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  • Swedsoldier
    Unsaved trash
    • Oct 2011
    • 53

    #1

    Hello

    I think I started my stay here in the wrong way. I am a man who was born and raised to love Jesus, who sadly lost my way on the true path of life during the time. I've now decided to get back on that path. I have already started reading the Bible once again to refresh my memory.

    Even though I left the true path of life and went to war in Afghanistan, I never forgot about it. I am 22 years old and I have never had sex and I will never have until I find the right woman. To me, that is a holy thing and should only be done to put another human on this planet. Not for pleasure.

    I would like to apologize for my lack of knowledge of verses in the Bible, but one have always been close to me.

    "Psalm 27:1
    The LORD is my light and my salvation; whom shall I fear? the LORD is the strength of my life; of whom shall I be afraid?"


    This is what kept me motivated in life.

    I hope that I still have chance to gain new friends and knowledge of Jesus here.

    And I also wish to apologize for the part of me that always have to question others. When it comes to things that are not of my knowledge or standards.
  • Redeemed Papist
    Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2011
    • 10409

    #2
    Re: Hello

    That's a mighty fine and penitent introduction, friend. There is always hope for someone capable of hearing a rebuke and responding in a positive way.

    Revelation 2:16 Repent; or else I will come unto thee quickly, and will fight against them with the sword of my mouth.

    Let's hope you submit on your knees to one of our Pastors and let Jesus enter you in the ecstatic flood of Baptism.

    Edit: Let's help you out with your feelings of guilt for having killed heathens for the Lord.

    Isaiah 13:13-16 13Therefore I will shake the heavens, and the earth shall remove out of her place, in the wrath of the LORD of hosts, and in the day of his fierce anger.

    14And it shall be as the chased roe, and as a sheep that no man taketh up: they shall every man turn to his own people, and flee every one into his own land.

    15Every one that is found shall be thrust through; and every one that is joined unto them shall fall by the sword.

    16Their children also shall be dashed to pieces before their eyes; their houses shall be spoiled, and their wives ravished.
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    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
    The truth about volcanos
    Sex and debauchery in public schools
    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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    • Youth Minister Harry
      Matt 19:14 Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven.
      True Christian™
      • Feb 2011
      • 832

      #3
      Re: Hello

      My skin tingles and my heart thumps harder each time I read your introduction. You sound like a wonderful, fine young man who has sweated and worked so hard. It's time to embrace God's gift to man and release that evil seed that's built up within you for so long now. How I long to fellowship with you and show you the warm glory of love that only those who walk in The Light can truly feel. I have a special one-on-one prayer retreat for young men that I'd love to have you on when you are able to come.

      Praise Jesus that you have found us! Thank You Lord Christ for all You have provided! Hosanna In The Highest! Sweet Jesus Almighty!

      Wet In The Red Salvation Of The Boy King,
      Harry Lester




      P.s.
      How tall are you?






      .
      Slathered in the Fresh Hot Blood of the Infant Christ,
      -Youth Minister Harry Lester

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      • Swedsoldier
        Unsaved trash
        • Oct 2011
        • 53

        #4
        Re: Hello

        Thanks Mr Lester! It gladdens me that you feel that even I have a chance to find that chance to walk in the light. I would love to come on a one-on-one prayer retreat when the I'm able.

        I am a 185 centimeter tall blonde man.

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        • Faith_Machine
          Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2011
          • 10050

          #5
          Re: Hello

          Originally posted by Swedsoldier View Post
          I am 22 years old and I have never had sex and I will never have until I find the right woman.
          Are you planning to marry this woman before you defile her?
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          • Swedsoldier
            Unsaved trash
            • Oct 2011
            • 53

            #6
            Re: Hello

            Yes, I wan't to find a woman to that focus more on Jesus and putting new humans on this planet than earthy needs. When I find her, I will marry her before that. Preferably a virgin too. Even though they are rare these days

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            • Youth Minister Harry
              Matt 19:14 Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven.
              True Christian™
              • Feb 2011
              • 832

              #7
              Re: Hello

              Originally posted by Swedsoldier View Post
              I would love to come on a one-on-one prayer retreat when the I'm able.
              I am a 185 centimeter tall blonde man.
              "I am 185 centimeter..."
              Wowie! That sounds like a LOT to handle!

              "...tall..."
              God is great!

              "...blonde man."
              Just like our boy king! (Revelation 1:14)
              Slathered in the Fresh Hot Blood of the Infant Christ,
              -Youth Minister Harry Lester

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              • Swedsoldier
                Unsaved trash
                • Oct 2011
                • 53

                #8
                Re: Hello

                Thank you Mr Lester .

                I got a question to you all True Christians, today when I went to the local market I saw this weird woman. She was pale, gray hair and looked very torn. Dressed all in black and in her big backpack, she actually had a broom.

                As an ex soldier, this stood out from the public and made me think. Could it actually be a witch?

                If that may have been the case, how should I defend myself from her? She looked at me with her pale skin and dry eyes like she wanted to eat me.

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                • Bible Student
                  Master of Biblical Study and Ancient Languages
                  With Jesus now.
                  True Christian™
                  • Dec 2010
                  • 2474

                  #9
                  Re: Hello

                  Originally posted by Swedsoldier View Post
                  Thank you Mr Lester .

                  I got a question to you all True Christians, today when I went to the local market I saw this weird woman. She was pale, gray hair and looked very torn. Dressed all in black and in her big backpack, she actually had a broom.

