[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: My humble introduction

I'm sorry brother, but I believe we had a misuderstanding.

"this" referred to my old church, not to the Glorious Landover Baptist Church.


Long days and blessed nights.

Tell us about your old church, friend. Did it have scary gargoyles and dark towers?



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Bible Student]

Re: My humble introduction

Originally Posted by Magnus Democritus
I'm sorry brother, but I believe we had a misuderstanding.

"this" referred to my old church, not to the Glorious Landover Baptist Church.


Long days and blessed nights.

Tell us about your old church, friend. Did it have scary gargoyles and dark towers?



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

They do have nice pipe organs.

[Magnus Democritus]

Re: My humble introduction

Tell us about your old church, friend. Did it have scary gargoyles and dark towers?



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

Indeed, and the relationship between those towers and the Dark Tower from the demon-infested Stephen King was one of the things leading me to the truth about my old church and life.

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: My humble introduction

There may yet be hope for your soul, Demo. You've proverbial pissed on the pope's Burger King hat. Jesus likes that.

Feel free to list a second or third favorite Bible verse.

[The Anti-Sinner]

Re: My humble introduction

My humble introductionk

Hello! I am new here as well.

I really like your chosen Bible verse. I am happy to say that my male member is still happily intact, so that I may continue to prove my obedience to God every moment of every day by not stroking it. I really do feel that my penis is a constant reminder of the trust God has put into me to resist sin. It almost feels like God himself is dangling sexual temptation right in front of my face every day, just so I can feel good about myself being so obedient to him! God has truly used his infinite intelligence and wisdom to design such a perfect tool of continuous temptation testing that conveniently dangles in-between my legs! I truly feel blessed that he attached something to me for the rest of my life that feels really really good to stroke, and told me never never stroke it! It's like my own personal tree of knowledge in my pants! It's sad that some men have lost theirs, and can no longer please the Lord in the way that I can by resisting the urges that he so lovingly attached to me.

I am stilling waiting for the day that I will use my penis though, so that I may be fruitful and multiply. It can be really HARD sometimes to resist the urge to fornicate, but I always love a BIG challenge. Having such a LARGE opportunity to be soooo obedient to God, makes me feel so much closer to him in so many ways. I love God so much!

[Magnus Democritus]

Re: My humble introduction

There may yet be hope for your soul, Demo. You've proverbial pissed on the pope's Burger King hat. Jesus likes that.

Feel free to list a second or third favorite Bible verse.

Thanks for your support Pastor.

I surely have more favorite Bible verses. Since you asked for it:


Zechariah 13:3


This one is specially meaningful:
Zephaniah 2:12

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: My humble introduction

Yes, well done, you can google "bible sword"

What does that mean to you? How does it set your soul on fire for Jesus?