_here]

Re: Hi!

Ok this site isn't quite what I expected. A bit too narrow-minded for me.

How do I delete my profile?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hi!

Ok this site isn't quite what I expected. A bit too narrow-minded for me.

How do I delete my profile?

Dear Hatemonger;

I'm sorry, but it is our policy NEVER to remove the account of an unsaved fool. Your belligerent hatemongering will remain for future unsaved scum to see and learn from for all eternity (or until Jesus returns to slay most of the earth, whichever comes first).

Jesus called you here for a reason, so you might rethink your selfish tantrum and stick around.

If you'd really like to remove yourself from our Godly forum, all you need to do is to click on that tiny red "x" in the upper righthand corner of your computer screen. Then close your computer, stand up, and walk away.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hi!

Ok this site isn't quite what I expected. A bit too narrow-minded for me.

How do I delete my profile?

The Truth is never narrow minded. Accepting the love of God requires an incredibly split wide open mind.

[Fin_in_here]

Re: Hi!

Dear Hatemonger;

I'm sorry, but it is our policy NEVER to remove the account of an unsaved fool. Your belligerent hatemongering will remain for future unsaved scum to see and learn from for all eternity (or until Jesus returns to slay most of the earth, whichever comes first).

Jesus called you here for a reason, so you might rethink your selfish tantrum and stick around.

If you'd really like to remove yourself from our Godly forum, all you need to do is to click on that tiny red "x" in the upper righthand corner of your computer screen. Then close your computer, stand up, and walk away.

YIC,--Pastor Ezekiel

I'm using a Mac so i don't have a red x on my computer but thansk anyway

Btw how exactly am I a hatemonger? We have some diffeneces in opinion but never have I done something to insult you or something like that

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hi!

I'm using a Mac so i don't have a red x on my computer but thansk anyway

Btw how exactly am I a hatemonger? We have some diffeneces in opinion but never have I done something to insult you or something like that

You've been spewing hatred and mocking God ever since you logged on here. You drooling eskimo savages are notorious for being hatemongers.

Enjoy hell, Nanook.

[Nobar King]

Re: Hi!

I saw a Macintosher recently and it had a red X, although to be fair it was on the left side and not the right. Just what you would expect from the sinister programmers at apple.

[Fin_in_here]

Re: Hi!

Asking questions is not insulting, it's lack of knowledge.
Sorry if you misunderstood

[John Scopes]

Re: Hi!

Thanks that helps.

So if Adam and Eve were the 1st two humans on this planet and they had two sons how did they make more chindren?

You seem confused in what may be an innocent way borne of ignorance. All humans are descended from a mitochondrial matriarch in Africa millenia ago. What mates she may have had are lost to history.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hi!

I'm using a Mac...

Do you also sit down to pee?

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hi!

Thanks that helps.

So if Adam and Eve were the 1st two humans on this planet and they had two sons how did they make more chindren?

This is a non-issue, as God has provided a way.

[Deaner]

Re: Hi!

How do I delete my profile?

Get on your knees and apologize to Jesus and to all the members of Landover you have insulted with you lies and hatred. A 500 word essay should suffice. Make it sincere and grovel. Tell us how much you love us and how much you hate yourself. We'll give that a try first. If it doesn't work we will think of something else. On your knees homer.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Hi!

Ooh I can't quite figure out what this troll is doing. It's too subtle for my mind.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Hi!

Ooh I can't quite figure out what this troll is doing. It's too subtle for my mind.

Genesis 3:1

1Now the serpent was more subtil than any beast of the field which the LORD God had made. And he said unto the woman, Yea, hath God said, Ye shall not eat of every tree of the garden?


I too am a simple sort of man, and do not go for the mind games that unsaved trash play.

I think perhaps his goal is to entice us into anger, by feigning unrealistic stupidity.