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  • #16
    Re: Good Morning

    Hello friend and welcome to God's favorite forum.

    You did not make much of a introduction there, so you might want to start over by telling little about yourself.

    Tell us what church you go to, what is the best pie you make for your husband and so on. After all, Jesus made you come here for a reason.

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    • #17
      Re: Good Morning

      Originally posted by ABCDEFGHIJK View Post
      Never gonna happen guy..how about you take that bible.and shove it up your ass? It might fit..since you love god so much dosemt that make you a homo? He is a man..i really hope you all die a horrible death 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 SATAN
      You seem somewhat agitated. Did you forget to take your meds?

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      • #18
        Re: Good Morning

        No amger here..im laughing at this..its the funniest shit ive seen in a while..i just hate god..id punch baby jesus in the head and kill it if i could
        Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
        abominable works, there is none that doeth good

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        • #19
          Re: Good Morning

          Originally posted by ABCDEFGHIJK View Post
          Never gonna happen guy..how about you take that bible.and shove it up your ass? It might fit..since you love god so much dosemt that make you a homo? He is a man..i really hope you all die a horrible death 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 SATAN
          So you are not prepared to read the Bible to educate yourself? Why not use your God given mind? I believe that every hell bound 'thinking' atheist would be ashamed of you.

          YiC

          Jack
          Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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          I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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          • #20
            Re: Good Morning

            I think it's a retarded. I'm not sure why we're posting at it.
            Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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            • #21
              Re: Good Morning

              Originally posted by Sister Kitty View Post
              I think it's a retarded. I'm not sure why we're posting at it.
              You could well be right. It's so difficult to tell the difference between the truly deluded and misinformed and the soulless retards these days.
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              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

              Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
              The truth about volcanos
              Sex and debauchery in public schools
              Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
              God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
              Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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              • #22
                Re: Good Morning

                Originally posted by Sister Kitty View Post
                I think it's a retarded. I'm not sure why we're posting at it.
                I think you may be right sister. Maybe his posts are just the result of him chewing his keyboard.

                YiC

                Jack
                Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                • #23
                  Re: Good Morning

                  Im not your friend..i dont go to church and the only pie i like is your moms
                  Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                  abominable works, there is none that doeth good

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                  • #24
                    Re: Good Morning

                    Originally posted by ABCDEFGHIJK View Post
                    Im not your friend..i dont go to church and the only pie i like is your moms
                    That's a start. My mother's pie is very succulent and tasty. While you were munching on it did she cry out to praise God? There's your first example of the right attitude. Get on your knees and open yourself to Jesus, friend.
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                    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                    The truth about volcanos
                    Sex and debauchery in public schools
                    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                    • #25
                      Re: Good Morning

                      Originally posted by ABCDEFGHIJK View Post
                      Im not your friend..i dont go to church and the only pie i like is your moms
                      You'd change your mind if you got a taste of Sister Kitty's pie.

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                      • #26
                        Re: Good Morning

                        Originally posted by ABCDEFGHIJK View Post
                        the only pie i like is your moms
                        I think you missed the point here in a hurry, ma'am.
                        I asked what is the best pie you make FOR your husband.

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                        • #27
                          Re: Good Morning

                          Sister kittys a fat cunt..and no your mother gets on her knees for me and screams out my name you bible banging pussy
                          Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                          abominable works, there is none that doeth good

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                          • #28
                            Re: Good Morning

                            Originally posted by ABCDEFGHIJK View Post
                            Sister kittys a fat cooter..and no your mother gets on her knees for me and screams out my name you bible banging pussy
                            It's now fantasising that we are furries!
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                            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                            The truth about volcanos
                            Sex and debauchery in public schools
                            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                            • #29
                              Re: Good Morning

                              Suck gods dick some more you faggots..and since your websites for pussies it wouldnt let me say sister kitty is a fat C U N T.
                              Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                              abominable works, there is none that doeth good

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                              • #30
                                Re: Good Morning

                                Originally posted by ABCDEFGHIJK View Post
                                Suck gods dick some more you faggots..and since your websites for pussies it wouldnt let me say sister kitty is a fat C U N T.
                                Why so much hate, sister? Do you enjoy making baby Jesus weep? Do you kick puppies too?

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