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  • #1

    Hello

    I believe we got off on the wrong foot. My name is Peter, I'm a believer in christ. I was baptized in a catholic church, raised in a lutheran, and born again evangelical free. A friend of mine put a link to your site on his facebook, mocking you. I however think I found where I truly belong. No other sites, or even my church, find it disgusting that the browns and gays are allowed to live in America. I've been trying to prove the earth is flat as well, however as I mentioned in my first post the devil makes it hard to prove the bible is correct.

    I hope I will be able to soon prove I'm not non-believing trash, and be able to see the way of God, and truly believe in Jesus' temporary sacrifice.

    (also, you guys have the best smily selection I've ever seen)
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  • #2
    Re: Hello

    Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

    You seem to be here to mock God but in a different way to your more direct friends.

    Pretending to love God but in fact hating Him and being sarcastic about it is an obvious blasphemy. I hope my initial suspicions are wrong.
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    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
    The truth about volcanos
    Sex and debauchery in public schools
    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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    • #3
      Re: Hello

      I go to the evangelical free church in a small town in Minnesota. Pardon for not giving the exact town, I don't want any god haters protesting my church or something similar. My favorite bible verse... That's a hard one, there are so many great verses. I love Matthew 7:1-29, as well as John 3:16.

      I've never liked the question "when did you come to know Jesus" I've known him since as long as I remember. My Mom would always keep me away from terrible things like video games, tv, rap, metal, and girls. However, my Dad tried to get me to treat women like they were equal to me, he never made me go to church and tried to get me to play games like grand theft auto.

      Needless to say I don't talk to him anymore, and begged God for forgiveness.

      I understand your suspicions, many trolls live on the internet. However, I hope I can prove myself otherwise.

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      • #4
        Re: Hello

        John 3:36 He that believeth on the Son hath everlasting life: and he that believeth not the Son shall not see life; but the wrath of God abideth on him.

        You have inspired a fervour in me!

        PRAISE!
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        Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

        Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
        The truth about volcanos
        Sex and debauchery in public schools
        Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
        God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
        Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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        • #5
          Re: Hello

          Originally posted by trubelieve7 View Post
          I'm a believer in christ.

          Any particular reason you don't believe in capitalizing His name, friend?

          You are posting messages on a Christian forum, not typing "txt msgs 2 UR homeys."
          WARNING:
          In accordance with article 7 of the Swaggart Amendment to the Landover Baptist Church Constitution, you are hereby notified that this forum user is a
          REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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          • #6
            Re: Hello

            If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

            If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

            You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

            Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • #7
              Re: Hello

              What is wrong with Browns or Gays? Who is going to dig the ditches, design bouquets of flowers for funerals?
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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