                  As an ex soldier, this stood out from the public and made me think. Could it actually be a witch?

                  If that may have been the case, how should I defend myself from her? She looked at me with her pale skin and dry eyes like she wanted to eat me.
                  Before jumping to conclusions I would read this about colors.
                  Lamentations 4:6-8 -- For the punishment of the iniquity of the daughter of my people is greater than the punishment of the sin of Sodom, that was overthrown as in a moment, and no hands stayed on her. Her Nazarites were purer than snow, they were whiter than milk, they were more ruddy in body than rubies, their polishing was of sapphire: Their visage is blacker than a coal; they are not known in the streets: their skin cleaveth to their bones; it is withered, it is become like a stick
                  Lamentations 5:7-10 -- Our fathers have sinned, and are not; and we have borne their iniquities. Servants have ruled over us: there is none that doth deliver us out of their hand. We gat our bread with the peril of our lives because of the sword of the wilderness. Our skin was black like an oven because of the terrible famine.
                  See when they were good, they were white. When they turned to evil, they turned into black.
                  Jude 1:11-13 -- Woe unto them! for they have gone in the way of Cain, and ran greedily after the error of Balaam for reward, and perished in the gainsaying of Core. These are spots in your feasts of charity, when they feast with you, feeding themselves without fear: clouds they are without water, carried about of winds; trees whose fruit withereth, without fruit, twice dead, plucked up by the roots; Raging waves of the sea, foaming out their own shame; wandering stars, to whom is reserved the blackness of darkness for ever.
                  Job 6:15-16 -- My brethren have dealt deceitfully as a brook, and as the stream of brooks they pass away; Which are blackish by reason of the ice, and wherein the snow is hid:
                  Job 30:26-30 -- When I looked for good, then evil came unto me: and when I waited for light, there came darkness. My bowels boiled, and rested not: the days of affliction prevented me. I went mourning without the sun: I stood up, and I cried in the congregation. I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls. My skin is black upon me, and my bones are burned with heat.
                  But wait. Sometimes black might be good and white bad according to scripture.
                  Song of Solomon 5:10-11 -- My beloued is white and ruddy, the chiefest among tenne thousand. His head is as the most fine gold, his locks are bushy, and blacke as a Rauen.
                  Matthew 5:36 -- Neither shalt thou sweare by thy head, because thou canst not make one haire white or blacke.
                  Leviticus 13:3-5 -- And the Priest shall looke on the plague in the skinne of the flesh: and when the haire in the plague is turned white, and the plague in sight be deeper then the skin of his flesh, it is a plague of leprosie: and the Priest shall looke on him, and pronounce him vncleane. If the bright spot be white in the skinne of his flesh, and in sight bee not deeper then the skinne, and the haire thereof be not turned white, then the Priest shall shut vp him that hath the plague, seuen dayes. And the Priest shall looke on him the seuenth day: and beholde, if the plague in his sight be at a stay, and the plague spread not in the skinne, then the Priest shall shut him vp seuen dayes more.
                  Matthew 23:27 -- Woe vnto you Scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites, for yee are like vnto whited sepulchres, which indeed appeare beautifull outward, but are within full of dead mens bones, and of all vncleannesse.
                  YiJC, BS

                  II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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                  • The Humanist
                    Unsaved trash, Hateful joo-lover
                    • Oct 2011
                    • 47

                    #10
                    Re: Hello

                    Witches are a fiction in order to oppress women and find an arbitrary scapegoat for the fact thet a supposedly loving god lets bad things happen to good people.
                    Charity suffereth long, and is kind; charity envieth not; charity vaunteth not itself, is not puffed up,

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                    • Faith_Machine
                      Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Mar 2011
                      • 10050

                      #11
                      Re: Hello

                      Originally posted by The Humanist View Post
                      Witches are a fiction in order to oppress women and find an arbitrary scapegoat for the fact thet a supposedly loving god lets bad things happen to good people.
                      You seem a bit confused, friend. If witches do not exist, then how do you explain the existence of the witches' organizations listed here?

                      Are we to assume that imaginary personages somehow formed these organizations? Who then, would pay the dues which keep said organizations afloat?

                      Witches are very real. We know this because God specifically tells us to kill them:

                      Exodus 22:18

                      Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

                      Honestly now, do you think God would waste one precious millimeter of space in the Bible to tell us to slay something that did not exist?

                      The very notion is too preposterous to even consider!
                      Last edited by Faith_Machine; 10-24-2011, 10:37 AM. Reason: fixed typo
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                      • Faith_Machine
                        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Mar 2011
                        • 10050

                        #12
                        Re: Hello

                        Naturally, you should obey all local laws as they pertain to slayings.
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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78555

                          #13
                          Re: Hello

                          Originally posted by The Humanist View Post
                          Witches are a fiction in order to oppress women and find an arbitrary scapegoat for the fact thet a supposedly loving god lets bad things happen to good people.
                          The Holy Bible tells us that any and all sin is the same as witchcraft.

                          1 Samuel 15:23 “For rebellion is as the sin of witchcraft, and stubbornness is as iniquity and idolatry. Because thou hast rejected the word of the LORD, he hath also rejected thee from being king.”
                          Sin is rebellion. Anyone who uses his free will to choose to remain in sin is a practicing witch.

                          And we have video proof that witches are real!
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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