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  • Zechariah Smyth
    Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
    True Christian™
    • Feb 2011
    • 15251

    #16
    Re: My humble introduction

    Originally posted by Magnus Democritus View Post
    I'm sorry brother, but I believe we had a misuderstanding.

    "this" referred to my old church, not to the Glorious Landover Baptist Church.


    Long days and blessed nights.
    Tell us about your old church, friend. Did it have scary gargoyles and dark towers?



    Yours in Christ,

    Z. Smyth
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    • Bible Student
      Master of Biblical Study and Ancient Languages
      With Jesus now.
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2010
      • 2474

      #17
      Re: My humble introduction

      Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
      Originally Posted by Magnus Democritus
      I'm sorry brother, but I believe we had a misuderstanding.

      "this" referred to my old church, not to the Glorious Landover Baptist Church.


      Long days and blessed nights.
      Tell us about your old church, friend. Did it have scary gargoyles and dark towers?



      Yours in Christ,

      Z. Smyth
      They do have nice pipe organs.
      YiJC, BS

      II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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      • Magnus Democritus
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        • Oct 2011
        • 10

        #18
        Re: My humble introduction

        Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
        Tell us about your old church, friend. Did it have scary gargoyles and dark towers?



        Yours in Christ,

        Z. Smyth
        Indeed, and the relationship between those towers and the Dark Tower from the demon-infested Stephen King was one of the things leading me to the truth about my old church and life.
        "He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord."
        Deuteronomy 23:1

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        • Pastor Ed Lowman
          Southern Hospitality Exemplified
          Always kind and loving
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2011
          • 1838

          #19
          Re: My humble introduction

          There may yet be hope for your soul, Demo. You've proverbial pissed on the pope's Burger King hat. Jesus likes that.

          Feel free to list a second or third favorite Bible verse.

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          • The Anti-Sinner
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            • Oct 2011
            • 10

            #20
            Re: My humble introduction

            Originally posted by Magnus Democritus View Post
            My humble introductionk
            Hello! I am new here as well.

            I really like your chosen Bible verse. I am happy to say that my male member is still happily intact, so that I may continue to prove my obedience to God every moment of every day by not stroking it. I really do feel that my penis is a constant reminder of the trust God has put into me to resist sin. It almost feels like God himself is dangling sexual temptation right in front of my face every day, just so I can feel good about myself being so obedient to him! God has truly used his infinite intelligence and wisdom to design such a perfect tool of continuous temptation testing that conveniently dangles in-between my legs! I truly feel blessed that he attached something to me for the rest of my life that feels really really good to stroke, and told me never never stroke it! It's like my own personal tree of knowledge in my pants! It's sad that some men have lost theirs, and can no longer please the Lord in the way that I can by resisting the urges that he so lovingly attached to me.

            I am stilling waiting for the day that I will use my penis though, so that I may be fruitful and multiply. It can be really HARD sometimes to resist the urge to fornicate, but I always love a BIG challenge. Having such a LARGE opportunity to be soooo obedient to God, makes me feel so much closer to him in so many ways. I love God so much!

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            • Magnus Democritus
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              • Oct 2011
              • 10

              #21
              Re: My humble introduction

              Originally posted by Pastor Ed Lowman View Post
              There may yet be hope for your soul, Demo. You've proverbial pissed on the pope's Burger King hat. Jesus likes that.

              Feel free to list a second or third favorite Bible verse.
              Thanks for your support Pastor.

              I surely have more favorite Bible verses. Since you asked for it:


              Zechariah 13:3


              This one is specially meaningful:
              Zephaniah 2:12
              "He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord."
              Deuteronomy 23:1

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              • Redeemed Papist
                Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                True Christian™
                • Jul 2011
                • 10409

                #22
                Re: My humble introduction

                Yes, well done, you can google "bible sword"

                What does that mean to you? How does it set your soul on fire for Jesus?
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                Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                The truth about volcanos
                Sex and debauchery in public schools
                Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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