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  • #16
    Re: The peasant has arrived.

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    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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    The truth about volcanos
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    • #17
      Re: The peasant has arrived.

      Originally posted by Bow&Arrow View Post
      ...And to you Mr Holier I shall do as you suggest and contemplate your words so fare.
      Please, refrain yourself from posting until you’d finish your spiritual homework.

      Then ask not what your Lord can do for you*. Ask what you can do for your Lord.

      *That’s a false dilemma.

      I have a trembling glimpse of hope that you might, some day, somehow realize how wrong you were about our Godly community, give yourself an epic facepalm, say to yourself “Oh God, how stupid I was!” and join us while devotedly shouting “Glory!”

      Tell me when you'd be ready, son. Just shout "Glory!"
      Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


      ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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      • #18
        Re: The peasant has arrived.

        I bow my head in shame.
        This tread was suppose to be where i introduced my self, and after reading my first and following posts I didn't do a fairly good job at it.
        Lets try that one more time.
        Greetings Lords and Ladies of the Landover Baptist Church!
        I call my self Bow&Arrow and have humbly chosen to join you forum community.
        I am 22 years old and live in Denmark. I have had a Protestant-Christian upbringing in a loving family. Through the years I have had contact with several religions both acknowledged and fake ones, and have taken the time to study and understand them.

        I have in all my years believed there was something greater then us, but all religions have their prof of why they are right and others are wrong. So there for I have chosen the middle path, the path of Agnosticism. Here I let my reason and my common sense guide me.

        In my spare time I play computer games, read fiction book, look around the internet and play role-play with my friends.

        First time I encountered Landover Baptist Church it was when a friend showed me Mr Cranky Old Man's "10 reasons why God hates Denmark".

        In the beginning I laughed at the absurdity. Then I began wondering what beliefs and views were behind that thread. After reading some more threads and posts, I thought to my self "These people have the strongest faith I have ever encountered "

        So now I have taken the time to make a user and join your community to speak with and listen to you.
        There! That should clear a few thing up.
        Oh and just because you have this wonderful smiley, I am going to use it at least once.

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        • #19
          Re: The peasant has arrived.

          Originally posted by Bow&Arrow View Post
          ...Then I began wondering what beliefs and views were behind that thread. After reading some more threads and posts, I thought to my self "These people have the strongest faith I have ever encountered "

          So now I have taken the time to make a user and join your community to speak with and listen to you...
          Hmmm... it seems that we’re making some progress here… but I’m still cautious.

          Now you shall follow my footsteps: break up with the Godless habit of being euro trash, set up this Godly site as your home page, get yourself a copy of the Holy KJV.1611 Bible, read it from cover to cover and - of course - accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior; that’s the only way to Salvation™

          Har du fundet, hvad der foregik?
          Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


          ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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          • #20
            Re: The peasant has arrived.

            Originally posted by Dan U. Holier View Post
            Originally Posted by Bow&Arrow
            ...Then I began wondering what beliefs and views were behind that thread. After reading some more threads and posts, I thought to my self "These people have the strongest faith I have ever encountered "

            So now I have taken the time to make a user and join your community to speak with and listen to you...
            Hmmm... it seems that we’re making some progress here… but I’m still cautious.

            Now you shall follow my footsteps: break up with the Godless habit of being euro trash, set up this Godly site as your home page, get yourself a copy of the Holy KJV.1611 Bible, read it from cover to cover and - of course - accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior; that’s the only way to Salvation™

            Har du fundet, hvad der foregik?
            Brother Dan, is there something wrong with your spellchecker? Or is that Denmarkanish?
            YiJC, BS

            II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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            • #21
              Re: The peasant has arrived.

              Originally posted by Bible Student View Post
              Brother Dan, is there something wrong with your spellchecker? Or is that Denmarkanish?
              What?

              Oh God! The demon has possessed my computer! I should’ve never let my wife use it. Let’s pray for it!

              FYI, something is rotten in the state of Denmark.
              Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


              ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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              • #22
                Re: The peasant has arrived.

                Dear Mr Holier
                You are of course allowed your own opinion of my country.

                and Mr Student, as fare as I know of both American and British English, the language from Denmark is spelled "Danish", but again, if you think that its spelled "Denmarkanish" I am not going to correct you any further.

                Now you shall follow my footsteps: break up with the Godless habit of being euro trash, set up this Godly site as your home page, get yourself a copy of the Holy KJV.1611 Bible, read it from cover to cover and - of course - accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior; that’s the only way to Salvation™
                If you don't mind me commenting on a few things in this reply.

                1. What habits are you referring to that are Godless?
                2. Also Mr Holier, I have seen the categorisation "Euro Trash" several times on this forum, and I am curious to why you see Europeans as trash?
                3. I will have to decline on setting this site up as my home page since I use others as part of my daily work.
                4. How much dose a copy of KJV.1611 Bible cost? As I am a student that dose not earn that much and cant afford much.
                5. And lastly I am still a man of pride and principles and will have to be convinced a bit more before I bow down to anyone. But as I said before I am willing to extend a hand and ear.

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                • #23
                  Re: The peasant has arrived.

