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  • toxicpaintball
    Unsaved Trash, Rabid godmocker
    • Nov 2011
    • 10

    #1

    Good Morning

    Umm i was shocked when i stumbled upon this website..i was soo very excited when i saw all these wonderful people and FUCK THAT! If your all serious (and if your not please let me know because this is some funny shit) then you should all be shot in the head..or At least castrated so you retards cant re produce..its amazing to see so much GOD damn ignorance in one fucked up website..God and everything you believe in is a big pile of steamy SHIT..i hope you all go on mass suicide and kill yourselves because all your doimg is wasting the air i breath..666 motherfuckers! "NO GOD HAS A RIGHT TO INTERFERE IN MY AFFAIRS AND I HAVE MADE IT AN IMPERATIVE RULE THAT EVERYONE SHALL REFRAIN FROM WORSHIPPING ALL GODS." i fucking hate any one who believes in the peice of shit called god..or jesus fuckin christ..please do this world a favor and die..all of you..the next church i see ill be sure to take a nice piss on it and laugh..GOD IS NOT FUCKING REAL..god dosent exist you fucks..the only reason you think it does is because your life is soo miserable that you need to think its gonna get better after you die..too fuckimg bad it wont..FUCK you HAHAH..SATAN is my best friend 666 bitches..
    Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
    abominable works, there is none that doeth good
  • toxicpaintball
    Unsaved Trash, Rabid godmocker
    • Nov 2011
    • 10

    #2
    Re: Good Morning

    Oh and you cant say F U C K..your all mad gay..DIE
    Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
    abominable works, there is none that doeth good

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    • Zechariah Smyth
      Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
      True Christian™
      • Feb 2011
      • 15251

      #3
      Originally posted by ABCDEFGHIJK View Post
      tl:dr.
      Hello my new friend! What is your favorite Bible verse?

      Yours in Christ,

      Z. Smyth
      Posted via Mobile Device
      sigpic

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      • toxicpaintball
        Unsaved Trash, Rabid godmocker
        • Nov 2011
        • 10

        #4
        Re: Good Morning

        WTF..F U C K you..i dont have a bible verse..i was asking if this shit is serious or not..faggot
        Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
        abominable works, there is none that doeth good

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        • Jack O'fagan
          With faith as immovable as the Earth
          True Christian™
          • Feb 2011
          • 4836

          #5
          Re: Good Morning

          Originally posted by ABCDEFGHIJK View Post
          Oh and you cant say F U C K..your all mad gay..DIE
          Hello friend, what's the BEST thing you love about Jesus and what have you done for Him today?

          YiC

          Jack
          Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

          sigpic

          I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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          • Brother Enoch
            The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2008
            • 4392

            #6
            Re: Good Morning

            Originally posted by ABCDEFGHIJK View Post
            the next church i see ill be sure to take a nice piss on it and laugh...
            Make it a Catholic church and we can have a group piss.

            Then again, you're probably a gay and would be checking out my junk.

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            • Zechariah Smyth
              Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
              True Christian™
              • Feb 2011
              • 15251

              #7
              Originally posted by ABCDEFGHIJK View Post
              WTF..F U C K you..i dont have a bible verse..i was asking if this shit is serious or not..faggot
              My fudge-packing days are over, friend, and your potty mouth is doing absolutely NOTHING to lure me back to that deathstyle.

              Now, instead of trying to shock us (YOU CAN'T!!!) how about telling us why Jesus sent you here today?

              YiC,

              Zech
              Posted via Mobile Device
              sigpic

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              • toxicpaintball
                Unsaved Trash, Rabid godmocker
                • Nov 2011
                • 10

                #8
                Re: Good Morning

                This has to be fake because i cant help but laugh..i wasnt sent here by jesus..i found this bullshit because of other oeople making fun of you retards..now answer my mother f u c k ing question is this serious or not
                Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                abominable works, there is none that doeth good

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                • Jack O'fagan
                  With faith as immovable as the Earth
                  True Christian™
                  • Feb 2011
                  • 4836

                  #9
                  Re: Good Morning

                  Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                  My fudge-packing days are over, friend, and your potty mouth is doing absolutely NOTHING to lure me back to that deathstyle.

