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  • Hello elect of God (and reprobate hellbound demons)

    Greetings, I'm new here Landover, my name is Wolfgang Phelps and I grew up in the Westboro Baptist Church!

    Recently I found that my grandfather Fred is a filthy fag loving pervert! So I'm in search of a new church to call home. I hope to make friends with other God Warriors here at Landover!

    Any questions for me?

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    Re: Hello elect of God (and reprobate hellbound demons)

    What pie does your wife bake for you?
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    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
    The truth about volcanos
    Sex and debauchery in public schools
    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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      Re: Hello elect of God (and reprobate hellbound demons)

      I knew Fred was a damned liberals, but I had no idea he was a fag-lover!

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        Re: Hello elect of God (and reprobate hellbound demons)

        Apple Pie

        But only with apples that come from Red States, no filthy dyke loving Washington Apples in this pie.

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          Re: Hello elect of God (and reprobate hellbound demons)

          Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
          I knew Fred was a damned liberals, but I had no idea he was a fag-lover!

          He was watching a Lady Gaga concert on Ellen, and that's when I knew he was a feces eating fag!!!! I had to get away fast before I caught his sickness!

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            Re: Hello elect of God (and reprobate hellbound demons)

            Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
            I knew Fred was a damned liberals, but I had no idea he was a fag-lover!
            Letting women preach in church, in direct contradiction to 1 Timothy 2:11-15, is just a gateway drug to tolerating faggotry. Just look at what happened to the Whiskypalian "church."
            This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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              Re: Hello elect of God (and reprobate hellbound demons)

              Why do you worship an anti-American democrat cult?

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                Re: Hello elect of God (and reprobate hellbound demons)

                why come them queen kissin round tablers in commi england call cigarettes fags?
                Genesis 1:24
                And God said, "Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: livestock, creatures that move along the ground, and wild animals, each according to its kind: and it was so."

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                  Re: Hello elect of God (and reprobate hellbound demons)

                  Originally posted by Proud Faroese View Post
                  Why do you worship an anti-American democrat cult?


                  I have fled from the WBC, and my first task upon leaving was registering as a Republican!

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                    Re: Hello elect of God (and reprobate hellbound demons)

                    Originally posted by Fags Die God Laughs View Post
                    I have fled from the WBC, and my first task upon leaving was registering as a Republican!
                    And why are you a zionist? I know that the joos hates mudslimes just like we do, but we will NEVER forgive what they did to our Lord Jesus Christ

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                      Re: Hello elect of God (and reprobate hellbound demons)

                      Originally posted by Proud Faroese View Post
                      And why are you a zionist? I know that the joos hates mudslimes just like we do, but we will NEVER forgive what they did to our Lord Jesus Christ
                      I hear what you're saying brother, but I'm a Christian Zionist. I fully support the State of Israel. Much better to have the Jews killing ragheads over there, than ragheads coming over here and flying planes into buildings. Plus, Israel must exist so that Jesus can return and then He'll send all the Jews straight to Hell.

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                        Re: Hello elect of God (and reprobate hellbound demons)

                        Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                        I hear what you're saying brother, but I'm a Christian Zionist. I fully support the State of Israel. Much better to have the Jews killing ragheads over there, than ragheads coming over here and flying planes into buildings. Plus, Israel must exist so that Jesus can return and then He'll send all the Jews straight to Hell.
                        Thats good to hear, i also support the State of Israel as The Bible tells us to do so. All Christian Zionists should clarify though that they dont support Jewish religion, just like you did. God Bless Israel as a Jewish state but NOT their religion

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                          Re: Hello elect of God (and reprobate hellbound demons)

                          Originally posted by Proud Faroese View Post
                          Thats good to hear, i also support the State of Israel as The Bible tells us to do so. All Christian Zionists should clarify though that they dont support Jewish religion, just like you did. God Bless Israel as a Jewish state but NOT their religion


                          Jews killed Jesus. God hates jews!


                          Zion is the home of the lord, not filthy jews.

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                            Re: Hello elect of God (and reprobate hellbound demons)

                            Originally posted by Fags Die God Laughs View Post
                            Jews killed Jesus. God hates jews!


                            Zion is the home of the lord, not filthy jews.
                            Do you or do you not support the State of Israel? Answer carefully, boy.

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                              Re: Hello elect of God (and reprobate hellbound demons)

                              This person seems to be a bit fond of yapping without referring to his Bible first.
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                              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                              Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                              The truth about volcanos
                              Sex and debauchery in public schools
                              Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                              God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                              Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

                              Comment

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