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  • Andrew98
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Nov 2011
    • 5

    #1

    This site is a total joke.

    You call yourselves Christian, yet you claim that people with disabilities are demons? And that all teenagers are worthless idiots? And SHOOT children who come round to your houses on Halloween instead of telling them about Jesus?

    I am a born again Christian myself and I find this website utterly disgusting.
  • Paul the Foreigner
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • May 2011
    • 147

    #2
    Re: This site is a total joke.

    Originally posted by Andrew98 View Post
    You call yourselves Christian, yet you claim that people with disabilities are demons? And that all teenagers are worthless idiots? And SHOOT children who come round to your houses on Halloween instead of telling them about Jesus?

    I am a born again Christian myself and I find this website utterly disgusting.
    They call themselves True Christian, but they don't know Christ.
    They are not Chrstians.
    Romans 13:1 Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.
    13:2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.

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    • Marshall
      Righteous and Patriotic
      Highest body count at the VFW
      True Christian™
      • Oct 2006
      • 3322

      #3
      Re: This site is a total joke.

      You filthy little sinners! We are real as Jesus love and the Salvation found in His blood as it washes over the lamb! Praise Jesus you both need to find Christ in a big way and start posting like you Love the Hung Saviour before I infract you straight out of here like so much Priestly sheet squeezings.
      God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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      • Jack O'fagan
        With faith as immovable as the Earth
        True Christian™
        • Feb 2011
        • 4836

        #4
        Re: This site is a total joke.

        Originally posted by Andrew98 View Post
        You call yourselves Christian, yet you claim that people with disabilities are demons? And that all teenagers are worthless idiots? And SHOOT children who come round to your houses on Halloween instead of telling them about Jesus?

        I am a born again Christian myself and I find this website utterly disgusting.
        Jesus knew that epilepsy was caused by demonic possession. Do you find His view utterly disgusting?

        YiC

        Jack
        Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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        I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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        • Marshall
          Righteous and Patriotic
          Highest body count at the VFW
          True Christian™
          • Oct 2006
          • 3322

          #5
          Re: This site is a total joke.

          All teenagers are worthless. Can you think of one who isnt?
          Listening to ICP while spraypainting genitals on boxcars and having interracial sex with the football team isnt something Id call "worthy".
          Todays teenagers are least valuable generation the world has ever known.
          God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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          • SUV
            True Christian™ Princess
            The Driving Force behind RA12
            Have at it, anytime!
            • Sep 2006
            • 11027

            #6
            Re: This site is a total joke.

            Originally posted by Andrew98 View Post
            people with disabilities are demons
            It's always a real treat when others come around to our GODLY way of thinking

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #7
              Re: This site is a total joke.

              Originally posted by Andrew98 View Post
              You call yourselves Christian, yet you claim that people with disabilities are demons? And that all teenagers are worthless idiots? And SHOOT children who come round to your houses on Halloween instead of telling them about Jesus?

              I am a born again Christian myself and I find this website utterly disgusting.
              Great, another 13 year old nancyboy waltzing into God's favorite forum all full of himself, and 100% certain that he's right and everyone else is wrong.

              Tell me this, boy; When was the last time your father laid a good Christian beating on you? Because I can tell that he isn't doing his fatherly duty.

              Proverbs 23:13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. 23:14 Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Ezekiel Bathfire
                Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                Christ's Rottweiler
                 
                • Jan 2008
                • 22887

                #8
                Re: This site is a total joke.

                Originally posted by Andrew98 View Post
                You call yourselves Christian, yet you claim that people with disabilities are demons?
                Hello! Did not Christ cast out demons, and were not those suffering then made whole?
                I am a born again Christian myself and I find this website utterly disgusting.
                As you seem to believe that Christ was a liar and a charlatan, I simply do not believe you. You THINK you are Christian but your soul is black and wizened.

                A life of iniquity and lies is your future and Damnation is your fate!
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                “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                Author of such illuminating essays as,
                Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                • Eternal Flame
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Nov 2011
                  • 68

                  #9
                  Re: This site is a total joke.

                  Originally posted by Andrew98 View Post
                  You call yourselves Christian, yet you claim that people with disabilities are demons? And that all teenagers are worthless idiots? And SHOOT children who come round to your houses on Halloween instead of telling them about Jesus?

