Greetings

[TheVeteran]

I found this forum thru a google search. Interesting nonetheless. I'm loving the emoticon on the right. I'm a Baptist from a small town near Chicago. My favorite verse is Psalms 118:24. Again. Greetings.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Greetings

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[TheVeteran]

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I'm a simple man. I enjoy taking care of my horses and take pride in my work. I attend Messiah Baptist Church. Unfortunately I can't be there tonight due to illness. I bet the flu bug found its way into me.

I know you mean well, but giving out information such as that to strangers on the internet is dangerous. I worked in a division of the CIA and that's all I can tell you.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I'm a simple man. I enjoy taking care of my horses and take pride in my work. I attend Messiah Baptist Church. Unfortunately I can't be there tonight due to illness. I bet the flu bug found its way into me.

I know you mean well, but giving out information such as that to strangers on the internet is dangerous. I worked in a division of the CIA and that's all I can tell you.

I'm sorry, but that is not acceptable. We can't be too careful, as I'm sure you understand.

You may communicate with me privately by clicking on my email link in my signature below. Anything you say will be kept completely confidential.

The alternative is that we send your IP address to the DOF and the FBI.

[Brother Enoch]

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Hi. Which war were you in? One of the easy ones like Afghanistan and Iraq, or was it something more difficult like Korea or Vietnam? Gooks are completely crazy and are actually worthy opponents unlike the cowardly arab turban bombers. Or are you even old enough to have offed some Japs on Okinawa?

[TheVeteran]

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Afghanistan a while back. Not as easy as one may think even if they're cowards. Although I met some great men I'm proud to call brothers, I'd never want to go back. If there were a hell on Earth, Afghanistan would be the center circle. I sometimes wish we could pull out and nuke the place to a big piece of glass, but those poor children and those damn insurgents. Makes me so angry!

How about you?

[Redeemed Papist]

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Why is this person pretending to be some sort of black ops dude instead of praising Jesus and telling us about his love for the Lord?

[TheVeteran]

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I was asked about my past, I didn't bring it up. But yes it does suck I'm missing church tonight. I believe I got the flu from a friend. I believe I've been a Christian since the day I was born. Jesus has gotten me thru a lot of bad situations. How are you worshiping tonight?

[Brother Enoch]

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Afghanistan a while back. Not as easy as one may think even if they're cowards. Although I met some great men I'm proud to call brothers, I'd never want to go back. If there were a hell on Earth, Afghanistan would be the center circle. I sometimes wish we could pull out and nuke the place to a big piece of glass, but those poor children and those damn insurgents. Makes me so angry!

How about you?

I'm afraid I haven't had the pleasure of sending sand nigras or zipperheads to Hell, but I have higher hopes for my children. The oldest 4 are in the youth branch of the navy.

As for Afghanistan being hell on earth, you should perhaps read up on trench warfare in WWI to get an idea of what hell on Earth is actually like.

[TheVeteran]

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Ah the Great War. Terrible terrible place to be, trenches. By hell on Earth, I meant the climate. Trenches from what I've read were full of disease, death... Horrid.

[Brother Enoch]

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Ah the Great War. Terrible terrible place to be, trenches. By hell on Earth, I meant the climate. Trenches from what I've read were full of disease, death... Horrid.

Ah. So Afghanistan is Hell on Earth because it's warm in the summer and cold in the winter. Gotcha.

[Brother Harold Porter]

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I was asked about my past, I didn't bring it up. But yes it does suck I'm missing church tonight. I believe I got the flu from a friend. I believe I've been a Christian since the day I was born. Jesus has gotten me thru a lot of bad situations. How are you worshiping tonight?

Well my friend, we aren't telling lies. That's for sure.

Why do you?

There is a fine church just a few miles from you at the Whitesburg Baptist Church. Pastor Zeke and I have had many encounters with the Pastor Jimmy Jackson.

Start truth-telling.

In Christ

[TheVeteran]

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Ah. So Afghanistan is Hell on Earth because it's warm in the summer and cold in the winter. Gotcha.

It's blazing hot, smelly and full of Muslims. Sounds quite hellish.

[TheVeteran]

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Well my friend, we aren't telling lies. That's for sure.

Why do you?

There is a fine church just a few miles from you at the Whitesburg Baptist Church. Pastor Zeke and I have had many encounters with the Pastor Jimmy Jackson.

Start truth-telling.

In Christ

Telling lies about what?

[Brother Harold Porter]

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Telling lies about what?

Oh, I don't know. Maybe that you are about as far south from Illinois as you can get.

Let's see if I can find a photo of the Alabama house.

Last chance to tell the truth, sweet pea. You aren't a soldier, are you? All lies so far?