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[ChristianBeliever]

Hi! As you can see, I'm ChristianBeliever. I live in a big U.S. city with my Christian family, who follow the Bible's rulings on life as closely as possible. I'm going to community college for a few years; I'm leaning towards nursing, I'll have valuable skills to deal with my future kids' illnesses and such. before settling down and starting a family with a nice Christian man.
My favorite Bible verse is Deuteronomy 6:5 - And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Hi! As you can see, I'm ChristianBeliever. I live in a big U.S. city with my Christian family, who follow the Bible's rulings on life as closely as possible. I'm going to community college for a few years; I'm leaning towards nursing, I'll have valuable skills to deal with my future kids' illnesses and such. before settling down and starting a family with a nice Christian man.
My favorite Bible verse is Deuteronomy 6:5 - And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.

Welcome to God's favorite forum, lady. What's your name? What church does your husband take you to? What's your best pie?

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

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Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[ChristianBeliever]

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Welcome to God's favorite forum, lady. What's your name? What church does your husband take you to? What's your best pie?

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

My name is Carmella. I do not have a husband (yet), although my parents are searching for a man who will take me as his wife. I attend Tallowood Baptist Church with my family. I like baking, and I would have to say my favorite pie is blackberry pie.
I will read the rules and regulations as closely as possible. Thank you for laying it out for me.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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My name is Carmella. I do not have a husband (yet), although my parents are searching for a man who will take me as his wife. I attend Tallowood Baptist Church with my family. I like baking, and I would have to say my favorite pie is blackberry pie.
I will read the rules and regulations as closely as possible. Thank you for laying it out for me.

You mean Pastor Brooks' congregation? I haven't seen him in a couple of years. The Pastor's Retreat on Unsaved Island Virgins as I recall.

He's got stamina, that guy.

[ChristianBeliever]

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You mean Pastor Brooks' congregation? I haven't seen him in a couple of years. The Pastor's Retreat on Unsaved Island Virgins as I recall.

He's got stamina, that guy.

Yes. He's a very nice man and a good pastor.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Hello Carmella!

Are you a yid? The only reason I ask is when I went to Israel we flew over Mt. Carmel (where Elijah hung out) in a chopper. Very pretty area.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[ChristianBeliever]

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Hello Carmella!

Are you a yid? The only reason I ask is when I went to Israel we flew over Mt. Carmel (where Elijah hung out) in a chopper. Very pretty area.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

A Jew? No. Carmella is just a name my mother thought was pretty.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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A Jew? No.

Then you deserve at least to be thanked for not slaying Jesus.

[ChristianBeliever]

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Then you deserve at least to be thanked for not slaying Jesus.

Thanks, I guess. Well, I guess I should thank my ancestors for not marrying Jews.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Thanks, I guess. Well, I guess I should thank my ancestors for not marrying Jews.

You are selling yourself short. If you had murdered Jesus, you would be a dirty Jew just like the rest of them. So thank yourself.

[ChristianBeliever]

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You are selling yourself short. If you had murdered Jesus, you would be a dirty Jew just like the rest of them. So thank yourself.

Well, I guess you're right. My dad always says the Jews were responsible for that particular ill. I'm lucky I'm not one.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Well, I guess you're right. My dad always says the Jews were responsible for that particular ill. I'm lucky I'm not one.

It's not just your dad who says so, but God in the KJV Bible.

"Then assembled together the CHIEF PRIESTS, AND THE SCRIBES, and the ELDERS OF THE PEOPLE, unto the palace of the high priest, who was called Caiaphas, And consulted that they might TAKE JESUS BY SUBTILTY, AND KILL HIM. But they said, Not on the feast day, lest there be an uproar among the people."
Matthew 26:3-5, KJV

"Now the feast of unleavened bread drew nigh, which is called the Passover. And the CHIEF PRIESTS AND SCRIBES SOUGHT HOW THEY MIGHT KILL HIM; for they feared the people."
Luke 22:1,2, KJV

"And therefore did the JEWS PERSECUTE JESUS, AND SOUGHT TO SLAY HIM, because he had done these things on the sabbath day. But Jesus answered them, My Father worketh hitherto, and I work. Therefore the Jews sought the more to kill him, because he not only had broken the sabbath, but said also that God was his Father, making himself equal with God."
John 5:16-18, KJV

"After these things Jesus walked in Galilee: for he would not walk in Jewry, because the JEWS SOUGHT TO KILL HIM . . . Did not Moses give you the law, and yet none of you keepeth the law? WHY GO YE ABOUT TO KILL ME? The people answered and said, Thou hast a devil: who GOETH ABOUT TO KILL THEE? . . . Then said some of them of Jerusalem, IS NOT THIS HE, WHOM THEY SEEK TO KILL?"
John 7:1, 19-20, 25, KJV

"I know that ye are Abraham's seed; but YE SEEK TO KILL ME, because my word hath no place in you. I speak that which I have seen with my Father: and ye do that which ye have seen with your father. They answered and said unto him, Abraham is our father. Jesus saith unto them, If ye were Abraham's children, ye would do the works of Abraham. But now YE SEEK TO KILL ME, a man that hath told you the truth, which I have heard of God: this did not Abraham. Ye do the deeds of your father. Then said they to him, We be not born of fornication; we have one Father, even God. Jesus said unto them, If God were your Father, ye would love me: for I proceeded forth and came from God; neither came I of myself, but he sent me. Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word. Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it."
John 8:37-44, KJV

"Then saith Pilate unto him, Speakest thou not unto me? knowest thou not that I have power to crucify thee, and have power to release thee? Jesus answered, Thou couldest have no power at all against me, except it were given thee from above: therefore HE THAT DELIVERED ME UNTO THEE HATH THE GREATER SIN. And from thenceforth Pilate sought to release him: but the Jews cried out, saying, If thou let this man go, thou art not Caesar's friend: whosoever maketh himself a king speaketh against Caesar."
John 19:10-12, KJV

". . . My kingdom is not of this world: if my kingdom were of this world, then would my servants fight, that I should not be DELIVERED TO THE JEWS: but now is my kingdom not from hence."
John 18:36b, KJV

"And when they had brought them, they set them before the council: and the high priest asked them, Saying, Did not we straitly command you that ye should not teach in this name? and, behold, ye have filled Jerusalem with your doctrine, and intend to bring this man's blood upon us. Then Peter and the other apostles answered and said, We ought to obey God rather than men. The God of our fathers raised up Jesus, WHOM YE SLEW AND HANGED ON A TREE."
Acts 5:27-30, KJV

[Redeemed Papist]

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Not being a Jew is not the only thing you should be happy about regarding your ancestors. None of them must have hated God or been bastards because otherwise God would be punishing you for their iniquity.