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  • #16
    Re: cursed from birth

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    No, God made you the way you are. Don't make it sound like an accident.




    How about "it?" That's what I was thinking...




    You have a point there, but Jesus, you're a walking freakshow. Do you sell pictures of your junk to perverts to pay your way through college?
    I don't think it was an accident. I know God hates me and made me this way.

    It is perfectly fine.

    No I keep my private parts to myself. Also I go to a public high school.

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    • #17
      Re: cursed from birth

      I humbly submit to the Pastors that this man/woman/freak of nature fully acknowledges that it is cursed by God. It still seems to have a soul, however.

      I must confess I am at a loss. The malfunction in the privy member is not a wound and it doesn't seem to be a faggot. In most other respects it seems like anyone else afflicted with a curse from God that tries to be saved anyway.

      So should I shun it or not?

      I await your wisdom.
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      • #18
        Re: cursed from birth

        Originally posted by Alex Friederhof View Post
        I don't think it was an accident. I know God hates me and made me this way.

        It is perfectly fine.

        No I keep my private parts to myself. Also I go to a public high school.
        I commend you for accepting the cards you've been dealt with regards to God's wrath!

        This public high school business, however, is very worrisome.

        If any of your teachers try to teach you about "evolution" or birth control, I certainly hope you will stand up in class and loudly rebuke them.

        Also...

        Hmmm...

        I'm guessing for PE class, you get free run of both the girl's and boy's locker rooms and showers? So you have twice as much temptation to fornicate?

        Not good. Your parents should be homeschooling you.
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