                  Now, instead of trying to shock us (YOU CAN'T!!!) how about telling us why Jesus sent you here today?

                  YiC,

                  Zech
                  Posted via Mobile Device
                  Zech, you are quite right. When you read between the lines its clear that he knows something is missing from his life and he knows that what is missing is JESUS!!!

                  Glory!

                  Jack
                  Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

                  sigpic

                  I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                  • Redeemed Papist
                    Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                    True Christian™
                    • Jul 2011
                    • 10409

                    #10
                    Re: Good Morning

                    Originally posted by ABCDEFGHIJK View Post
                    This has to be fake because i cant help but laugh..i wasnt sent here by jesus..i found this bullshit because of other oeople making fun of you retards..now answer my mother f u c k ing question is this serious or not
                    We are totally serious about the message of God to us in the Bible becoming spread to all people who would pervert it and twist it or say there is some other truth, yes.
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                    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                    The truth about volcanos
                    Sex and debauchery in public schools
                    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                    • toxicpaintball
                      Unsaved Trash, Rabid godmocker
                      • Nov 2011
                      • 10

                      #11
                      Re: Good Morning

                      Lol this is funny..a bumch if bible banging retards loving somethimg thats not real..i think.your missimg somethimg in your life because you replace whatever it is with a made up god..and then pray to nothing hoping your shitty lives are better when you die..if your so worried then just kill yourselves and see what happens..F u c k ing die
                      Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                      abominable works, there is none that doeth good

                      Comment

                      • Jack O'fagan
                        With faith as immovable as the Earth
                        True Christian™
                        • Feb 2011
                        • 4836

                        #12
                        Re: Good Morning

                        Originally posted by ABCDEFGHIJK View Post
                        This has to be fake because i cant help but laugh..i wasnt sent here by jesus..i found this bullshit because of other oeople making fun of you retards..now answer my mother f u c k ing question is this serious or not
                        I promise you that my dearest wish for you is that you read all of the Bible to read the word of God and the teachings of Jesus Christ. IT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE!

                        We are VERY serious,

                        YiC

                        Jack
                        Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

                        sigpic

                        I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

                        Comment

                        • Brother Enoch
                          The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2008
                          • 4392

                          #13
                          Re: Good Morning

                          Originally posted by ABCDEFGHIJK View Post
                          Lol this is funny..a bumch if bible banging retards loving somethimg thats not real..i think.your missimg somethimg in your life because you replace whatever it is with a made up god..and then pray to nothing hoping your shitty lives are better when you die..if your so worried then just kill yourselves and see what happens..F u c k ing die
                          Wow. Such anger. It must hurt to be in your head. Why don't you let baby Jesus cradle you in His tiny arms and let you cry away all your pain? I guarantee you'll feel better after.

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                          • toxicpaintball
                            Unsaved Trash, Rabid godmocker
                            • Nov 2011
                            • 10

                            #14
                            Re: Good Morning

                            Never gonna happen guy..how about you take that bible.and shove it up your ass? It might fit..since you love god so much dosemt that make you a homo? He is a man..i really hope you all die a horrible death 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 SATAN
                            Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                            abominable works, there is none that doeth good

                            Comment

                            • Redeemed Papist
                              Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                              True Christian™
                              • Jul 2011
                              • 10409

                              #15
                              Re: Good Morning

                              Originally posted by ABCDEFGHIJK View Post
                              Lol this is funny..a bumch if bible banging retards loving somethimg thats not real..i think.your missimg somethimg in your life because you replace whatever it is with a made up god..and then pray to nothing hoping your shitty lives are better when you die..if your so worried then just kill yourselves and see what happens..F u c k ing die
                              Ah when you finally know the Truth® you are going to feel such a fool for this silly persecution.

                              But thanks anyway.

                              Matthew 5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.

                              Isaiah 51:7 Hearken unto me, you that know righteousness, the people in whose heart is my law; fear you not the reproach of men, neither be you afraid of their revilings.
                              sigpic
                              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                              Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                              The truth about volcanos
                              Sex and debauchery in public schools
                              Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                              God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                              Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

                              Comment

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