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  • Tjoneo
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    • Oct 2011
    • 15

    #1

    I'm new

    Hey guys.
    I go to church every sunday, at a church in Loesning, (I'm from Denmark btw).
    My favorite verse is Matthew 5:44, because it shows me I shouldn't be angry when people tells me Jesus isn't the way, that I should love people who hates me, because they're in a dark place, and Im not.

    I've always believed in Jesus, God and the holy spirit!
  • Faith_Machine
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    • Mar 2011
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    #2
    Re: I'm new

    Welcome aboard, Tjoneo! How many sons do you have, and what is your favorite brand of hunting rifle?
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    • Tjoneo
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      #3
      Re: I'm new

      Thanks Faith_Machine (: !
      I have 2 sons, Michael and Sebastian. I do not own a rifle, since I have bad experience with firearms.

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      • Redeemed Papist
        Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
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        • Jul 2011
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        #4
        Re: I'm new

        Originally posted by Tjoneo View Post
        Thanks Faith_Machine (: !
        I have 2 sons, Michael and Sebastian. I do not own a rifle, since I have bad experience with firearms.
        Michael is a fine Godly name but what's with Sebastian?
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        Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

        Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
        The truth about volcanos
        Sex and debauchery in public schools
        Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
        God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
        Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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        • Cranky Old Man
          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
          You kids get off his lawn!
           
          • Jan 2010
          • 22373

          #5
          Re: I'm new

          Originally posted by Tjoneo View Post
          I do not own a rifle, since I have bad experience with firearms.
          What happened?
          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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          • Tjoneo
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            • Oct 2011
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            #6
            Re: I'm new

            Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
            Michael is a fine Godly name but what's with Sebastian?
            Sebastian is the name of my great grandfather, who was and still is a great inspiration for my entire family. He loved Jesus, and lived by God's words to the letter and told nothing but the Lord's words.¨

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            • Tjoneo
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              #7
              Re: I'm new

              Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
              What happened?
              Me and my wife got mugged once. The thief was holding a gun to my wifes head and said if I didn't give him my money, credit cards, car keys and my watch, he would blow her head off. I gave him the objects he desired and nothing bad happened to me and my wife, but that has still been the most traumatic event so far in my life.

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              • Redeemed Papist
                Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                True Christian™
                • Jul 2011
                • 10409

                #8
                Re: I'm new

                Originally posted by Tjoneo View Post
                Sebastian is the name of my great grandfather, who was and still is a great inspiration for my entire family. He loved Jesus, and lived by God's words to the letter and told nothing but the Lord's words.¨
                Fair enough! He seems like a fine gentleman. You're bound to be familiar with the Holy bible.

                Numbers 25

                This is a fine tale of how God wants us to live our lives in purity and honour and how those who are zealous in punishing people who would infuriate God are duly rewarded. How does this fine tale set your soul aflame for Jesus?
                1And Israel abode in Shittim, and the people began to commit whoredom with the daughters of Moab. 2And they called the people unto the sacrifices of their gods: and the people did eat, and bowed down to their gods. 3And Israel joined himself unto Baalpeor: and the anger of the LORD was kindled against Israel. 4And the LORD said unto Moses, Take all the heads of the people, and hang them up before the LORD against the sun, that the fierce anger of the LORD may be turned away from Israel. 5And Moses said unto the judges of Israel, Slay ye every one his men that were joined unto Baalpeor.
                6And, behold, one of the children of Israel came and brought unto his brethren a Midianitish woman in the sight of Moses, and in the sight of all the congregation of the children of Israel, who were weeping before the door of the tabernacle of the congregation. 7And when Phinehas, the son of Eleazar, the son of Aaron the priest, saw it, he rose up from among the congregation, and took a javelin in his hand; 8And he went after the man of Israel into the tent, and thrust both of them through, the man of Israel, and the woman through her belly. So the plague was stayed from the children of Israel. 9And those that died in the plague were twenty and four thousand.

                10And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying, 11Phinehas, the son of Eleazar, the son of Aaron the priest, hath turned my wrath away from the children of Israel, while he was zealous for my sake among them, that I consumed not the children of Israel in my jealousy. 12Wherefore say, Behold, I give unto him my covenant of peace: 13And he shall have it, and his seed after him, even the covenant of an everlasting priesthood; because he was zealous for his God, and made an atonement for the children of Israel.

                14Now the name of the Israelite that was slain, even that was slain with the Midianitish woman, was Zimri, the son of Salu, a prince of a chief house among the Simeonites. 15And the name of the Midianitish woman that was slain was Cozbi, the daughter of Zur; he was head over a people, and of a chief house in Midian.

                16And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying, 17Vex the Midianites, and smite them: 18For they vex you with their wiles, wherewith they have beguiled you in the matter of Peor, and in the matter of Cozbi, the daughter of a prince of Midian, their sister, which was slain in the day of the plague for Peor's sake.
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                Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                The truth about volcanos
                Sex and debauchery in public schools
                Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                • Faith_Machine
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                  True Christian™
                  • Mar 2011
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                  #9
                  Re: I'm new

                  Originally posted by Tjoneo View Post
                  Me and my wife got mugged once. The thief was holding a gun to my wifes head and said if I didn't give him my money, credit cards, car keys and my watch, he would blow her head off. I gave him the objects he desired and nothing bad happened to me and my wife, but that has still been the most traumatic event so far in my life.
                  Oh my goodness, that's horrible! I can't help but point out, however, that if you'd been carrying a gun, you could have blown that sucker away!

