[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hi and all that jazz.

As if I have not also been insulted? I've read the opinions on Pentecostals on this site and not a single assertion I've seen so far is true. I believe in water baptism, the holy trinity, Bible study, the Bible being literal truth, and that you can only enter Heaven through salvation by Christ. Why then, am I different from you? I'm saved just the same. I'm just not a bigot about it.

See what I mean? You can't even make a reasonable reply without calling me a bigot.

Since you claim to believe that the Bible is the literal truth, and that you study the Bible, can you please point out to me where that kind of conduct is scripturally supported?

All of us here (well, the True Christians(tm) and Forum Members anyway) are trying to help you, and you respond by spitting in our collective faces and (by proxy) spitting in the smiling face of Jesus.



Shame on you. SHAME.

YiC,

Z. Smyth

[Bob4God]

Re: Hi and all that jazz.

Why then, am I different from you? I'm saved just the same. I'm just not a bigot about it.

Well, for one thing, you only follow the parts of the Bible you like, and make up the rest as you go along.

For instance:

All humans are guilty. Saved or unsaved, you still sin. You're not God. You're not Jesus. You're a man.

If you understood the Bible, you would understand that True Christians are sin free. The relevant scripture has already been posted.

Is it not insulting to us to have a stranger come into our forum, tell us who may and may not participate in a conversation, and tell us that we're unsaved?

[Turtlesaurus]

Re: Hi and all that jazz.

Sort of like demanding that one with a better understanding of scripture than you who sees through your lies stop posting?

You're free to post however much you please, obviously. I only asked you not to address me without a bit a respect. I had at first thought you and I were going to get along until you began acting as if you're somehow superior to me.

So you admit that you do not care about GOD or salvation?

If a wise man contendeth with a foolish man, whether he rage or laugh, there is no rest. - Proverbs 29:9

In case you don't know, you are the laughing fool this verse refers to, and we are the patient wise men.

Apparently, we are casting our pearls before swine.

Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and tear you. - Matthew 7:6

Are you implying that one has to be a member of the site to be saved? That's possibly the most retarded thing I've heard in a while. Please correct me if I have misunderstood.

[Bob4God]

Re: Hi and all that jazz.

Are you implying that one has to be a member of the site to be saved? That's possibly the most retarded thing I've heard in a while. Please correct me if I have misunderstood.

What a pathetic strawman argument.

Of course you do not have to be a member of this site to be saved. Where in the Bible does it say that?

JESUS is the only way to get to Heaven:

Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me. - John 14:6

He warns us that some people, like you, claim to be one of His followers, but are going to hell:

Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 7:21

We must love JESUS and obey Him to spend eternity with Him:

If ye love me, keep my commandments. - John 14:15

That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. - Romans 10:9

[Yeshua bar Yusuf]

Re: Hi and all that jazz.

I only asked you not to address me without a bit a respect.

Apparently, you suffer from the same delusion as Octavia in believing concern for your soul to be disrespect. Kindly direct me to the post in which you think I was being disrespectful of you.

[Turtlesaurus]

Re: Hi and all that jazz.

I will admit to being a bit insulting, and apologize for it. You guys have been just as insulting towards me, however. I didn't assume you were all going to fit some sort of stereotype (although most of you wound up fitting it anyway), so why then would you assume me to fit a particular mold?

[Bob4God]

Re: Hi and all that jazz.

I will admit to being a bit insulting, and apologize for it. You guys have been just as insulting towards me, however. I didn't assume you were all going to fit some sort of stereotype (although most of you wound up fitting it anyway), so why then would you assume me to fit a particular mold?

In a sense, I am glad we all appear the same to you. It means we are faithful and consistent sheep in the LORD JESUS' flock!

As for you, you fit the description of an angry young man. I was one too, once.

Nobody likes to be told they're wrong, but isn't it better to be corrected now rather than burn later?

You are either with JESUS or against Him. There is no room for variation.

He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad. - Matthew 12:30

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Hi and all that jazz.

Matthew 7:20 Wherefore by their fruits ye shall know them.

