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  • FilthyAtheist
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Aug 2011
    • 21

    #1

    Hello

    Hello.

    I am a filthy Atheist. Please convert me.

    Fag loving filth deleted.
    12
    I do, and donate my life to the creator of the universe.
    0%
    10
    No not me. I hate western culture, God and Jesus. I worship Satan and therefore am a queer.
    0%
    2

    The poll is expired.

  • ajroloff the queer
    Unsaved trash, foreign pervert
    • Jul 2011
    • 29

    #2
    Re: Hello

    Ha!

    Nice to met you, I will be the first one to ask, why do you believe in rational thinking instead of letting god do it for you?
    Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
    abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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    • FilthyAtheist
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      Under Investigation
      • Aug 2011
      • 21

      #3
      Re: Hello

      Originally posted by ajroloff the queer View Post
      Ha!

      Nice to met you, I will be the first one to ask, why do you believe in rational thinking instead of letting god do it for you?
      God touches me in bad places.

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      • Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson
        Pastor of Praise and Worship
        A True Christian™ Straight Shooter
        True Christian™
        • Jul 2009
        • 3890

        #4
        Re: Hello

        Son, unfortunately these days, you have to want to be converted. We can no longer force conversions that you can prove.
        Praise and worship with Pastor Will. Services at 9 a.m., 11 a.m. and 6 p.m.


        Contact me. pastorwillsampson at gmail.com

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        • FilthyAtheist
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          Under Investigation
          • Aug 2011
          • 21

          #5
          Re: Hello

          Originally posted by Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson View Post
          Son, unfortunately these days, you have to want to be converted. We can no longer force conversions that you can prove.
          Sir, I believe!

          I BELIEVE!

          PRAISE THE LORD!


          PRAISE THIS GUY: Filth deleted
          PRAISE HIM! HALLELUJAH!

          Oh and praise be upon the one and only true prophet Muhammad too, may Yahweh bless him.

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          • FilthyAtheist
            Unsaved trash
            Under Investigation
            • Aug 2011
            • 21

            #6
            Re: Hello

            Sir may I also respectfully inquire as to why my honestun biased poll was changed to what it is now? What the hell is this? FOX news? God told me last night whilst I was smoking weed that he loves me and my opinion matters more than yours.

            He told me sir. I am a prophet. And you are going to hell if you carry on with your ways of censoring the word of the prophet FilthyAtheist.



            In other news:
            Filth deleted

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            • ajroloff the queer
              Unsaved trash, foreign pervert
              • Jul 2011
              • 29

              #7
              Re: Hello

              Originally posted by FilthyAtheist View Post
              God touches me in bad places.
              You good sir have just made my day! I take my hat off to you...
              Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
              abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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              • Redeemed Papist
                Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                True Christian™
                • Jul 2011
                • 10409

                #8
                Re: Hello

                Funny how kids think they've found a new and original way to be annoying...
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                Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                The truth about volcanos
                Sex and debauchery in public schools
                Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                • Didymus Much
                  Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 14079

                  #9
                  Re: Hello

                  Originally posted by FilthyAtheist
                  ...I am a filthy Atheist. Please convert me...
                  Take a bath and ask again, k?

                  Originally posted by FilthyAtheist View Post
                  ...What the hell is this? FOX news?...
                  Landover's nowhere near as fair and balanced as Fox News.

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                  • Zechariah Smyth
                    Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                    True Christian™
                    • Feb 2011
                    • 15251

                    #10
                    Re: Hello



                    I thought fags were supposed to be creative.

                    (Leviticus 18:22) "Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination."

                    Yours in Christ,

                    Z. Smyth
                    Posted via Mobile Device
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                    • FilthyAtheist
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                      Under Investigation
                      • Aug 2011
                      • 21

                      #11
                      Re: Hello

                      This thread was hilarious whilst it lasted guys. But in the meantime I have taken it up on proving your shockingly ignorant community you got going on here that their beliefs are rather questionable - one infraction at a time.




                      May the lord be with you. Or not.


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                      • Deaner
                        Christ's Love Messenger
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 5932

                        #12
                        Re: Hello

                        Originally posted by FilthyAtheist View Post
                        ... and my opinion matters more than yours.

                        He told me sir.
                        Then you were (as suspected) talking to your father satan. Christ says we are all equal (except for sinning queers and whoever else we can find in the Bible).

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                        • John Scopes
                          Unsaved Trash, Monkey worshiping Darwinista
                          • Sep 2009
                          • 666

                          #13
                          Re: Hello

                          I for one am not quite sure what your point in being here is. You might want to merely observe, take notes, and then write a peer reviewed paper on what you learn in this place.

                          Originally posted by FilthyAtheist View Post
                          This thread was hilarious whilst it lasted guys. But in the meantime I have taken it up on proving your shockingly ignorant community you got going on here that their beliefs are rather questionable - one infraction at a time.




                          May the lord be with you. Or not.


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                          “Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge: it is those who know little, and not those who know much, who so positively assert that this or that problem will never be solved by science.” Charles Darwin The Descent of Man (1871)

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                          • FilthyAtheist
                            Unsaved trash
                            Under Investigation
                            • Aug 2011
                            • 21

                            #14
                            Re: Hello

                            Originally posted by John Scopes View Post
                            I for one am not quite sure what your point in being here is. You might want to merely observe, take notes, and then write a peer reviewed paper on what you learn in this place.
                            Watching them scrape up all the brain cells they have to refute my point with the same damn argument over and over again (The Bible said so dammit!) and then watch them all agree with each other is pretty amusing imo... Especially reading the 'creation' science section... Some of them are dangerously ignorant of real, established scientific fact that it is almost laughable. And they all agree with each other! It's like bloody FOX news- except more fascist.

                            Then you were (as suspected) talking to your father satan. Christ says we are all equal (except for sinning queers and whoever else we can find in the Bible).
                            Well you know, being the Atheist scum I am... I could hardly resist when this guy: asked me to come and chill out in his lava spa whilst we both watched forbidden anti-Christ shows like Family Guy.

                            Me and the Devil have always agreed that this clip sums up you Christians perfectly

                            *gay porn link deleted*

                            I mean it can't be that bad. At least everyone in hell is sane.

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