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  • LittleOne
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    • Nov 2011
    • 1
    #1

    Good Evening, I need help.

    Good Evening, sirs and madams. My name is Rachel, I live in central New Jersey.
    I have just now realized how dysfunctional my life is, and how badly I need to be saved.
    So, I've decided to join up on this lovely forum. I have just started college, I live alone in a rented apartment
    near my campus. I am alone and scared, and I don't know how to approach learning of God.
    I am a sinner, and I wish to be saved.
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    • Brother Harold Porter
      Landover Senior Outreach
      Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2010
      • 8236
      #2
      Re: Good Evening, I need help.

      Welcome, young lady!

      Why not post a private picture of yourself as an avatar? We always like to have a visual in order to best witness.

      What sin made you wake up in a cold sweat and turn to Jesus Christ?

      In Christ
      Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556
          #3
          Re: Good Evening, I need help.

          Originally posted by LittleOne View Post
          Good Evening, sirs and madams. My name is Rachel, I live in central New Jersey.
          I have just now realized how dysfunctional my life is, and how badly I need to be saved.
          So, I've decided to join up on this lovely forum. I have just started college, I live alone in a rented apartment
          near my campus. I am alone and scared, and I don't know how to approach learning of God.
          I am a sinner, and I wish to be saved.
          Welcome Rachel, and I hope you aren't a joo. So many in your part of the world are.

          If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

          If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

          You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

          Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Faith_Machine
              Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Mar 2011
              • 10050
              #4
              Re: Good Evening, I need help.

              Originally posted by LittleOne View Post
              ...I live alone in a rented apartment
              near my campus. I am alone and scared...
              Well you should be! Do you know how common it is for young women to be raped on or near college campuses?

              Why don't you stop being silly, quit your classes, and move back in with your parents until you're married off?

              Sitting there alone in an apartment near a college campus is like going around with a big, red neon sign that says, "FRAT BOYS, PLEASE RAPE ME!"
              WARNING:
              In accordance with article 7 of the Swaggart Amendment to the Landover Baptist Church Constitution, you are hereby notified that this forum user is a
              REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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                • Redeemed Papist
                  Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                  True Christian™
                  • Jul 2011
                  • 10409
                  #5
                  Re: Good Evening, I need help.

                  I've never really understood why women put themselves through the ordeal of trying to think and be independent. Sooner or later they're going to be either pregnant, a dyke or some sad dried up old maid popping fertility drugs aged 40 and wailing about how she wished she'd not squandered her child bearing years having abortions so she could feel like a man and now all she can produce are tards with the Downs.
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                  Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                  John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                  Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                  The truth about volcanos
                  Sex and debauchery in public schools
                  Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                  God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                  Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                    • James Hutchins
                      True Christian™
                      Just a Regular Nice Guy
                       
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 29454
                      #6
                      Re: Good Evening, I need help.

                      You know, I travel up Rt. 3 from time to time through Passaic. Perhaps you'd care to meet over a glass of clear water and talk about Jesus? I have no doubt I can show you the love of Jesus. Ever ridden in the back or a semi-truck? It is a fine time.
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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