                  I am a born again Christian myself and I find this website utterly disgusting.
                  Originally posted by Paul the gypsy scum View Post
                  They call themselves True Christian, but they don't know Christ.
                  They are not Chrstians.
                  Is this what passes for a Christian these days? Do you people even read the bible? Some days I wish that we could go back to the days of Jehu. I would gladly walk into your "temple" and fulfill God's will.

                  2 Kings 10:11
                  So Jehu slew all that remained of the house of Ahab in Jezreel, and all his great men, and his kinsfolks, and his priests, until he left him none remaining.
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                  Deuteronomy 31:6
                  Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the LORD your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you.

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                  • Marshall
                    Righteous and Patriotic
                    Highest body count at the VFW
                    True Christian™
                    • Oct 2006
                    • 3322

                    #10
                    Re: This site is a total joke.

                    Originally posted by Eternal Flame View Post
                    Is this what passes for a Christian these days? Do you people even read the bible? Some days I wish that we could go back to the days of Jehu. I would gladly walk into your "temple" and fulfill God's will.
                    That sounds pretty gay. Are you hitting on him? We dont just read the Bible sinner, we LIVE it. Word for word just as Jesus commanded.
                    God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                    • Eternal Flame
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Nov 2011
                      • 68

                      #11
                      Re: This site is a total joke.

                      Originally posted by Marshall View Post
                      That sounds pretty gay. Are you hitting on him? We dont just read the Bible sinner, we LIVE it. Word for word just as Jesus commanded.
                      Not to challenge your credentials, but think like a fag and you start to become one. My quote below referred to God's will in killing the false Christians. The temple being in quotes referred to their false temple where they worship that bastardized version of Jesus concocted by liberals who are trying to neuter good Christian men and usurp the Kingdom of heaven. You're better than that sir.
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                      Deuteronomy 31:6
                      Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the LORD your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you.

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                      • Marshall
                        Righteous and Patriotic
                        Highest body count at the VFW
                        True Christian™
                        • Oct 2006
                        • 3322

                        #12
                        Re: This site is a total joke.

                        Originally posted by Eternal Flame View Post
                        Not to challenge your credentials, but think like a fag and you start to become one. My quote below referred to God's will in killing the false Christians. The temple being in quotes referred to their false temple where they worship that bastardized version of Jesus concocted by liberals who are trying to neuter good Christian men and usurp the Kingdom of heaven. You're better than that sir.
                        Well I hope you leave the sinful gay "lifestyle" and choose to be normal instead. Being gay is a sin and will send you to Hell, think about it. Its just wrong.
                        God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                        • Eternal Flame
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Nov 2011
                          • 68

                          #13
                          Re: This site is a total joke.

                          Originally posted by Marshall View Post
                          Well I hope you leave the sinful gay "lifestyle" and choose to be normal instead. Being gay is a sin and will send you to Hell, think about it. Its just wrong.
                          I'm not gay and for you to lump me in with those heathens is disrespectful. I'm starting to wonder about your love for Jesus. You keep talking about the gays and being gay. Are you sure you're who you say you are?
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                          Deuteronomy 31:6
                          Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the LORD your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you.

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                          • Marshall
                            Righteous and Patriotic
                            Highest body count at the VFW
                            True Christian™
                            • Oct 2006
                            • 3322

                            #14
                            Re: This site is a total joke.

                            Being gay and being a Christian is an impossibility. There are no queers in Heaven and no queer can be a Christian much less a True Christian(TM), I am a most devout member of the Landover Baptist congregation and as such it should be obvious that I havent got a gay bone in my body.
                            God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                            • Andrew98
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              • Nov 2011
                              • 5

                              #15
                              Re: This site is a total joke.

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              Great, another 13 year old nancyboy waltzing into God's favorite forum all full of himself, and 100% certain that he's right and everyone else is wrong.

                              Tell me this, boy; When was the last time your father laid a good Christian beating on you? Because I can tell that he isn't doing his fatherly duty.
                              God's favourite forum? Seriously? One on which its so called True Christian users say bad language and call themselves "studs", and also try to condemn sensible people to eternal damnation themselves.

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