All you have done from the moment you arrived is spit in the face of Baby Jesus and rant at us when we rightly rebuke you and try to guide you onto the strait path. You came freely into our house and challenged us from the outset and were abrasive. SHAME.

Proverbs 12:16 A fool's wrath is presently known: but a prudent man covereth shame.

[Turtlesaurus]

Re: Hi and all that jazz.

Apparently, you suffer from the same delusion as Octavia in believing concern for your soul to be disrespect. Kindly direct me to the post in which you think I was being disrespectful of you.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showpost.php?p=801557&postcount=20

Wasn't it a bit ridiculous and disrespectful to call me demon possessed simply because you disagree with me?

[Bob4God]

Re: Hi and all that jazz.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showp...7&postcount=20

Wasn't it a bit ridiculous and disrespectful to call me demon possessed simply because you disagree with me?

He wasn't disagreeing with you, he was rebuking you.

Two different things.

Please don't feel picked on. Many of our members have come out of many different churches and false religions to join our ranks among the saved.

You can be one of them, too!

[Yeshua bar Yusuf]

Re: Hi and all that jazz.

Wasn't it a bit ridiculous and disrespectful to call me demon possessed simply because you disagree with me?

It would be, if I were calling you demon possessed because I disagreed with you. In truth, however, I asked if you were demon possessed because, like Satan, you twist God's Holy Words to suit you as you see fit and ignore what doesn't serve your immediate needs.

In that light, it is neither disrespectful nor ridiculous, but a matter of redemption for your blackened soul.

I am glad, however, to see that my rebuke worked and you are once again sane, rational, calm, and lucid. I would suggest contacting one or more of the pastors here at Landover so they might perform a proper exorcism, as I am not educated in proper demon banishing.

Yours in my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ,
Yeshu

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Hi and all that jazz.

I would hope that other Christians would judge and measure me by the same standards with which I judge and measure. Thank you for adding credence to my position.

I like the way you cherry pick to make your point like any good lukewarm, self styled "Christian." You have, however revealed yourself. Even in the Bible (Genesis 3:4-5 and Matthew 4:6), the devil twists the Holy Word of God to suit his purposes, much as you are doing here.

Are you possessed by the devil himself, or just several of his minions?

Read the post, young godmocker. It is before you and Yeshua stands blameless here.

You were asked if you were possessed, not accused. Your behaviour so far leads to that suspicion. I notice you have yet to refute the question. The fact you are so defensive and quick to anger does much to reinforce the rightful suspicion as to your motives. You seem very quick to judge your fellows without knowing them yet you refuse wrathfully a loving entreaty to know you better from our forum members.

So are you possessed by a demon or not? What act of sin have you committed recently whereby a demon could have entered you? The rectum is the usual entry point. Have you woken up after a night of debauchery and been unaccountably sore in this area and mysteriously soiled in your underwear?

[Turtlesaurus]

Re: Hi and all that jazz.

How many times do I need to stress that I am saved? So sorry I was raised in a church that was not Landover Baptist. We serve the same God, but it seems you're all blinded from that and treat me as if I'm not even of the same religion.

[Bob4God]

Re: Hi and all that jazz.

So sorry I was raised in a church that was not Landover Baptist.

I hope that apology is sincere! It means that you are willing to cast off the yoke of delusion!

We serve the same God, but it seems you're all blinded from that and treat me as if I'm not even of the same religion.

You serve the same GOD as us? I doubt that.

Please read these threads:

"But MY God would NEVER..."

Does it matter how we praise the LORD?

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Hi and all that jazz.

How many times do I need to stress that I am saved? So sorry I was raised in a church that was not Landover Baptist. We serve the same God, but it seems you're all blinded from that and treat me as if I'm not even of the same religion.

Keep telling yourself that and you're going to burn. God warns you.

21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven. 22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works? 23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.


If you were truly saved then you would know the entirety of Matthew 7. You clearly do not.

I'm yet hoping that your hackles will go down and you will take the very small step that overcomes your bigotry for others who are truly saved who love you and want to guide you.