                  Heck, you could have just told him, "Go ahead and shoot my wife; then you'll owe me fifty shekels!"
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                  • Dan U. Holier
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                    • Jul 2011
                    • 1180

                    #10
                    Re: I'm new

                    Originally posted by Tjoneo View Post
                    Me and my wife got mugged once. The thief was holding a gun to my wifes head and said if I didn't give him my money, credit cards, car keys and my watch, he would blow her head off. I gave him the objects he desired and nothing bad happened to me and my wife, but that has still been the most traumatic event so far in my life.
                    I’m sorry to hear you have dangerous minorities as well See, if you’d have carried a loaded gun you could have blown his head off before he’d even approach you; the more guns the more safety ! I hope self-defense is not a crime in darnmark?

                    YiC, DUH
                    Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


                    ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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                    • Tjoneo
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                      • Oct 2011
                      • 15

                      #11
                      Re: I'm new

                      Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                      Fair enough! He seems like a fine gentleman. You're bound to be familiar with the Holy bible.

                      Numbers 25

                      This is a fine tale of how God wants us to live our lives in purity and honour and how those who are zealous in punishing people who would infuriate God are duly rewarded. How does this fine tale set your soul aflame for Jesus?
                      1And Israel abode in Shittim, and the people began to commit whoredom with the daughters of Moab. 2And they called the people unto the sacrifices of their gods: and the people did eat, and bowed down to their gods. 3And Israel joined himself unto Baalpeor: and the anger of the LORD was kindled against Israel. 4And the LORD said unto Moses, Take all the heads of the people, and hang them up before the LORD against the sun, that the fierce anger of the LORD may be turned away from Israel. 5And Moses said unto the judges of Israel, Slay ye every one his men that were joined unto Baalpeor.
                      6And, behold, one of the children of Israel came and brought unto his brethren a Midianitish woman in the sight of Moses, and in the sight of all the congregation of the children of Israel, who were weeping before the door of the tabernacle of the congregation. 7And when Phinehas, the son of Eleazar, the son of Aaron the priest, saw it, he rose up from among the congregation, and took a javelin in his hand; 8And he went after the man of Israel into the tent, and thrust both of them through, the man of Israel, and the woman through her belly. So the plague was stayed from the children of Israel. 9And those that died in the plague were twenty and four thousand.

                      10And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying, 11Phinehas, the son of Eleazar, the son of Aaron the priest, hath turned my wrath away from the children of Israel, while he was zealous for my sake among them, that I consumed not the children of Israel in my jealousy. 12Wherefore say, Behold, I give unto him my covenant of peace: 13And he shall have it, and his seed after him, even the covenant of an everlasting priesthood; because he was zealous for his God, and made an atonement for the children of Israel.

                      14Now the name of the Israelite that was slain, even that was slain with the Midianitish woman, was Zimri, the son of Salu, a prince of a chief house among the Simeonites. 15And the name of the Midianitish woman that was slain was Cozbi, the daughter of Zur; he was head over a people, and of a chief house in Midian.

                      16And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying, 17Vex the Midianites, and smite them: 18For they vex you with their wiles, wherewith they have beguiled you in the matter of Peor, and in the matter of Cozbi, the daughter of a prince of Midian, their sister, which was slain in the day of the plague for Peor's sake.
                      Yeah, I'm familiar with it. It's funny how people refer the number 25 as the biblical number for forgiveness of your sins, and not how God gives what sinful deserves...

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                      • James Hutchins
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                        • Jun 2009
                        • 29453

                        #12
                        Re: I'm new

                        Originally posted by Tjoneo View Post
                        Me and my wife got mugged once. The thief was holding a gun to my wifes head and said if I didn't give him my money, credit cards, car keys and my watch, he would blow her head off. I gave him the objects he desired and nothing bad happened to me and my wife, but that has still been the most traumatic event so far in my life.
                        You gave away your car keys and credit cards?

                        If your wifes faith in Jesus was true, the gun shot would not kill her and God would of healed here. Why have you so little faith in Him? You make baby Jesus weep.
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • Tjoneo
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                          #13
                          Re: I'm new

                          Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                          You gave away your car keys and credit cards?

                          If your wifes faith in Jesus was true, the gun shot would not kill her and God would of healed here. Why have you so little faith in Him? You make baby Jesus weep.
                          I made the descission to give up my belongings, not my wife.
                          I know I should've trusted God, but I know that what I did, God wanted me to do it, give up my things, learn to live without it, give me a lesson, I'm sure of it!
                          God gives all of us lessons throughout live!

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                          • James Hutchins
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                            • Jun 2009
                            • 29453

                            #14
                            Re: I'm new

                            Originally posted by Tjoneo View Post
                            I made the descission to give up my belongings, not my wife.
                            I know I should've trusted God, but I know that what I did, God wanted me to do it, give up my things, learn to live without it, give me a lesson, I'm sure of it!
                            God gives all of us lessons throughout live!
                            But you choose to ignore and thereby fail this one. What makes you think you know better than God? He gave you the car keys and credit cards. Through faith, we know He heals those that believe in Him. Once the keys and cards are in the angels pocket, they are gone. His gift to you would of been a test of your love for God. But instead, you slapped away the love of Jesus. It is very disappointing. Do you honestly thing God is going to let you have a 'do over'? Of course not. Thoughtout life, God gives you many tsts, each designed to test your resolve. It is not up to you to choose what tests you will take and which you will not.
                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                            • Tjoneo
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                              #15
                              Re: I'm new

                              Know one knows better than GOD! (Are you a heathen or so? Why would you even suggest such a thing!)
                              The guy was chaught, and I was given back my belongings.. I know no better than God, but I see it as a sign that I've been given a second chance!

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