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    Halo, mein kamaraden

    Hello all good Christians.

    I am Rittebruder, a servant of the all holy Lord your God. I have come to spread the message of the Holy Roman Church, the one true church of the Lord your God. I am not accepting of the heretics known as the Saracens (Arabs) and am also looking for recruits to launch a crusade. The holy land of the Lord our God is under siege by these retched subhuman spawns of the Devil. I give my heart to Jesus and have pledged chastity until I have cut three Saracen heads in a row.

    Guten abend.
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  • #2
    Re: Halo, mein kamaraden

    Welcome friend! How many sons has Jesus seen fit for your wife to have nuzzle her breasts?

    What passage in the KJV makes you stand erect in front of God Our Savior(c)?
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • #3
      Re: Halo, mein kamaraden

      So did you come here to seek salvation and leave your Godless catlick ways behind?

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      • #4
        Re: Halo, mein kamaraden

        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
        Welcome friend! How many sons has Jesus seen fit for your wife to have nuzzle her breasts?

        What passage in the KJV makes you stand erect in front of God Our Savior©?
        Thank you.

        I haven taken a vow of chastity until I have accomplished a holy task. My great ancestor cut three Saracen heads in a row. I cannot marry and bear children until I have done the same.

        My favourite passage of the KJV:
        "If we say that we have fellowship with him, and walk in darkness, we lie, and do not the truth: But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin." - John 1:6-7

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        • #5
          Re: Halo, mein kamaraden

          Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
          So did you come here to seek salvation and leave your Godless catlick ways behind?
          The Lord our God has seen me fit and as a warrior of his Holy Army.

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          • #6
            Re: Halo, mein kamaraden

            So, is the idea to go to Jerusalem by horse?
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            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

            Author of such illuminating essays as,
            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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            • #7
              Re: Halo, mein kamaraden

              Hmmm. A nazi gypsy catholic attacking muslim arab towelheads. I can't say I have a problem with that, no matter who wins.

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              • #8
                Re: Halo, mein kamaraden

                Brothers, the Lord our God has sent me to your forum to assist in routing heretics. Faggots, Saracens, heathens... they must be punished and that is the Lord's truth.

                And yes, I will be riding into the Holy city of Jerusalem on a horse. Heathens will be smote, the Devil's Wailing Wall will be demolished, and the Dome of The Rock will be burned to the ground.

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                • #9
                  Re: Halo, mein kamaraden

                  Originally posted by Ritterbruder View Post
                  And yes, I will be riding into the Holy city of Jerusalem on a horse.
                  European Union Regulations require you to have a Route Plan to show that the horse is being transported under the terms of the Welfare of Animals Transport Order 1997, Certificates (translated into each appropriate language) to show that the horse has been tested for infectious anaemia (via Coggins Test), glanders, dourine and piroplasmosis, also a test for CEM for mares and stallions, and a period of quarantine in your own country.

                  Other European Union Regulations require that if you are not a qualified horse handler, you wil be required either to take a teat or employ such a person. If you employ someone, you have to demonstrate that you have selected him or her on skill alone and not with regard to race, religion, height, gender or sexual orientation. EU form EU/112827a/86* is required and must be signed and certified by your local employment office.

                  You should also make a Health and Safety check of all equipment and documentation to show that you have done this. You should also have a list of qualified veterinaries along your route. Contact all the Embassies of all the countries through which you wish to pass for further details and statutory requirements within their countries.

                  Carrying lances, swords, morning stars, daggers, clubs, and instruments of torture is not permitted. You should arrange to have those sent ahead by one on the three certified security companies in Germany who can arrange this.

                  Any accompanying troubadours, minstrels, jesters, jugglers dancing maidens, etc, should all have work permits for each country through which you pass.

                  Upon arrival in the Holy Land allow 3 months for the standard bureaucracy and the arrival of your weaponry.

                  *or EU/112827b/86 if your horse is more than 1m 68 at the shoulder.

                  Don't you wish you lived in the US?
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                  “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                  Author of such illuminating essays as,
                  Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Halo, mein kamaraden

                    Satan be damned! Surely you can't be serious?!

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                    • #11
                      Re: Halo, mein kamaraden

                      The law is a human institution.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Halo, mein kamaraden

                        Originally posted by Ritterbruder View Post
                        The law is a human institution.
                        Doesnt change the fact that The Bible tells us to follow secular law in the country you are in

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