                  Originally posted by Bow&Arrow View Post
                  Dear Mr Holier
                  You are of course allowed your own opinion of my country.

                  and Mr Student, as fare as I know of both American and British English, the language from Denmark is spelled "Danish", but again, if you think that its spelled "Denmarkanish" I am not going to correct you any further.



                  If you don't mind me commenting on a few things in this reply.

                  1. What habits are you referring to that are Godless?
                  2. Also Mr Holier, I have seen the categorisation "Euro Trash" several times on this forum, and I am curious to why you see Europeans as trash?
                  3. I will have to decline on setting this site up as my home page since I use others as part of my daily work.
                  4. How much dose a copy of KJV.1611 Bible cost? As I am a student that dose not earn that much and cant afford much.
                  5. And lastly I am still a man of pride and principles and will have to be convinced a bit more before I bow down to anyone. But as I said before I am willing to extend a hand and ear.
                  Oh for crying out loud! Go and read your Bible or stop trolling for answers that are all over the forums. There is an online KJV Bible . We don't care if you bow down to us.

                  It's YOUR soul. You decide if you love the God of the Bible and want to submit to His will and not be burned forever by Him.

                  Matthew 10:28 And fear not them which kill the body, but are not able to kill the soul: but rather fear him which is able to destroy both soul and body in hell.

                  It's whether or not you believe in God and fear Him that's the issue here.
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                  Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                  John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                  Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                  The truth about volcanos
                  Sex and debauchery in public schools
                  Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                  God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                  Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                  • #24
                    Re: The peasant has arrived.

                    Why is that baby giving a Black Panther salute?


                    click image for details of the BLACK PANTHER PARTY

                    The Party's ideals and activities were so radical, it was at one time assailed by FBI chief J. Edgar Hoover as "the greatest threat to the internal security of the United States." And, despite the demise of the Party, its history and lessons remain so challenging and controversial that established texts and media would erase all reference to the Party from American history.



                    re EUROTRASH

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                    • #25
                      Re: The peasant has arrived.

                      Ah. My apology Mr Pabist.

                      I can see my second and forth comment was a bit redundant.
                      I forgot the was a free online copy of you bible and the description of Euro Trash propably has its own tread. I will go look for it my self.

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                      • #26
                        Re: The peasant has arrived.

                        Originally posted by Bow&Arrow View Post
                        If you don't mind me commenting on a few things in this reply.

                        1. What habits are you referring to that are Godless?
                        2. Also Mr Holier, I have seen the categorisation "Euro Trash" several times on this forum, and I am curious to why you see Europeans as trash?
                        3. I will have to decline on setting this site up as my home page since I use others as part of my daily work.
                        4. How much dose a copy of KJV.1611 Bible cost? As I am a student that dose not earn that much and cant afford much.
                        5. And lastly I am still a man of pride and principles and will have to be convinced a bit more before I bow down to anyone. But as I said before I am willing to extend a hand and ear.
                        1. The only Godly country is the US of A; all the rest are Godless. I, a reformed u-ropean, have earned the True Christian™ and Real American™ awards by breaking up with my previous Godless habits.
                        2. See above
                        3. The only honorable work is praising our Lord; that’s what we do here.
                        4. For starters you can download it, but it’s wise to keep a copy of KJV at hand in the case of computer demons.
                        5. I do hope that was good enough, else…
                        Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


                        ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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                        • #27
                          Re: The peasant has arrived.

                          Lady MitzaLizalor
                          I honestly don't know why the baby is making that gesture.
                          I found the picture on the internet and found it funny and thought it would make a good avatar. Didn't know there was such a group that had the same gesture.

                          Also the show Euro trash was an entertainment show. I will agree that the stereo types they portray unfortunately do exist, but that hardly mean every European is "euro trash". This is just my opinion.

                          Mr Holier I was hoping you could be more specific. To my knowledge a lot of the habits I observe around me are also part of American culture (some even more), and if all other countries are godless (the following might sound like a troll but it is not) how come they have people with just as strong faith in their gods as you have in the High Lord in Heaven?

                          If you don't mind me asking? :shade2:

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                          • #28
                            Re: The peasant has arrived.

                            Euro Trash was total porn from start to finish. No wonder you are having trouble with scripture. It's also no wonder you have a daft meme as your avatar.

                            How about you read your Bible and lurk more before you make a total fool of yourself here.
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                            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                            The truth about volcanos
                            Sex and debauchery in public schools
                            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                            • #29
                              Re: The peasant has arrived.

                              Oh Mr Pabist

                              I will take it you don't think very highly of me, correct?

                              Would it hurt your person to be a bit more polite in your formulations?
                              If you do not find my posting to your liking, I am sure there is another part of this forum that caters to your views and opinions?

                              So fare I have localised my self to this tread only, so I see no reason why I, with my current knowledge about MY bible and the few others I have read, shouldn't be allowed to blunder around and be corrected by my piers?

                              Shouldn't we all learn to crawl before we learn to walk?

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                              • #30
                                Re: The peasant has arrived.

                                Originally posted by Bow&Arrow View Post
                                ... if all other countries are godless ... how come they have people with just as strong faith in their gods as you have in the High Lord in Heaven?
                                You must be kidding, right? Keep it real, please!

                                I’ve had a trembling glimpse of hope in you; I’m afraid it is vanishing now.
                                Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


                                ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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