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    Hey!

    I came here because of project we have to do in school.
    I'd like to know more about your religion; facts, history, your opinion in the bible, God and the human being, important ceremonies and more.

    If you've some spare time I'd like to have an personal interview with one of you, that would be satisfying.

    Thanks for reading.

    PS. Peace!
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  • #2
    Re: Hey!

    Originally posted by Dasystem View Post
    I came here because of project we have to do in school.
    I'd like to know more about your religion; facts, history, your opinion in the bible, God and the human being, important ceremonies and more.

    If you've some spare time I'd like to have an personal interview with one of you, that would be satisfying.

    Thanks for reading.

    PS. Peace!
    We're not going to do your homework for you. Start exploring the web site. It's all set out for you with sermons and explanations if you just click your mouse for a bit.


    Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
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    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
    The truth about volcanos
    Sex and debauchery in public schools
    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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    • #3
      Re: Hey!

      Originally posted by Dasystem View Post
      I came here because of project we have to do in school.
      I'd like to know more about your religion; facts, history, your opinion in the bible, God and the human being, important ceremonies and more.

      If you've some spare time I'd like to have an personal interview with one of you, that would be satisfying.

      Thanks for reading.

      PS. Peace!
      Please submit the following:

      1. Name of school.

      2. Name of teacher/professor.

      3. What is the name of the course. Please include the syllabus that describes in detail this project.

      Yours in Christ,

      Z. Smyth

      P.S. This is of course after you've answered Brother Redeemed's questions.
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      • #4
        Re: Hey!

        Originally posted by Dasystem View Post
        I came here because of project we have to do in school.
        I'd like to know more about your religion; facts, history, your opinion in the bible, God and the human being, important ceremonies and more.

        If you've some spare time I'd like to have an personal interview with one of you, that would be satisfying.

        Thanks for reading.

        PS. Peace!
        After following the instructions already given by my distinguised Brothers, I suggest you move on to this:



        That should give you a good foundation in Christianity. Start with Genesis, and end with Revelation.

        Once you've finished, come back and we'll be happy to help you with any questions you may have.
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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        • #5
          Re: Hey!

          If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

          If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

          You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

          Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • #6
            Re: Hey!

            Originally posted by Dasystem View Post
            I'd like to know more about your religion; facts, history, your opinion in the bible, God and the human being, important ceremonies and more.
            If you want to know more about The religion please read
            Even as a Unsaved Trash i can asure you, this is not OUR religion, this is THE Religion and the religion belongs to every one that follows it, and live by it.

            Looking for facts? They all in

            Looking for history? Go and look in the true History book

            My opinion in ? I dont have a opinion, if i had a opinion this would mean that i would be able to discuss whats in the bible? this i can not, its not up for discussion, its the pure truth.

            The discussion about God? see the answer above.

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