Hi everybody!!!!!

[Oasis1994]

Hi! My name is Katie, I'm 17, and I can't wait to share some godly fellowship with all of you! I go to Zion Christian Church up in Troy, Michigan! It's nice to meet all of you finally!

My favorite Bible verse is Revelation 5:2. It means a lot to me, because there is really no one truly worthy of opening the Book of Life except for Christ himself.

[John Creeser]

Re: Hi everybody!!!!!

Hi! My name is Katie, I'm 17, and I can't wait to share some godly fellowship with all of you! I go to Zion Christian Church up in Troy, Michigan! It's nice to meet all of you finally!

My favorite Bible verse is Revelation 5:2. It means a lot to me, because there is really no one truly worthy of opening the Book of Life except for Christ himself.

Heaveno Katie,

I was looking at your church's website...what Bible does your church use?

Also, I hope you have your husbands/fathers permission to be here.

In Christ

[Oasis1994]

Re: Hi everybody!!!!!

Heaveno Katie,

I was looking at your church's website...what Bible does your church use?

Also, I hope you have your husbands/fathers permission to be here.

In Christ

Erm....you're probably not going to like this, but it's the NIV. However, I also prefer reading the KJV too. Once I was stuck going to a catholic school where they discriminated the KJV for "not having certain books in our holy catholic Bible".

Uh huh, sure.

Actually, I'm not currently married right now, but I've had my fair share of boyfriends. And my daddy is dead.

[John Creeser]

Re: Hi everybody!!!!!

Erm....you're probably not going to like this, but it's the NIV. However, I also prefer reading the KJV too. Once I was stuck going to a catholic school where they discriminated the KJV for "not having certain books in our holy catholic Bible".

Uh huh, sure.

So you're a catholic?

Listen, I'm not going to be too harsh here, but - reading from the NIV will guarantee you a ticket to the fiery depths of hell.

You do NOT add to nor diminish the Word of GOD!!

Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.

Deuteronomy 12:32 What thing soever I command you, observe to do it: thou shalt not add thereto, nor diminish from it.

Proverbs 30:5 Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.

Now please open your ...NIV...and please find these versus:

Matthew 12:47
Matthew 17:21
Matthew 18:11
Matthew 21:44
Matthew 23:14
Mark 7:16
Mark 9:44
Mark 9:46
Mark 11:26
Mark 15:28
Mark 16:9-20
Luke 17:36
Luke 22:44
Luke 22:43
Luke 23:17
John 5:4
John 7:53-8:11
Acts 8:37
Acts 15:34
Acts 24:7
Acts 28:29
Romans 16:24
I John 5:7

Hmmmmm can't find them?

Now please go read my above scripture again. Don't play with your immortal soul child. You ONLY read from the KJV1611!!

Actually, I'm not currently married right now, but I've had my fair share of boyfriends. And my daddy is dead.

For your sake I hope you are still pure.

[Oasis1994]

Re: Hi everybody!!!!!

So you're a catholic?

Listen, I'm not going to be too harsh here, but - reading from the NIV will guarantee you a ticket to the fiery depths of hell.

You do NOT add to nor diminish the Word of GOD!!

Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.

Deuteronomy 12:32 What thing soever I command you, observe to do it: thou shalt not add thereto, nor diminish from it.

Proverbs 30:5 Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.

Now please open your ...NIV...and please find these versus:

Matthew 12:47
Matthew 17:21
Matthew 18:11
Matthew 21:44
Matthew 23:14
Mark 7:16
Mark 9:44
Mark 9:46
Mark 11:26
Mark 15:28
Mark 16:9-20
Luke 17:36
Luke 22:44
Luke 22:43
Luke 23:17
John 5:4
John 7:53-8:11
Acts 8:37
Acts 15:34
Acts 24:7
Acts 28:29
Romans 16:24
I John 5:7

Hmmmmm can't find them?

Now please go read my above scripture again. Don't play with your immortal soul child. You ONLY read from the KJV1611!!





For your sake I hope you are still pure.

I'm not Catholic. I'm a Christian who was stuck going to a catholic school. And my mistake, it was the New Living Translation, not the NIV. I get those confused a lot. And yes, I am still pure. And I plan on retaining my purity until I am inside wedlock.

[Jedediah]

Re: Hi everybody!!!!!

Welcome, young lady. Has your father found a suitor for you yet? It is imperative that you take a True Christian(tm) husband and give him a quiver full of children (Psalm 127:3-5). If you are serious about joining us in Heaven, this is not optional.

I Timothy 2:14-15
And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

With our modern iron-rich diets, young women like yourself flower into womanhood at early ages, yet more and more women postpone their duty to birth new soldiers for Christ until well into their twenties or even their thirties! I trust you have no intention of shirking you womanly duties like that. Right?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hi everybody!!!!!

.........
Actually, I'm not currently married right now, but I've had my fair share of boyfriends. And my daddy is dead.

How long have you been a homer?

I am sure your father is both relieved he is dead and horrified being raped in Hell. Did Jesus smote him because of the AIDS?

[Odhinn]

Re: Hi everybody!!!!!

How long have you been a homer?

I am sure your father is both relieved he is dead and horrified being raped in Hell. Did Jesus smote him because of the AIDS?

Oh my God, what the Hell is your problem!?

First of all, she is not a "Homer" (by the way, Homer? seriously were you homeschooled or something?)

Second of all, how the hell dare you!? Her father has passed away, show a little respect you idiot!

Read this, bible-geeks:

Book of revelations 12:43: And the Lord said: you are all idiots!

So I am leaving now, I can't talk to "people" like you!



Greetings

/Crowleyan the Insane

It's the lies that we tell ourselves that introduces us to him.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Hi everybody!!!!!

[...]
Second of all, how the hell dare you!? Her father has passed away, show a little respect you idiot!

The Lord has fitted us to know the Truth. It is He who speaks of the eternal Damnation of the unrepentant soul and of the horrors and degradation it shall suffer at the hands of Satan.

We here at Landover merely remind living sinners of the need to have your soul in a permanent state of readiness.

Ga:4:16: Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

Read this, bible-geeks:

Book of revelations 12:43: And the Lord said: you are all idiots!

There is no Rev:12:34, but the 43rd verse after the start of Rev:12 is,
"Re:14:8: And there followed another angel, saying, Babylon is fallen, is fallen, that great city, because she made all nations drink of the wine of the wrath of her fornication."

Which seems appropriate.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hi everybody!!!!!

Oh my God, what the Hell is your problem!?

No, I am not Jesus. You have it right, Hell is a problem.

First of all, she is not a "Homer" (by the way, Homer? seriously were you homeschooled or something?)

How do you know this? Our repots are she is a foul breathed rug muncher.

Second of all, how the hell dare you!? Her father has passed away, show a little respect you idiot!

As I said before, Hell certainly does concern us. How come you have such an intimate knowldege.
He did not 'pass away' that happenes when God calls a person to Heaven. This lebos father was snatched to Hell for cpromoting his daughters wicked was. He is in Hell as a punishment to her.

Read this, bible-geeks:

Book of revelations 12:43: And the Lord said: you are all idiots!

So I am leaving now, I can't talk to "people" like you!

Greetings
/Crowleyan the Insane

It's the lies that we tell ourselves that introduces us to him.

Yes, you are insane.

[Kelsey Jade]

Re: Hi everybody!!!!!

Ohhhh, I used to know this girl! I met her at a Bible Study class back in Detroit. But she told me she sort of....um....had a thing for one of the forum members. Not fetish or anything, but she took to his way of thinking, I guess.