Hello elect of God (and reprobate hellbound demons)

[Fags Die God Laughs]

Greetings, I'm new here Landover, my name is Wolfgang Phelps and I grew up in the Westboro Baptist Church!

Recently I found that my grandfather Fred is a filthy fag loving pervert! So I'm in search of a new church to call home. I hope to make friends with other God Warriors here at Landover!

Any questions for me?

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Hello elect of God (and reprobate hellbound demons)

What pie does your wife bake for you?

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Hello elect of God (and reprobate hellbound demons)

I knew Fred was a damned liberals, but I had no idea he was a fag-lover!

[Fags Die God Laughs]

Re: Hello elect of God (and reprobate hellbound demons)

Apple Pie

But only with apples that come from Red States, no filthy dyke loving Washington Apples in this pie.

[Fags Die God Laughs]

Re: Hello elect of God (and reprobate hellbound demons)

I knew Fred was a damned liberals, but I had no idea he was a fag-lover!

He was watching a Lady Gaga concert on Ellen, and that's when I knew he was a feces eating fag!!!! I had to get away fast before I caught his sickness!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Hello elect of God (and reprobate hellbound demons)

I knew Fred was a damned liberals, but I had no idea he was a fag-lover!

Letting women preach in church, in direct contradiction to 1 Timothy 2:11-15, is just a gateway drug to tolerating faggotry. Just look at what happened to the Whiskypalian "church."

[Proud Faroese]

Re: Hello elect of God (and reprobate hellbound demons)

Why do you worship an anti-American democrat cult?

[Humongous]

Re: Hello elect of God (and reprobate hellbound demons)

why come them queen kissin round tablers in commi england call cigarettes fags?

[Fags Die God Laughs]

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Why do you worship an anti-American democrat cult?

I have fled from the WBC, and my first task upon leaving was registering as a Republican!

[Proud Faroese]

Re: Hello elect of God (and reprobate hellbound demons)

I have fled from the WBC, and my first task upon leaving was registering as a Republican!

And why are you a zionist? I know that the joos hates mudslimes just like we do, but we will NEVER forgive what they did to our Lord Jesus Christ

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Hello elect of God (and reprobate hellbound demons)

And why are you a zionist? I know that the joos hates mudslimes just like we do, but we will NEVER forgive what they did to our Lord Jesus Christ

I hear what you're saying brother, but I'm a Christian Zionist. I fully support the State of Israel. Much better to have the Jews killing ragheads over there, than ragheads coming over here and flying planes into buildings. Plus, Israel must exist so that Jesus can return and then He'll send all the Jews straight to Hell.

[Proud Faroese]

Re: Hello elect of God (and reprobate hellbound demons)

I hear what you're saying brother, but I'm a Christian Zionist. I fully support the State of Israel. Much better to have the Jews killing ragheads over there, than ragheads coming over here and flying planes into buildings. Plus, Israel must exist so that Jesus can return and then He'll send all the Jews straight to Hell.

Thats good to hear, i also support the State of Israel as The Bible tells us to do so. All Christian Zionists should clarify though that they dont support Jewish religion, just like you did. God Bless Israel as a Jewish state but NOT their religion

[Fags Die God Laughs]

Re: Hello elect of God (and reprobate hellbound demons)

Thats good to hear, i also support the State of Israel as The Bible tells us to do so. All Christian Zionists should clarify though that they dont support Jewish religion, just like you did. God Bless Israel as a Jewish state but NOT their religion

Jews killed Jesus. God hates jews!


Zion is the home of the lord, not filthy jews.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Hello elect of God (and reprobate hellbound demons)

Jews killed Jesus. God hates jews!


Zion is the home of the lord, not filthy jews.

Do you or do you not support the State of Israel? Answer carefully, boy.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Hello elect of God (and reprobate hellbound demons)

This person seems to be a bit fond of yapping without referring to his Bible first.