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  • Hello

    Hello there

    Now to start off, I cannot really say how I came to find out about Jesus.
    My parents have taught me about God, the 10 commandments, and just about everything I needed to get me started.

    I cannot say I've always listened, or that I have always followed Jesus.

    What I can say is that I know Jesus has a plan for me, and I'm going to do my best to follow it, and bring glory to God.


    However, I disagree with a few things about this forum.
    I agree that people need to know they're going to Hell.
    I disagree that pointless insults are needed, such as calling people 'retard,' 'homosexual,' 'idiot,' and other insults, based on misinterpretation or ignorance.

    The other thing I disagree with is misinterpreting posts, or citing them without proper context.

    Anyway, that's my piece said.
    Praise God for the amazing passion he has laid in our hearts, that we may bring glory to Him through it.

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    Re: Hello

    How lovely. So all we know about you is that you have a sassy mouth.
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    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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    • #3
      Re: Hello

      Originally posted by KEnglish View Post
      I agree that people need to know they're going to Hell.
      I disagree that pointless insults are needed, such as calling people 'retard,' 'homosexual,' 'idiot,' and other insults, based on misinterpretation or ignorance.
      So you think that we should tell people that they are going to Hell, but not tell them why?
      The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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      • #4
        Re: Hello

        Originally posted by KEnglish View Post
        Hello there

        Now to start off, I cannot really say how I came to find out about Jesus.
        My parents have taught me about God, the 10 commandments, and just about everything I needed to get me started.

        I cannot say I've always listened, or that I have always followed Jesus.

        What I can say is that I know Jesus has a plan for me, and I'm going to do my best to follow it, and bring glory to God.


        However, I disagree with a few things about this forum.
        I agree that people need to know they're going to Hell.
        I disagree that pointless insults are needed, such as calling people 'retard,' 'homosexual,' 'idiot,' and other insults, based on misinterpretation or ignorance.

        The other thing I disagree with is misinterpreting posts, or citing them without proper context.

        Anyway, that's my piece said.
        I'm new as well, but welcome. I just want to clarify a few things for you from a Jehovah Witness standpoint. First, there is no hell. In my bible, and according to the watchtower you will not burn forever. You will die a horrible death at Armageddon that should last no more than a few days at the most. Then you're done.

        I agree with you on pointless insults. They serve no purpose, but when you included calling people homosexuals... well you haven't read 1st Corinthians, 6:9 have you? That tells me you are probably a gay person yourself. I can help, study the Watchtower with me, and I'll cure you. It's as simple as that

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        • #5
          Re: Hello

          Clearly, this person is not a True Brit.

          ‘‘k”. I think you should consider changing your surname. I don’t want to invoke the powers of the Duke of Edinburgh, but if push comes to shove,,,

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          • #6
            Re: Hello

            Originally posted by KEnglish View Post
            Hello there

            Now to start off, I cannot really say how I came to find out about Jesus.
            My parents have taught me about God, the 10 commandments, and just about everything I needed to get me started.

            I cannot say I've always listened, or that I have always followed Jesus.

            What I can say is that I know Jesus has a plan for me, and I'm going to do my best to follow it, and bring glory to God.


            However, I disagree with a few things about this forum.
            I agree that people need to know they're going to Hell.
            I disagree that pointless insults are needed, such as calling people 'retard,' 'homosexual,' 'idiot,' and other insults, based on misinterpretation or ignorance.

            The other thing I disagree with is misinterpreting posts, or citing them without proper context.

            Anyway, that's my piece said.
            Originally posted by JWforever View Post
            I'm new as well, but welcome. I just want to clarify a few things for you from a Jehovah Witness standpoint. First, there is no hell. In my bible, and according to the watchtower you will not burn forever. You will die a horrible death at Armageddon that should last no more than a few days at the most. Then you're done.

            I agree with you on pointless insults. They serve no purpose, but when you included calling people homosexuals... well you haven't read 1st Corinthians, 6:9 have you? That tells me you are probably a gay person yourself. I can help, study the Watchtower with me, and I'll cure you. It's as simple as that
            I never insult anyone. You, JWF, have insulted me multiple times. The Bilble tells us we are blesed by your persecution:
            Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
            Matthew 5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
            Matthew 5:44 But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • #7
              Re: Hello

              Originally posted by KEnglish View Post
              However, I disagree with a few things about this forum.
              I agree that people need to know they're going to Hell.
              I disagree that pointless insults are needed, such as calling people 'retard,' 'homosexual,' 'idiot,' and other insults, based on misinterpretation or ignorance.

              The other thing I disagree with is misinterpreting posts, or citing them without proper context.

              Anyway, that's my piece said.
              First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

              Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

              Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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              • #8
                Re: Hello

                Originally posted by KEnglish View Post
                I disagree...

                I agree...

                I disagree...

                The other thing I disagree with is misinterpreting posts, or citing them without proper context.

                So, if I'm interpreting your post correctly, what you're saying is that you hate religious people and you hate God, yet you feel we should be very eager to hear all about your exalted opinions.

                We're certainly interested in knowing what makes you tick, but that's so we can help you heal your rift with God. Please don't expect us to change in any way.
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                • #9
                  Re: Hello

                  Welcome to the most open-minded forum - in terms Acts 17:11; what of course doesn't mean denying that truth is absolute or refusing to condemn false teachings but following Bible with open heart and mind, word by word.

                  Originally posted by KEnglish View Post
                  ...I agree that people need to know they're going to Hell...
                  Galatians 4:6 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

                  Originally posted by JWforever View Post
                  ...In my bible, and according to the watchtower you will not burn forever. You will die a horrible death at Armageddon that should last no more than a few days at the most...
                  It seems that your “version of Bible” is at the very least missing verses 2 Timothy 3:16, Proverbs 30:5-6 and James 2:10.

                  Originally posted by JWforever View Post
                  ...That tells me you are probably a gay person yourself. I can help, study the Watchtower with me, and I'll cure you. It's as simple as that
                  Behold! This is NOT a homersexual pick-up joint; go sell you false doctrines, sodomitic propaganda and magic underwear somewhere else!

                  YiC, DUH
                  Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


                  ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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