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  • Faith_Machine
    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2011
    • 10049
    #16
    Re: It's me again, guys...

    You're not very good at trolling.
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      • Tjoneo
        Unsaved trash
        Under Investigation
        • Oct 2011
        • 15
        #17
        Re: It's me again, guys...

        Why are you attacking him, Pastor Ezekiel ?
        Why don't you believe him? I don't know this member, but if he hasn't showed any reason for you to attack him like that, I wouldn't say that was fair ..

        But yet again, I don't know this member.. (:

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          • Faith_Machine
            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Mar 2011
            • 10049
            #18
            Re: It's me again, guys...

            Originally posted by Tjoneo View Post
            Why are you attacking him, Pastor Ezekiel ?
            Why don't you believe him? I don't know this member, but if he hasn't showed any reason for you to attack him like that, I wouldn't say that was fair ..

            But yet again, I don't know this member.. (:
            Could you please show me even one instance of Pastor Ezekiel ever attacking anybody?

            'Cause I've looked and looked, and I can't find such a thing.
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              • Brother Bob
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Oct 2011
                • 35
                #19
                Re: It's me again, guys...

                Originally posted by Tjoneo View Post
                Why are you attacking him, Pastor Ezekiel ?
                Why don't you believe him? I don't know this member, but if he hasn't showed any reason for you to attack him like that, I wouldn't say that was fair ..

                But yet again, I don't know this member.. (:
                There is a reason we start out as "Unsaved Trash"... Read the rest of the posts; quod erat demonstrandum.
                Yours in Christ,
                Bob (in compliance with Matthew 23:9)

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                  • Redeemed Papist
                    Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                    True Christian™
                    • Jul 2011
                    • 10409
                    #20
                    Re: It's me again, guys...

                    Originally posted by Turtlesaurus View Post
                    Meh. this isn't as interesting as I thought it would be. I was gonna gain the ability to post outside of newbies, then shit all over your forum. I used google to find a pastor and church and fool you piffleing retards. But ultimately, you're all so retarded that you aren't worth the effort. Ban me or whatever.
                    Oh no! That would have been so hard for us to take, someone making a complete idiot of themselves. We're so retarded you were completely obvious.

                    Thanks for playing; Hell awaits them that lose at life.
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                    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                    The truth about volcanos
                    Sex and debauchery in public schools
                    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                      • Dan U. Holier
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Jul 2011
                        • 1180
                        #21
                        Re: It's me again, guys...

                        A cautious welcome back, Mr. Saurus.

                        Can I ask you to refrain from snake business and speaking in tongues on these Godly forums, please?

                        EDIT: oh, another disappointment...

                        Originally posted by Turtlesaurus View Post
                        Meh. this isn't as interesting as I thought it would be. I was gonna gain the ability to post outside of newbies, then shit all over your forum. I used google to find a pastor and church and fool you piffleing retards. But ultimately, you're all so retarded that you aren't worth the effort. Ban me or whatever.
                        Why these people hate Jesus so much? What has He ever done wrong to them?
                        Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


                        ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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                          • Faith_Machine
                            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Mar 2011
                            • 10049
                            #22
                            Re: It's me again, guys...

                            Originally posted by Dan U. Holier View Post


                            Why these people hate Jesus so much? What has He ever done wrong to them?
                            They mistake His compassion for weakness.

                            They'll find out soon enough how wrong they were.
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                              • Alphonse Alban
                                Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                                 
                                • Feb 2011
                                • 5724
                                #23
                                Re: It's me again, guys...

                                Originally posted by Turtlesaurus View Post
                                fool you piffleing retards.
                                How smart and cunning did it make you feel when you noticed that you could not fool anyone you considered as piffleing retard?

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                                  • Didymus Much
                                    Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                                    • Jun 2010
                                    • 14076
                                    #24
                                    Re: It's me again, guys...

                                    Originally posted by Turtlesaurus View Post
                                    ...My name is __________ and I am a...

                                    x"1337 haxxor"

                                    ...
                                    Another one? They're coming thick and fast (emphasis on the thick) these days. Did the local pre-school have a graduation day or something?

                                    Now that you've admitted not even knowing which game is being played here, let alone understanding the rules or strategy, are you going to lurk moar and hope for a glimmer of comprehension, or be yet another who descends into a blithering ball of incomprehensible yet deliciously futile nerd rage?

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